Last night, Retardo the Wonderfuck and I went to a beauty pageant for hairy muscle bears at a sleazy leather bar. It was the finals of the SOMA Bare Chest Calendar Contest. The winners get to have their picture on a month of the 2006 calendar and get the privilege of traveling around to street fairs to sign autographs and get groped by other horny guys. Not a bad gig. Oh, and they also have to promise to sell 50 copies of the calendar to help raise money for AIDS Emergency Fund. I shot 300 pictures of the contest and put them in the VIP Room at Lavender Lounge. No, the guys are not gay porn star material, so don't be cruel. They are REAL men that not only have to look good, but they have to be presentable at numerous public events and help with fundraising throughout the year. I looked through the Bare Chest Calendar website today for he first time. I was surprized how many local guys I recognized from just hanging around the City and going the Sunday beer bust at the Eagle! I never really paid much attention to the calendars in the past, but some of them were so familiar, those images are etched into my brain. The Bare Chest guys will also be in Palm Springs next week for the Bad Boys Pool Party. Check back here at for my photos!

Gay Dreams 2 San Francisco Nights Brendan Austen, Damien Drake, Shane Rollins, Tag Adams, Sean Storm, Jay Black, Abram Rodriguez, Ryven, Robert Marks, Andy Dill & Michael Brandon Directed by Chris Ward Studio: Raging Stallion Reviewed by Jamez L. Smith Where have all the big, beautiful, cocks gone? To Raging Stallion, apparently. Though somewhat loathe to admit it, I am a bit of a size queen. No one would deny that big is beautiful (except maybe my first lover), and proportion cannot at all be discounted but, my goodness, have I digressed! Scene 1 of Gay Dreams 2 San Francisco Nights opens with the blessing of Sister Porn Again, as Michael Brandon and Damien Drake passionately make-out before her visage. It is a beautiful setting, accented nicely with minimalist music. The camera angles are exquisite: Damien is purely gorgeous from his luscious lashes to his manicured nails to his Adonis-like body. Michael is handsomely erotic. The cinematography is amazing. Its like being in the room with them, as Michael sucks on Damiens lovely cock. Michael has a beautiful cock of his own, and Damien works it well. Not even through the first scene, and its already one of the best porn films Ive ever seen. The lighting is gorgeous. Michael is gorgeous. Damien is gorgeous. Its fucking gorgeous! I want a still of the shot of Damien sucking on Michaels monster-cock as Michael fingers Damiens beautiful ass. Michaels condom covered cock, glistening against the dark background, sliding into Damiens luscious crack is artistic captured, as Michael fucks Damiens ass like a pro. Michael is dead sexy as he dances in and out to Damiens obvious delight. This sex is no joke. I love it when and man fucks me like that, and from the notes hits, Damien loves it, too. Whew! I need a break. As a transition into the next scene, Michael is taking his Australian pig boy on a tour of San Francisco. Once again, the Cinematographer stands out. The vignette is so beautifully shot that it makes me homesick for San Francisco and I live here! Horny from his long flight, Brendan Austen strips down as soon as he arrives at his accommodations (much like I would!). Another beautiful man, pig boy smolders as he works his nips on a black leather couch. His cock has a gorgeous purple head. I cant get over how amazing the camera work is. Really nice shot of his nutsack. A slight scene change finds Brendan hooking up with Tag Adams. Every guy in this film is hot, without exception. I can almost feel Brendan massage his groin along my ass. Tag does some wonderful tongue work on Brendans foreskin, working up a sweat, sucking cock to the hilt. Moist and Meaty. Its hard to tell which Tag likes most, sucking or getting fucked that is, until he starts groaning and grunt as Brendan pounds his butt. As if this were not enough, the duo is joined by cover boy Shane Rollins. Instant crush! Marry Me. The three of them together its too much. I need another break. Scene 3 is on fire from the start. Jay Black is up on a rooftop stretching and gyrating his beautiful body, when he is attacked from behind by Sean Storm. Sexy! The two men are animalistic in their passions for each other. Its almost unbearable to watch, as the hiss and growl and moan and groan, devouring one another. "It gets bigger, baby." Jay eats ass like hes drilling for oil. Super Sexy. The scene is simply beautiful. Even my straight brother, who stopped by as I reviewing the film said, "That does look good". And the cum shot can only be described as delicious. The final scene has our Aussie pig boy wanking off to the apparent memory of a art gallery orgy featuring himself, Ryven, Robert Marks, Andy Dill, Abram Rodriguez and Sean Storm. Do I have to spell it out? Its consistently hot. Consistently well filmed and directed. If I had a say, my pick for best porn film of 2004/2005 would be Gay Dreams 2 San Francisco Nights. Available online at MaleFlixxx.tv or order the DVD direct from Raging Stallion.

Well, in the world of streaming video gay porn sites, it's the battle of the brands. Naked Sword has this year kind of "adopted" the GayVN Awards with sponsorship, links to nominees, and video coverage. (Did that help to "buy" awards for Wet Palms? I'm sure it didn't hurt. That IS how Hollywood works, don't 'cha know.) Now, MaleFlixxx.tv has jumped in to adopt the other big annual awards show - the Grabby's. Makes sense. GayVN's and Naked Sword are West Coast, Grabby's are in Chicago, MaleFlixxx.tv is in Toronto. Vote for your favorites, watch the nominated movies, and save 25%. This year, the 15th Annual Grabby Erotic Gay Video Awards are introducing a new category, The People’s Choice Award, sponsored by MaleFlixxx.tv and chosen by our viewers. The award will be presented on Saturday, May 28th in Chicago. The People’s Choice Nominations highlight 8 movies that were selected through viewer response to the title, the overall production quality and the strength of each movie’s erotic content. From April 27th through May 25th, fans can visit the MaleFlixxx.tv network and cast their votes. If you haven’t seen all of the titles, they can take advantage of the special 25% off pricing. There is no purchase required for fans to cast a vote; all you need to do is create a free user name and submit an active email address.

I know, it's a couple years old already, but I stumbled upon a 2003 Falcon movie called "Aftershock Part One" and "Aftershock Part Two". It stars a cast of thousands and it's directed by Chi Chi LaRue. Falcon's Mustang line is set aside for the rougher type movies with leather chaps, harnesses, slings, and 5 day beards. The bathing suits and swimming pools are for Jocks and main Falcon lines. (I jsut learned this after getting chewed out about the difference between Colt and Buckshot...) I have two free video clips from the movie, plus the actual Falcon-produced trailer from Aftershock Pt. 1. Be sure to watch the clip from Part One to see cute little Jeremy Jordan pee his pants! I'm not kidding! Blond, slutty twink Jeremy Jordan is in a public bathroom and gets forced to pee his pants by Jason Hawke. I'm sure it was Chi Chi's idea - she is twisted! One thing I love about Jeremy Jordan is that he can look sweet and piggy at the same time - and you know he's enjoying every minute of it. Click to see the official movie trailer from Mustang/Falcon's Aftershock Pt. 1, or join FalconStudios.com to see a whole selection of Falcon/Mustang/Jocks movie trailers and porn star audition videos from the "Alone With" series.

Aftershock 1 by Mustang Studios Starring: Colton Ford, Tom Chase, Addison Scott, Jeremy Jordan, Carlos Morales, Alec Martinez, Jason Hawke, Paul Johnson, Jerek, Nino Bacci, Parker Williams, Bret Wolfe, Sebastian Cole, Rob Romoni, Jason Land, Peter Raeg, Ricky Cash, Nick Capra, Alex Leon, Diego Alvarez Director: Chi Chi LaRue Join us as we travel farther down the dark hallways of a world that only the lucky have seen. See what everyone is talking about and what only a few will dare to do. Are you willing to submit and submerge yourself in this pool of erotic abandon and lusty chiseled manflesh? Are you ready for the experience? Will you ever be prepared for the exhilarating shock of having this high-voltage sexual intensity at your command? Full length version of this movie available at Naked Sword. Free sample clips: 350K | 100K | 56K More Falcon trailers at FalconStudios.com

Aftershock 2 by Mustang Studios Starring: Matthew Rush, Colton Ford, Tom Chase, Addison Scott, Chris Steele, Chad Hunt, Peter Raeg, Joe Foster, Blake Harper, Carlos Morales, Jerek, Antonio Majors, Lance Gear, Nino Bacci, Jim Slade, Jason Land, Jon Ashe, Bret Wolfe, Jake Marshall, Cody Wolff, Ben Archer, Rob Romoni Director: Chi Chi LaRue These two additional chapters are chock full of horny and enthusiastic studs whose sexual antics will generate enough heat to get your heart racing and your cock throbbing ? pumping you up and turning on the juice. The story is simple ? 32 hot horny men getting it on, putting one another through a tough round of intense mansex. The action will keep you gasping for air, especially the scenes with popular Tom Chase powering his mighty fist up some twitchin' assholes. Full length version of this movie available at Naked Sword. Free sample clips: 350K | 100K | 56K More Falcon trailers at FalconStudios.com

On Thursday I had the pleasure of doing a photo session with Jacob Slader. He was in town shooting a movie for Raging Stallion, and I was somehow able to hook up with him. Jacob Slader was an absolute delight to work with! Unlike many gay porn "stars", Jacob is very professional and quite brilliant. He teaches English Literature at a university in Southern California, and he's doing gay porn in order to pay for grad school to get his PhD. As far as I know, I can't think of any gay porn stars with a doctorate, but I know of three female pornstars that call themselves "Dr.": Carol Queen, Sharon Mitchell, and Annie Sprinkle. (If there are other post-graduate porn stars, please let me know.) We started with glamour shots in the studio and I got to dress him up in a couple little outfits like a Barbie doll. He likes the skater-punk look; very casual and real - no spandex. He looked great in low-slung jeans with his giant belt buckle that says, "Fuck". Then switched to board shorts and Hawaiian shirt, but not for long. His dick was oozing pre-cum in no time, so we went right for the money shot. From there, I got some of the best shots in the shower, the hot tub and finally among the greenery in the backyard. Before wrapping up, I interviewed him on video about his porn name and his tattoos. More about that later when I get the video ready for viewing. In the meantime, enjoy the sample photos, but you can see the entire session of 509 outstanding photos in the VIP Room of Lavender Lounge. Jacob Slader's homepage, and blog, and movies.

Holy Butcher of Bagdad, Batman! Have you seen Raging Stallion's new gay pornstar discovery, Huessein? Buffed, hairy and hot as Tikrit in August, they've got a winner here! As they say on the Raging Stallion website, "Not since the time of the legendary BRUNO has a man so stunning appeared in Gay Porn. Huessein, who will also be featured in JD Slater's Centurion Muscle (to be released on Memorial Day 2005), is a bodybuilder (duh!) who lives in Germany, but he gets his hairy good looks from his Turkish background." I can certainly see the similarity of Huessein and Bruno, and by the way, Bruno is still looking pretty good - if only someone could coax him out of retirement. Huessein, though, is making his debut in Raging Stallion's Studs. The photo of Huessein was no doubt shot deep in the Raging Stallion spider hole.

Wow, I just checked out Raging Stallion's website and they have a ton of great movies coming out - Passport to Paradise, Hairy Boyz 3, The Shaft, and Studs, just to mention a few. More about those gay porn movies below, but I wanted to point out a re-release of an old movie that Chris Ward and the gang at Raging Stallion somehow got ahold of. Measuring Up was one of director Chris Ward's favorite movies long before he started making his own films. It is a five scene blow out featuring Chris Champion, Mike Nichols, Rick Drake, Kevin Dean, Robert Harris, Mike Lamas, and ever popular Eric Evans in one of his finest early performances! Measuring Up was filmed in 1994 and was one of the top films of that year. The quality of the production is superb--the entire movie looks like it was shot today. The reason for this is that this movie was directed by Marc Frederics, one of the industry's most talented film makers. And if you have been following the Michael Jackson scandal on television, Frederics is the so called "Gay Pornographer" often mentioned in the case! This certainly is a very timely release!!!! Frederics went on to direct many Matt Sterling movies, and Measuring Up looks exactly like a film from that great studio. We've been hearing about this Marc Frederics character for a long time in connection with Michael Jackson, but this is the first time I've actually seen his name mentioned connected to a gay porn movie. It was Marc Frederics who directed Michael's big circus at Madison Square Garden. You remember that show - where they had to use special effects on the video because Whitney Houston looked too much like a scarecrow! And for the final scene of the Martin Brashear documentary, Michael insisted that Marc Fredericks set up the lighting to hide his spooky facial reconstruction. Let's hope he didn't use that same lighting on Kevin Dean's monster cock in Measuring Up. But back to Raging Stallion's more current movies, while chatting with Chris Ward at the GayVN Awards, he gave me tip that Passport to Paradise is going to be their big movie of the year. "It's the kind of movie that I got into this business to make," Ward said. Haven't received my copy yet, but it's been compared to Kristen Bjorn and Bel Ami type movies - but with Raging Stallion's type of guys. Passport to Paradise stars Raging Stallion's Man of the Year 2005, Miguel Leonn (Bone Island, Thick as Thieves, Wet Dreams, Stoked), in the greatest performance of his life, Passport features an all-Latin cast (with the exception of the blond all-American Pete Ross, of course!) in a movie that will be forever listed as one of the finest films of 2005. Raging Stallion exclusives Ivan Andros (Agony of Ecstasy, Crossroads of Desire, Dreamers, Isle of Men, Bone Island, The Shaft), Carlos Morales (World of Men, Nexus, Fire in the Hole), Enrico Vega (Stick it In), and Manuel Torres (Stoked), as well as superstud Mario Cruz, and Cadinot superstar Gerald round out the cast. Click here to watch a free video trailer from Raging Stallion's Passport to Paradise.

I got an email last week from Michael Lucas of Lucas Entertainment expressing his dismay about not being nominated for anything at the upcoming Grabby Awards. He also took the opportunity to air his opinions about a few other people in the industry he dislikes. Sour grapes? You bet. But this is the stuff gossip columnists salivate over! The gay porn industry as well as the entire mainstream entertainment industry is built on the notion that we should all kiss each other's ass to get ahead. When someone speaks their mind and publicly humiliates other people, it's almost always career suicide. I, myself, have stuck my foot in my mouth by pure accident so many times that I can still taste the toejam. There was a time when I had no fear of pissing people off, but by now, I don't have the chutzpa nor the patience to suffer the consequences, even if I feel my case is justified. Michael Lucas, however, has no fear of anyone. He is setting himself up as "the outsider" of the industry. He's already using the company slogan "New York's Best Defense Against Bad Porn". He's had an ongoing battle with David Forest for two years that came completely out of no where - a Dangerous Liaison if I ever saw one! I predict over the next few years he will use that reputation as the outspoken/bad boy/rebel to his advantage like Larry Flynt did against Playboy. However, around 1997-1998, Chip Daniels from Centaur Films also raised a public stink because he felt HIS movies were not getting enough nominations at the Gay Erotic Video Awards (the predecessor to the GayVN Awards). Since then, you barely hear anything about Centaur. Whether Daniels' outspokeness hurt his career, I don't know, but the analogy can't be ignored. In the meantime, the folks at Lucas Entertainment have been buzzing for months about the release of Dangerous Liaisons, starring Bruce Beckham, Owen Hawk, J., Wilfried Knight, Kent Larson, Michael Lucas, Gus Mattox, and Mario Ortiz. I found a little video clip from Dangerous Liaisons with Michael Lucas fucking the adorable Owen Hawk. Take a look, then join the site. Watch Trailer from Dangerous Liaisons. Join Lucas Entertainment Gossip Columnist JC Adams had this to say about the Michael Lucas situation, but click CONTINUE to see the exact text of Michael Lucas's statement. Earlier in the week, performer/director Michael Lucas slammed the "Gay Chicago Magazine" Grabby Awards in a widely circulated email diatribe. The Grabby nominations were recently announced and Mr. Lucas nor any of his films were cited. "Even though the prestigious GAYVN awards acknowledged my company with eleven nods for the movies LOST and AUDITIONS, the Grabbys have decided to exclude me, and gave me no nominations at all," he wrote. "This has happened consistently... all because of a speech I gave years ago during one of their events." The speech to which Mr. Lucas refers occurred several years back when agent David Forest won Best Non-Sex Role for his appearance in BRAD'S BUDDIES (Forest Films/Pacific Sun). Mr. Lucas took the stage soon after and denounced Mr. Forest for his transgressions. The resulting contretemps was the talk of the industry for weeks. Mr. Lucas goes on to note in his email that since that speech, "I have been banned by the Grabbys. What kind of message are they sending by ignoring the biggest and most celebrated East Coast production company? What is their real legacy? What is their real value?" He goes on to disparage the show and Mr. Forest for several additional paragraphs, one of which includes the line, "As you can imagine, I don't really give a flying fuck that I was not nominated." Oh, of course you do, Michael Lucas. But props to you for speaking your mind. Incidentally, at the GAYVN Awards in March, when Mr. Lucas picked up the Best Pro/Am Release trophy for his AUDITIONS VOL. ONE, he jokingly compared himself to Jesus Christ. Yes, that Jesus Christ. "We're both thirty-three years old," he told the bemused crowd, "and there are lots of people in this room who would like to crucify me!" As for David Forest, as one can imagine, he was not amused by this latest public slam. But he's a big boy, he's taken his lumps before and he knows how to dish it back just as effectively. I spoke to "Gay Chicago Magazine" founder and publisher Big Daddy Ferguson about Mr. Lucas' email. He was sanguine about it. "Lucas Entertainment stopped sending review copies of its new product about a year and a half ago...," he told me. "If you don't send product for review, how in the world would you expect that you could be in line for nominations?" And I am told it's not entirely true that Michael Lucas has been banned from the Grabbys. He could still attend the show if he so desired. Says Big Daddy, "This all stems back to his public display [when] used his time on stage to [denounce] David Forest. Michael was not well-received by the crowd, along with the show producer, who told him his remarks were out of bounds and he would not be invited back as a presenter in the future." Further, "Michael Lucas has produced some really great videos and has been honored at the Grabbys before he was even recognized at the GAYVNs. His product is still welcome and will be considered on its merits for nominations. It's about the quality of the product not the politics of the producers." Michael Lucas Movies at $14.95 for 7 days or $3.95 for 17 minutes..

JET SET PRODUCTIONS? NOMINATED FOR ELEVEN GRABBY AWARDS America?s first Gay porn soap opera, Wet Palms, nominated for Best Comedy Video and Best Screenplay among others FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - (North Hollywood, CA, April 6, 2005) Jet Set Productions is pleased to announce that the 2005 Grabby Erotic Gay Video Awards has nominated their groundbreaking gay adult soap opera, WET PALMS: Episodes 1-3, for ten awards as well as one nomination to actor Brad Benton for his performance in the company's sizzling FREAKS: JET SET DIRECT TAKE 1 which is the same award he won at this past month's GayVN Awards. Winner of five 2004 Grabby Awards including Best Picture for last years smash hit THE HOLE Jet Set Productions has been nominated for eleven awards, this year, including Best Comedy Video for Wet Palms Episodes 1-3; Best Screenplay for Jack Shamana and Michael Stabile (Wet Palms 1-3); Best Actor for Brad Benton (Wet Palms 1-3); Best Supporting Actor for Bret Wolfe (Wet Palms 1-3) and Brad Benton (Freaks: Jet Set Direct Take 1); Best Solo Performance for Gabriel Knight (Wet Palms 1-3) and another nomination in the same category for Chad Donovan (Wet Palms 1-3); Best Non-Sex Performance for Jason Sechrest (Wet Palms 1-3); Best Art Direction for Wet Palms 1-3, and Best Gay DVD Extras for Wet Palms 1-3. "We at Jet Set are thrilled that Wet Palms has garnered so many Grabby nominations - including Best Comedy and Best Screenplay - this year," states Jet Set Productions' President Brett Drysdale. "It's extremely gratifying to know that all our hard work is appreciated by our peers in the adult film industry." The sexy gay episodic soap produced by Mark Hovanec and directed by Matthew Moore, is a series of interwoven stories revolving around the scandalous lives of the residents and visitors of a West Hollywood hotel/bath house named Wet Palms. Part Melrose Place/part Queer As Folk - with hardcore sex - WET PALMS is the first gay porn soap opera in history. It features a highly talented ensemble cast which includes Michael Soldier, Jason Adonis, Rob Romoni, Brad Benton, Jason Ridge, Ethan Marc, Rod Barry, Cody Cash, Bret Wolfe, Ashton Sorenson, Paolo Cortez and sexy 20-year old newcomer Gabriel Knight. WET PALMS Episodes 1-3 can be purchased on DVD or VHS at www.jetsetmen.com. WET PALMS 4-6 will be released this May as filming of episodes 7-9 begins in West Hollywood, California. Jason Adonis, Gus Mattox and Zak Spears join the cast for episodes 4 - 6. The 15th Annual Grabby Erotic Gay Video Awards, which is organized by Gay Chicago Magazine, will take place on Saturday, May 28 at the Park West Theater in Chicago, Illinois. Tickets for this year's show will go on sale to the general public April 4th. To reserve a table contact Stacy Bridges via phone at 773-327-7271 ext 101 or e-mail: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it for more information.

I'm going to have to join RandyBlue.com! I added a bunch of little short clips to the Lavender Lounge VIP Room today, and just by watching the little clips, it's starting to sound like a soap opera. Randy Blue seems to have a knack for finding gorgeous straight guys on the street and convincing them to be photographed for his gay porn site. And when I say "on the street", he literally does make guys pull over after spotting them at traffic lights! I've had my eye on this one straight blonde guy named Matt who did a couple solo scenes. With this new update, I noticed that Randy Blue has somehow paired him up with another beautiful breeder to do a fuck scene together. Check out this video clip of two straight guys that both want to be the top. And then there's the gay guy Sebastian who started out as a big fan of Randy Blue's website and decided he wanted to model. After doing his solo scene, Randy asked him, "who's your favorite model on the site?" He chose a delectable straighty named Peter and gave him his first boy-on-boy blowjob. Hot! I better just join the damn website so I can see these stories unfold full length! FREE Randy Blue Video clips in Lavender Lounge VIP Room - Join Randy Blue

After more than 10 years running his own Hot House Studio, Steven Scarborough returns to Falcon as a guest director of "Boot Strap", starring Matthew Rush. Whaaaat? Steven did have Falcon's blessing when he left, but why come back now? He's got enough to handle running Hot House. He must have gotten a really sweet deal, or Falcon just needed a big name director-for-hire now that Chi Chi LaRue has left. Sounds like Boot Strap will be a hot movie, though. It's available April 27th, 2005, but you can pre-order now. That shot of Matthew Rush's ass on the cover is enought to sell me, but here's what Falcon says about "Boot Strap": Intense. Filthy. Powerful. Clocking in at two and a half hours long and comprised of five thirty-minute-long scenes, Bootstrap is Steven Scarboroughs long-awaited return to the Falcon Directors chair. From the start, we have the enormously hung Alex LeMonde, Fernando Montana and Brad Patton working over bottom boy Troy Moore, who has no trouble taking over 30 inches of cock from the three brutal tops. Next Ivan Andros submits to Kane and Matthew: Kane getting the rear and Matthew making him airtight by plugging up his mouth. Then we meet up with Brad again, this time hes got Dean Monroe. Just when you think that Dean couldnt possibly take anymore cock, horse-hung Barrett Long joins in, slowly building up to a series of insane all-the-way-in-and-out insertion shots. Next we find Shane Rollins riding on Gus Mattoxs cock, until Dean pushes him off so he can get a ride. In another stunning display of his ass-manship, Dean manages to stuff both Gus and Shanes cocks in his unstoppable ass. Finally we have the pairing of the ultra-butch Joe Sport and Arpad Miklos as the two hyper-masculine men show how to get down, Scarborough style. Starring Falcon Lifetime Exclusive Matthew Rush and Falcon Exclusives Kane OFarrell, Brad Patton, Dean Monroe and Joe Sport. Also starring Falcon Favorites Alex LeMonde, Fernando Montana, Ivan Andros, Barrett Long, Gus Mattox, Shane Rollins and Arpad Miklos. And introducing Troy Moore.

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One of the oddest gossip items surrounding the Oscars was that Tobey Maguire's management wouldn't let him appear at the Oscars because he had "put on a little weight". As you can see by the photo taken at a recent U2 concert, you can see why. Click to see the "larger" version. Or maybe they just couldn't get ahold of Marlon Brando's tuxedo... He better visit John Travolta's liposuctionist quickly or he's going to be making a guest appearance with Kirstie Alley's on "Fat Actress". At least Arnold has an excuse for letting himself go - he's pushing 60. What is up with my boy Tobey? While he was in tip-top Spiderman-shape, he was definitely Falcon material, but as of now, he better start gowing some hair on his chest if he ever hopes to appear in gay porn bear movies.

I'm barely used to writing 2005 on checks and COLT Studio has already released their calendars for 2006! Some of my favorite COLT men are featured on them including Chris Wide, Dean Phoenix, Carlo Masi, and my current cream dream shown here, Big Roger. Make your pre-order now at the COLT website before the Christmas rush (I can't believe I just said that....) I also ran across some covers from fitness magazines featuring another COLT man, Scott Sloan. He looks familiar, but I don't know much about him. Sounds like a good reason to join the COLT website and do some research for a term paper. I did find Scott Sloan listed in a COLT movie called "Legendary Bodies" that also stars Kyle Jessup, Reggie Graham, Cal Sinclair, Owen Moore, Carl Hardwick, Erik King, Doug Perry, and Franco Corelli. Sounds like a good place to start my research project.

An elementary school class started a class project to make a planter to take home to their parents. They wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants. The students were given greenware pottery planters in the shape of a clown which they painted with glaze. The clown planters were professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun. They planted cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely but unfortunately the children were not allowed to take them home . . . the cactus plants were removed and with small ivy as a replacement, the children were allowed to take the planters home. The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea at the time, but . . .

I saw this cleverly candid photo of Justin Timberlake and couldn't resist sharing it. I guess there must be a reason he's nicknamed Justin Trousersnake. I never paid any attention to Boy Bands when they were at their peak. I always thought Justin Timberlake was just another annoying curly haired twerp. But Justin has actually gotten hotter as he gets older. This picture is probably the sexiest I've ever seen him, including those shirtless shots from Rolling Stone a few years ago. If only he could keep his mouth shut! That fake "wigger" accent of his makes me want to barf. No problem, I'll just tie up Justin Timberlake and gag him like they do in those gay porn bondage movies from Grapik Arts. Grapik Arts is known for taking sweet, innocent looking blond boys and abusing them in a dungeon. Take THAT, Mouseketeer!

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FIVE YEARS STRONG THE BAD BOYS POOL PARTY COMES OF AGE – TAKE YOUR VACATION WITH THE PORN STARS! April 8th, 2005 (Palm Springs, CA) Producer WILL CLARK today announced the lineup for the 5th ANNUAL BAD BOYS POOL PARTY- PALM SPRINGS EDITION, a benefit for L.A. Shanti. The Pool Party, which began in 1998 in Los Angeles is in it's 8th year but this year's event will be the 10th Bad Boys Pool Party (five in Los Angeles, 1998 – 2002 and in Palm Springs 2001 – present). Once again the party will feature gay porn stars meeting and greeting their fans at a private 3 acre estate in Cathedral City/the Palm Springs area. To date, the 5 parties in Los Angeles and the 4 previous parties in Palm Springs have raised over a quarter of a million dollars for AIDS service organizations. Fans are encouraged to come, have fun, meet their favorite stars and enjoy the day with friends all in an effort to raise much needed funds for a great cause in an atmosphere of fun and friendship… to mention a lot of decadence! And that’s not all – the entire weekend is designed to raise money for a variety of charitable organizations around California, WILL CLARK’S BAD BOYS WEEKEND has become a staple not only of the porn industry but also as a California fundraising event. (Info on Weekend Events appears below) The day will be MCed by L.A. drag diva MOMMA and gay gossip columnist BILLY MASTERS plus new co-host, SISTER ROMA from the San Francisco SISTERS OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE who is also one of the hosts of the "Tim and Roma Show" at NakedSword.com. The party will feature entertainment by pop icon PAUL LEKAKIS who's new single, "I Need A Vacation" is sure to become a favorite with clubgoers everywhere. (Paul Lekakis appears through a special arrangement with Stephen Ford's Divas and DJs entertainment company) What would a Bad Boys Pool Party be without our fabulous friend and mistress of cabaret, but IRENE SODERBERG? Plus newcomers MARSHALL O BOY AND THE WELL HUNGARIANS will rock your afternoon while New York's KRIS LANDHERR will perform as well. (Landherr appears through special arrangement through Fagapalooza, a queer music event located in Manhattan).  Psychic JODIE HART will once again read the Tarot, the SISTERS OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE from Los Angeles will bless the event and there will be the usual surprises along the way plus massage by AUSTINO, TAURUS, MATTHEW, DENNIS and GEORGE.  Gay adult performers making appearances throughout the day reads like a who's who of gay porn: ANDY HUNTER, BEN DAMON, BRAD BENTON, Channel 1 exclusive BRANDON LEE, BRET WOLFE, CAESAR, DILLON PRESS, ENRICO VEGA, JACK RYAN, JACK SANDERS, JASON BRANCH, JASON RIDGE, JAY ROSS, JON GALT, KURT YOUNG, Raging Stallion exclusive MICHEAL BRANDON, MICHAEL KNIGHT, MICHAEL SOLDIER, NICK CAPRA, RIK JAMMER, ROD BARRY, SPIKE, TAG ADAMS and TODD MAXWELL with a special appearance by porn legends PETER DIXON and ZAK SPEARS. Additionally, porn star legends DINO PHILIPS and KEVIN KRAMER will create a special flagging performance to start the afternoon out on the right foot and fan favorite (and always naked star) TONY DANCER, and will dance and generally entertain throughout the afternoon as only they can! Go go boys this year include the return of JOHNNY LAW and appearances by BASTIAN and up and comer JACOB SLADER.  

Title: Czeski Friends Studio: Euros Films Cast: Viktor, Jaren, Roland, Selden, Ollie, Tadeusz, Honza, Michal, Pedro, Peter, Eric, Aabeel, Riko, Pavel Directors: Phil St. John and Vlad De Cull Available at: TLA Video My buddy, director Phil St. John, called me last week to personally ask me to review "Czeski Friends", his latest movie, put out by Euros Films. Phil was quite proud of the movie and got me excited about it, too. It was shot in Eastern Europe with a cast of those beautiful, squeeky-clean Ayrian stud muffins that created a whole new genre of gay porn who were barely out of diapers when the Berlin Wall came down. Phil went on and on about the gorgeous scenery and bragged that it was his "best work ever". For a guy who has been shooting gay porn for 20 years and just went home with an armload of trophies from the recent GayVN Awards, that's saying a lot. Phil St. John is part of that rare breed of directors-for-hire who is a film maker first and pornographer second. Talking to him about his movies is more like talking to an indie film maker pitching his submission to Sundance. He takes great care in taking a few chances, creatively going the extra mile, or somehow adding a little something "extra" to his movies. All five scenes of "Czeski Friends" were shot outdoors in serene, Old World locations in Poland and the Czech Republic. Rather than merely rent a big house and shoot each scene in a different room, he traveled to numerous, remote locations and even enlisted the boys to schlep equipment up steep hills to find just the right spots. The vibrant skies and bronze skin tones are reminiscent of the best Kristen Bjorn, Cazzo and Bel Ami movies shot in similar locales, which seems to have more to do with the reflection of the sun's rays in that area of the world than proper light metering. Whatever. It still took a lot of effort to get to those locations and make the guys perform. And speaking of performances, I have some mixed feelings about some of them. In short, the best scenes are saved for last. Most of the guys you see in movies from Eastern Europe are gay-for-pay professional and semi-professional athletes that look pretty in photos, but don't generate any heat in the sack. I was particularly disappointed that my dreamboat, Tadeusz (see photos), was so lackluster and merely going through the motions. He sucked dick like a straight girl - licking only the tip and with a scowl of distain on his face. While bottoming, he looked like more like he was "enduring" rather than "enjoying" getting plowed. Except for one of the longest-lasting money shots I've ever seen (delivered by Selden in Scene Two) the movie didn't really get started until Scene Four. "Honza's New Camera", features a three-way of guys who are more of an "alternative" type with trim, yet sculpted bodies. Honza, Pedro and Michal were all enthusiastic during sex and made me believe there are gay. But as the most classically handsome fourth member, Peter, showed up and only performed a solo on the sidelines, it's obvious he wanted nothing to do with touching other men. Scene Five, though, borders on preposterous. Eric and Aabeel are primped and plucked metrosexual body builders struggling to cut down a spindly little birch tree with a giant two-man hand saw. After only a few short blade strokes, they're already so overheated that they must remove all their clothes! But these muscleheads are no match for the mighty birch tree! After endless sawing away at the 6 inch diameter tree, the stainless steel encrusted tree is finally felled! However, in the wrestling match that follows, neither of these Euro he-man ever gets "felled" either, in fact, a loser is decided without ever touching the ground. It's more about posing than wrestling - and its about filling up more camera time with straight guys who won't get fucked. As I said, the best is saved for last. In Scene Six, Riko and Pavel are by far, the most passionate pair in the movie. Rail-thin, long-haired, baggy-clothed, they look the least like the bulbously buffed bodybuilders that inhabit most gay porn shot in Eastern Europe. They suck dick like fags and really have fun - until Eric, the wooden woodsman from the last scene shows up. He takes his turn plowing the bottom-boy Pavel, but he seems out of place with this coupling. All in all, I gotta give Phil St. John credit for taking on another elaborate production. It's beautiful, but not on par with other "travelogue" gay porn from Titan, Hot House or Falcon. St. John's cinematography has moments of brilliance, especially in numerous razor-sharp extreme close-ups. However, some of those close-ups result in spots on the lens that stay for the remainer of the scene. Ooops. No matter. Just open a nice bottle of wine, and look at the pretty boys and blue skies. Rating: B Reviewed by: Mark Kliem

In honor of the Pope's passing today, here are a couple gay porn movies with Catholic themes. (Click to see who won the Pooped Out Pope Death Pool.) One that immediately comes to mind is Catholic Schoolboys Gone Wild, by 18 Today. It's a twink movie from Brazil, that's actually pretty awful, but the boxcover is priceless - where else would you see a tattoo of the Pope on a hairy butt cheek? The other one is Sins of The Father from All Worlds. It's actually pretty good, with lots of sacreligious imagery. Lots of priests fucking each other, lies, deceit, blackmail and of course, seducing young innocents. There is a phenomenal shot of four priests fucking in a daisy-chain that has to be seen to be believed!

Our Pope has just about pooped-out, so it's time to start a death pool! When do you think he's going to kick? Take a look at the chart below and choose a four hour block that you believe he will meet his maker. HURRY! He might already be having tea with Terry Shiavo at this moment! Send me an email at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it , post to the comments, or call me if you have my number. Don't delay, he's fading fast! If you guess the right time slot you win a prize - free gay porn**! It's OK to choose a block that has already been taken. In case of a tie, winners will split the prizes. UPDATE: I almost didn't bother to start this project, because I feared that the Pope would be gone before I even finished the chart. The plucky Pontiff finally made his Papal passing at 11:37 AM Pacific Standard Time. We have two winners, both gay porn webmasters! SnowBoy and Gay Sex Blog Congratulations. And guess what - the rest of you are LOSERS! POLITICAL CORRECTNESS STATEMENT: I did not intend to offend anyone's spiritual beliefs by starting this little game. If you look at the wording I've used so far, I've made no direct insults to Catholics or the Pope as an individual. The office of the Pope is considered a public figure and therefore fair game for criticism, but I did not go that route. The rest of the media is scrambling to make the same predictions and gambling with much higher stakes to program their coverage. The event WILL happen. The winners at CNN's death pool with be the advertisers whose commercials run at just the right moment. The winners of MY death pool with get free porn. What's the difference?

FRIDAY 04/01/05	SATURDAY 04/02/05	SUNDAY 04/03/05	MONDAY 04/04/05
06:00 AM - 10:00 AM PST -NOT DEAD YET! -	06:00 AM - 10:00 AM PDT LOSER! -OutBoy -	06:00 AM - 10:00 AM PDT -GayStoryMan -	06:00 AM - 10:00 AM PDT - -
10:00 AM - 02:00 PM PST -NOT DEAD YET! -	WINNERS! 10:00 AM - 02:00 PM PDT -SnowBoy -Gay Sex Blog TOD: 11:37 AM PST	10:00 AM - 02:00 PM PDT -Buck Angel -	10:00 AM - 02:00 PM PDT - -
02:00 PM - 06:00 PM PST -NOT DEAD YET! -	02:00 PM - 06:00 PM PDT -BoyAlley.com -	02:00 PM - 06:00 PM PDT -Bec -	02:00 PM - 06:00 PM PDT -Nambla the God-Fearing Bunny/Clown -
06:00 PM - 10:00 PM PST LOSER! -Sister Mable Syrup -	06:00 PM - 10:00 PM PDT -Sr. Bella de Ball (6:66pm) -Sister Iona Merkin	06:00 PM - 10:00 PM PDT - -	06:00 PM - 10:00 PM PDT - -
10:00 PM - 02:00 AM PST LOSER! -Mark Ruisi -	10:00 PM - 02:00 AM PDT* - -	10:00 PM - 02:00 AM PDT - -	10:00 PM - 02:00 AM PDT - -
02:00 AM - 06:00 AM PST LOSERS! -Sister Frances A. Sissy -Sister Nova Nilla -Sister Tilly Cums Again -MWCren	02:00 AM - 06:00 AM PDT -Basschick -Sister Constance Craving -Phil St. John	02:00 AM - 06:00 AM PDT - -	02:00 AM - 06:00 AM PDT - -

*Note: This timeslot is three hours due to time change to Daylight Savings. CONTEST RULES **Prizes will be decided by the Webmaster of Lavender Lounge Blog. If you live nearby, I will hand you a gay porn DVD of my choice. (Yippee!) If you don't live nearby, you'll get a one month membership to LavenderLounge.com. Adult webmasters probably won't want more porn, so I'll give you a month of free banner space on Lavender Lounge Blog. However, if you piss me off, you don't get anything. COMMENTS: -I'm bummed I haven't had enough time to pitch my reality series to Mark Burnett the "Survivor" producer. I envision a show called "The Apostle" where a film crew follows the Cardinal College around and we watch as they eliminate Papal candidates. They'd have challenges such as exorcising demons and converting Jews. Oh well. Another opportunity missed. xo Selma I'll take the time slot on Saturday evening that contains 6:66pm (which is really 7:06pm) right around sundown on the sabbat. Sounds like a good date for an appointment with piety. Bella Put Monday 2pm-6pm under Nambla the God-Fearing Bunny/Clown, please. Laugh out loud funny, you are. Ggreg D. Taylor, O.S. Well shouldn't we heretics do something meaningful??? Sister Tilly Cums Again Head of a mysoginist, homophobic organization or not, he is still a human, and deserves better at this hour of his death than this crap. I am ashamed of you.. We yell at Phelps for picketing funerals but do this? Sister Mary Mae Himm ...sorry, but you're not going to trick me into this one. The Pope pooped two weeks ago. Hell, they kept Rose Kennedy "alive" til she was..what? 104? Yeah, I bought that one, too. Mark Adams - VidioView.com