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I get a couple of gay porn movies in the mail every day for me to write reviews for ReelGuys.org. Every once in a while a box cover or a particular model catches my eye. Otherwise, they just get put in the pile of DVDs to "look at later". Today, two products caught my eye, both from different studios but both indicative of changing tastes of the gay porn industry, and MY changing tastes, too. I have been watching this trend for a couple years now, and there is no doubt - bears are the new black. Big, beefy hairy men with muscles are chic. While I was still in my pajamas this morning, the UPS man delivered Titan's Manplay 22 - Hard Work showed up with Tober Brandt on the cover, front and center. Ohmygawd, I put that box cover in front of my computer all day because I couln't get my eyes off Tober Brandt! He has the hottest physique I have seen in a long, long time. Most guys with that kind of sculpted physique think they need to keep their chest shaved permanently just in case there is a "contest" coming up. Not Tober Brandt with his nipple rings and furry chest. He looks like he's perpetually ready for nasty biker sex, and fuck those sissy steroid bodybuilding contests. (Or maybe I'm just fantasizing that...) I don't actaully know anything about him, as he has so far only done two movies, ManPlay 22 and Big Muscle (both from Titan), but I want to know every intimate detail about him! Titan's ManPlay 22 also stars Alec Brawley, Ben Harrison, Cam Kurtz, Chuck Scott, Derrick Hanson, and Logan Steele. While I was still drooling over Tober Brandt, I got an email that BuyGay.com is running a special promotion where you get two DVD's from Butch Bear for a special price of $89.95, and they are throwing in an embroidered cum towel. How butch - how bear. I've looked at a lot of bear videos, and many "bear" movies are actually "chubby bear" movies. That's fine, but as tastes change, the "muscle bear" look is changing the whole genre. It's now okay to be into bears even if you are not a chubby chaser. Muscle Bear Hotel Part One and Two stars Blake Nolan, Mick Powers, Edu Boxer, Manu Maltes, Bo Ladd, Christian Volt, Danny Mann, Sam Medur, Steve Parker, Jack van Dean, Damien, Matt Jarrod, Jason Davis, Steve Major, Toby O'Connor, and Dan Rider.

I got another fun little press release from Michael Lucas's publicity slave. (I can picture Michael Lucas as a slavemaster cracking the whip on his employees and yelling, "Make me famous!" WHACK!) But I digress... They are promoting a cute young gay pornstar I see often around San Francisco named Derrick Hanson. Somehow, the publicity girl, who obviously grew up in the 80's, dropped the hint that he reminded her of a toy that was very important in her formative years. "Derek" (close, but not spelled the same as "Derrick") was one of Barbi's "other" boyfriends. Apparently, Derek and Ken went through their "rocker" phase aboutthe time when MC Hammer was wearing his baggy metallic pants. Everyone jokes about how Ken is secretly gay and just Barbi's beard, but trust me, I was around in the 80's and no self-respecting homo ever wore that outfit. Let's just leave the gay rumors to the professionals like porn star Derrick Hanson, okay. From LucasBlog.com: Gay Porn Star Bio: DERRICK HANSON Born: April 1980; Dallas, TX Height: 6'2" Weight: 170 lbs Dick Size: 7.5" Profile: Besides being incredibly handsome, Derrick is also a real sweetheart. He's incredibly sexual and as good at topping as he is at bottoming. In Fire Island Cruising 7, he fucks and fists newcomer Brandon Aguilar. In Fire Island Cruising 8, he takes Chad Hunt's monstrous dick like a real pro. To quote Michael Lucas, "It was a very easy insertion." Derrick was afraid to touch his own dick, he was about to come any second. He was so excited to embrace such a famous organ! Of course, a little drama came when Michael was attacked as a hypocrite for using an actor who had done bareback films. In fact, Derrick did appear in a bareback movie, but the thing is, not only was he wearing a condom in his scenes, but he was also fooled into the project by the bareback company. So nasty columnists- a bad review is one thing- but asserting untrue, poorly researched 'facts'? Well you might as well sign up to work for the Bush administration and go hunting for WMDs! Back to our sexy Mr. Hanson, he looks like a real model, plus he's really tall. Michael suggested that he might feature him in Michael Lucas' La Dolce Vita, our next big production scheduled for filming in fall '06, because he can't wait to put him in a beautiful suit. In Fire Island Cruising all he got a chance to wear were some briefs! And it's just so fun to undress a man . . .

People are always looking for something new: The thrill of the chase. If you stop for a moment, sometimes what you're looking for will find you. Everyone does it: Spending a lifetime never noticing what is right in front of them. I see it all the time. Erik Rhodes is the Driver. Each night he drives the streets alone: sometimes picking up customers, sometimes picking up much more ... Starring Falcon Exclusives Erik Rhodes, Roman Heart, Tyler Marks and Derrick Vinyard. Also starring Matt Majors, Rod Barry, Hunter James, Benjamin Bradley, Andrew Bryant, Tony Bishop, Cypher and Jason Kennedy. Free Gallery from Falcon's Cross Country

Lavender Lounge and Raging Stallion will be sponsoring a "dark and dirty" Halloween party on October 30. It will feature numerous Raging Stallion gay porn stars and a costume contest for "best Halloween underwear". Yours truly will have the honor of judging that contest. I've already decided that Manuel Torres (the porn star on the poster) will be the winner! Well, not necessarily the winner of the contest, but still a winner. See you there!

I haven't watched Survivor since Season 2, and face it, the only reason ANYBODY watches it is to see skinny people nearly naked. (Except for the famous "fat, naked fag" Richard Hatch. He's not skinny, and doesn't count.) Jeff Probst was always kinda cute, but has the charisma of a bag of dirt. But now this picture of Survivor host Jeff Probst nude and smiling comes out and I suddenly have new appreciation for the show. Can I vote his dick off the island and into my mouth?

Along with spam for Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, Phentermine, Adipex, and all the other potions, pills and crap from online pharmacies, I'm sick of all these ads for erectile dysfunction and penis enlargement products. And are we THROUGH with that shit-eating grin on Enzyte Bob? Think of that poor actor playing that role. His acting career certainly won't have any "natural male enhancement" after his employers get sent to jail. For some reason today I decided to look at a money making scam that envolved the penis enlargement product you see in the first photo. Oh my gawd, is THAT how these things work? The second photo came directly from their own site on the page labeled "How It Works". Yikes! You would not get ME sticking my dick in that thing for one second, yet alone the years of pain you'd need to inflict on yourself to get it make a significant difference. Just for the record, here is a link to the Mayo Clinic that debunks the claims made about penis enlargement and male enhancement. By the way, I am hoping to get the last laugh from these spammers. By merely mentioning their list of crap (Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, Phentermine, Adipex, Enzyte, erectile dysfunction, penis enlargement, natural male enhancement, etc.) I am filling this legit gay porn site with key words that will get Google's spyders to rank Lavender Lounge Blog right up there with there own sites. Ha Ha! Busted by a gay porn blog! Now if you really want to get a nice, big, full, raging hard-on, visit the VIP Room at Lavender Lounge!

Saturday night Lavender Lounge helped sponsor an event at the Edge bar for OUCH (Organizing Up Communities against Hepatitis). Sister Kitty is helping to raise money for the OUCH project, which provides vacinations against hepatitis. With these vacinations, the trick is you need to do a series of three over a period of time in order for them to work properly. They have coordinated health care volunteers that come to the popular street fairs and events and offer the vacinations right on the spot. See, EVERYONE in this town makes the circuit of Folsom Fair, Castro Fair, Dore Alley, etc., so if you keep seeing the OUCH booth at each event, it reminds you to get your next innoculation - simple! As an added bonus for this fundraiser, Sister Kitty arranged for Titan Media to supply some of their gay porn stars to strip off items of clothing to be signed and auctioned off. Naturally, I was NOT going to miss an opportunity to take pictures of Titan men Tober Brandt, Jon Galt, Mike Grant, Mason Wyler, Josh Thomas, and Tom Lazzari! I was close enough to the stage that I could have sucked any one of their porn star dicks, but Sister Sharin actually performed that function herself at one point! Sister Kitty emceed a very fun show and brought up one of the fab saints of the Order - Saint Ethel Merman who never fails to wow the audience. After the musical encouragement to "get the party started" the first up and comer from the stable of Titan was Mike Grant who was quickly relieved of all his cloths minus a towel, of course. Auctioneers Sister Harlot O'Scara and Sister Anni Coque'l Doo were helped by moneyboy Larry Hanbrook. Next up was Jon Galt, one of the steamy stars of Heat and Trespass. After a scream of a parady called CLEAN YOUR HOLE! by Tom Orr to the tune of "Just In Time" from Bells Are Ringing we had even more porn stars stripping - another newby blond cutey Mason Wyler was working the exercise shorts, then Josh Thomas who is also in up and coming TitanMen films that are currently in production and about to burst onto screens near you! Tom Lazzari was one of the final strippers to bring it all home and we raised over $1000 towards this grassroot effort against hepatitis. You can see my 300 photos of hot Titan men stripping for charity as wel as thousands of Paparazzi Pics from over 50 gay events inside the VIP Room at Lavender Lounge. OUCH - Organizing Up Communities against Hepatitis is a project of the Nexus Health Collective collaborating with the BLOW project of the Center For Sex & Culture which is also the fiscal sponsor. Started in San Francisco in July 2005 we have amazed the healthcare community by inspiring hundreds of folks to pay attention to the dangers of hepatitis and get vacinated for Hepatitis A & B, there is no vacine for Hep C as of yet. The OUCH project visited three street fairs including Dore Alley, Hairrison Street Fair and Folsom Street Fair vacinating over 350 folks so far. Through the winter months we plan on doing indoor events as part of our campaign to enliven the healthy horizons of all queer folk.

From the SF Chronicle: "Rosa Parks, whose refusal to give up her bus seat to a white man sparked the modern civil rights movement, died Monday evening. She was 92. Mrs. Parks died at her home during the evening of natural causes, with close friends by her side, said Gregory Reed, an attorney who represented her for the past 15 years. Mrs. Parks was 42 when she committed an act of defiance in 1955 that was to change the course of American history and earn her the title "mother of the civil rights movement." So why is this news item on this gay porn site? Sister Camille had this to say, " I ask that you take the time in the next day to devote a moment to remembering Rosa Parks, who passed away this evening. While I long admired her simple yet tide-changing activism, I came to have true respect for her when in 1994 I was in Atlanta representing the Sisters for a Stonewall 25 organizing meeting. The local committee had tried to get us into the annual Martin Luther King Day march downtown as an offical contingent but the event people didn't want to acknowledge LGBT issues. It was Rosa Parks who came to our rescue... a frail elderly lady who stood up yet again and made it understood that we queers were just as important as any other group of oppressed in America. She walked part of the route with us on March Day, in the rain, after spending time the previous day meeting our committee and learning about Stonewall 25. I will always have the utmost respect for her; may she rest in peace." Camille It's time to get political again, folks!

It's only October and I have already received my first Christmas gift! It was a package of products from the COLT store - a deck of "Hairy Chested Men Playing Cards", blank Christmas cards with Carlo Masi's picture, a COLT Leather Calendar (in glamorous b&w) and a catalogue of products for sale at the COLT store. But the item I was most excited about was the COLT Racer Brief, modeled by the delicious Chris Wide (l.). I immediately opened the package and tried them on, but alas, I was fooled once again. How many times have I tried on different styles of Calvin Klein underwear only to come to the shocking revelation that I do NOT look like the model on the box when I wear them? This time though, without thinking and having conjured up so many erotic fantasies about Chris Wide, those magic underpants would CERTAINLY look just as good on me, right? Wrong. First of all, they are not my size, neither in the waist, nor the "pouch". (You figure out which needs to be bigger and which needs to be smaller...) I think I will just give them to Retardo. He seldom wears underwear at all, but at least they are closer to his size. No, I don't look like a COLT model in underwear, but you gotta wear SOMEthing, so my preference is more toward the boxer brief. They look equally good on Chris Wide (r.), but they are a bit more resembling reality. I don't know about red though, I still like those plain white Marky Mark undies from (gasp) 15 years ago. Yes, I AM old. Visit the COLT Store more unique stocking stuffers.

Right on the heels of Lucas Entertainment's announcement this morning that Wilson Vasquez (r.) has returned to gay porn, I just got this message from Michael Lucas's PR gal. I put the most important tidbits in bold. Hi everybody! We have just three weeks until the release of Fire Island Cruising 7 on November 15, and you guys will be sure to have it as soon as it becomes available. Fire Island Cruising 7 & 8 are the the last two installments of our Fire Island Cruising series, with 8 coming out on January 17.  We had a great time filming for all these years, but Fire Island is getting a little too conservative to keep things hot enough for Michael Lucas' taste.  It's getting more and more difficult to film, so we decided to wrap it all up this summer. Fire Island Cruising 7 & 8 feature great newcomers, breathtaking locations, and double the budget compared to previous FIC movies, so you will see an incredible cast.  Well known stars like Chad Hunt, Kent Larson, Parker Williams, newcomers John Lamb and more great exclusives, and of course Michael Lucas, and Bruce Beckham, Erik Grant, Derrick Hanson, Owen Hawke, Andy Hunter, Brandon Aguillar, Adrian R, and Chad Leigh. We kept our signature, incredibly hot sex, which is just floating, and never interrupted by still photography or dinner breaks.   Every sex scene is filmed under one hour.  We also spent our time polishing the dialogues and the acting.  We gave it more of a real film look.  FIC 7 & 8 are like Kill Bill 1 & 2, you really can't see one without the other!   As we said, it's heavy on dialogue, so you won't have a complete story without both, and if you are just  into the sex, you've got an entire other movie of hot guys you just can't miss!  Each movie features new pairings.  Don't miss Andy Hunter bottoming for the first time, and Chad Hunt's return to porn. I might remind you that Chad's very first porn was in Fire Island Cruising 1.   Like I said, Fire Island Cruising 7 and 8 are very different.  We doubled the budget which made a huge difference.  The production is much better, with a great cast, great locations, and fantastic quality of film.  We also produced a documentary about the making of these movies, coming out in February. And though you may be sad that the FIC series is coming to an end, you can dry your pretty eyes!   We have a very exciting new series beginning in January 2006.   I will be sure to tell you more soon, but I can tell you that the new line is called Encounters.  Encounters will be based in New York City and will take it's shape based on fan/audience participation. Please let me know if you have not received pictures from Fire Island Cruising 7 & 8 and if you have changed your mailing address in the past month.  And if you have any questions, ask! Thanks for listening :) Best, Heather Reznor Public Relations Lucas Entertainment

Raging Stallion Studios Releases Major Outdoor Feature Film: Hard As Wood San Francisco's Raging Stallion Studios announced the release of the latest Monster Bang Feature Film, Hard As Wood. The film, an extended play, ten man movie, takes place on Raging Stallion's 55 acre Northern California ranch. Starring Michael Brandon, Rafael Alencar, and introducing Francois Sagat, Hard As Wood was jointly directed by Chris Ward and Michael Brandon for the ever-popular Monster Bang Video line. The hallmarks of any Monster Bang feature are huge cocks and the deep holes that they fill--accordingly, fucking is the central focus of this flick. Most of the five scenes are divided into several parts, with cum shots (including Raging Stallion's infamous All Orals) happening on more than one occasion per scene. Music was composed by studio co-founder JD Slater. Hard As Wood is built around deep woods campfire tales. Michael Brandon and European superstar Mike Power swap erotic stories and fantasies, each of which is the framework for a scene in the movie. The grand finale that ends the film consists of Brandon and Power, joined by ever filthy sex pig Joey Russo in a campfire fucking that is one of the year's best scenes. The introduction of Francois Sagat (r.) is the big news item from this release--his perfectly sculpted body represents the apex of the human physique, and his scene in a dried up river bed with Michael Brandon is a show-stopper that will certainly gain attention of fans and industry players alike. In short, a new star is born in this amazing scene. Rafael Alencar (l.) performs here as well (on loan to RSS from Studio 2000), with an over-the-top performance that solidifies his position as one of the hottest actors in the business. His bottom, former Playgirl model Colin West, takes pounding after pounding in another scorcher of a scene that captures both the rough nature of Monster Bang sex as well as the beautiful California countryside. Raging Stallion regular Nick Piston joins Chuck DiRocco (AKA Chuck Scott) in a career high point, while another scene pairs RSS exclusive and hairy chested heart throb Sean Harris (our own Marlborough man!) with Mike Power. Both Ward and Brandon are very excited about this movie. Brandon noted that "It is one of the most ambitious movies we have ever made. Monster Bang is very close to my heart, and since I perform in only a few movies a year, I make sure I put everything into my performance. This is one of my best films. Fans are gonna love it! Fucking never felt better!!" When asked about Raging Stallion's move towards more outdoor filming, company President Chris Ward commented that there was a real lack of good outdoor movies being made. "We felt that since no one was currently making big, out door epics, and since we had a permanent set up in northern California, we should shift our focus a bit and film more wilderness sex. I made a great movie called Lumberjacks: Crimes Against Nature for Falcon a few years ago, but I have not had much chance to get out of the city for shoots for a few years. I remember back in the late 1990s, one of our cross-town rivals used to make excellent outdoor films, but at that time I did not want to tresspass on their turf. Since they no longer make these films, I decided to step in and take a crack at it. The result is very good and I am sure this movie will help us remain at the top of the industry." Hard As Wood Produced and Directed by Chris Ward and Michael Brandon Starring: Michael Brandon Rafael Alencar Sean Harris (r.) Nick Piston Chuck DiRocco Joey Russo Colin West Mike Power Introducing Francois Sagat Videography by Ben Leon Music By J.D. Slater Photography by Kent Taylor and Geof Teague Edited by Chris Ward and Ben Leon DVD by David Hempling

I haven't met gay porn star Parker Williams yet, but I think I had better start to pay more attention to him. Woof! What a body on that boy! I think there is an event coming up where he is a featured guest, so hopefully I will have some exclusive photos of Parker Williams (my new favorite!) for Lavender Lounge. Parker Williams has made the rounds of appearing in movies for a couple studios - I know he's been in some for Raging Stallion and Titan, but here is an interview done by Falcon to promote The Hunted. In the Chair with Parker Williams Tell me a little about yourself... where are you from, and how did you get started in the adult erotic business? I grew up in a small town in the Midwest and eventually moved to San Diego. I love living there, but the cost of living is high. I began to think about doing porn as a way to help make more money and create a more comfortable bank account. Eventually I made it happen and was hired for my first movie. Five years later it's been a great experience. I love doing it and love the fact that I'm now also directing movies. All in all, I've had a hell of a lot of fun! How did you come to work for Falcon? Who "discovered" you? It was Chi Chi! I knew I wanted to work with her because she is one of the best and most powerful directors in porn. So I put the word out and solicited Dan Cross to mention my name to her. He did and I found out that she knew of me way before she (eventually) hired me for Aftershock. What is the thing you enjoy most about doing adult videos? I have always liked working for Falcon because they treat me like gold. They put us in a great hotel and make sure we are happy. I also love the fact that they have a "no tolerance" policy for drug use. What was the thing you remember most about your scenes in The Hunted? What do I remember about The Hunted? Well I remember connecting and having fun with Jason Ridge before and after our scene. I also stuck around for the last scene (which I wasnt in) and watched. I am currently directing movies and enjoy watching what goes on behind the scenes. Do you like doing LIVE shows more than movies? Or do you like doing both equally? I have always enjoyed working on the internet. Its a live show and allows me to interact with the audience in real time. It also allows us some freedom to do as we wish. Have you always been a top? Is there a particular guy or a particular kind of guy that would make you consider bottoming on film? When I started doing porn, I wanted to strictly top. Only after I created a strong and marketable name (with a good box office draw) would the timing be right to bottom on film. So I wrote a movie with the premise for which I would bottom, and hand-delivered it to Raging Stallion. It was the right studio for the movie, which we ended up making. It was my bottoming dbut, and we called it Parker Williams is Down Right Dangerous. What kind of sex scenes do you usually prefer? Are you into three-ways (or more), or mostly one-on-ones? I prefer to doing one-on-one scenes when making porn because it's easier to capture the action on film and also easier to manage. But I would never open my bed that I share with my BF (when I have one) with another person. Have you had guys chase after you because they were into hairier guys, or the opposite? Yes, I have. Many guys get tired of the shaved body look. And some boys are looking for daddies. Other guys just like fur. [Let's hope they put him on HairyBoyz.com! -ed.] Are you currently single, or dating anyone? No, I am currently single and have my eyes and ears open for future possibilities. What's your favorite food when you are being bad and pigging out? What do you do when you are not filming videos for Falcon? I work out very hard and have been sticking to a strict routine. I allow myself to cheat on healthy foods once a week when I go to In-N-Out Burger. I fucking love it. I also travel, hang with my friends, and enjoy my off time. What CD are you currently listening to in your Ipod (or CD player)? Il Divo. [Check them out at www.ildivo.com] Interviews like this are frequently added to the Falcon Studios website for members only.

Did you know there are now video trailers from Cross Country Parts 1 and 2 available to members of the Falcon website? This is going to be Falcon's big, big movie of the year that they hope will win all the awards. And did you know that if you order a DVD of both Part 1 and 2 of Cross Country, you get a free DVD of Stryker Force starring Jeff Stryker? Sounds like a deal to me! So what is Cross Country all about? Well, let me tell you about it. Tipped off by Roman Heart, Exclusive Matthew Rush and Erik Rhodes embark on the journey of a lifetime in search of an ancient Maori totem. They quickly learn that nothing is as simple as it seems. So focused on winning, they are oblivious to the fact that they're falling into a trap set by Dean Monroe, a ruthless collector who does what it takes to get what he wants... Picking up from Cross Country Part 1, on their journey to return an ancient Maori totem to Roman Heart, Matthew Rush and Erik Rhodes quickly learn things aren't as simple as seem. They come face-to-face with a sex-crazed cult that worships the flesh, a mysterious Maori guide and more. Cross Country Part 1 stars Falcon Exclusives Roman Heart, Erik Rhodes, Dean Monroe, Brad Patton, Ethan Kage and Falcon Lifetime Exclusive Matthew Rush. Also starring Alex Rossi, Maxx Diesel, Roger Beresford, Benjamin Bradley, Andrew Bryant, Jon Valentino, Peter Morales and Pete Ross.

I found this item at Billy Masters' Filth2Go.com. It seems that doing a Google search for the key words "gay porn" and "soap opera" now gives results for something OTHER than Wet Palms: About a year ago, I reported that Guiding Light hunk Marty West had done erotic wrestling videos for the gay market. Someone leaned on the distributor and had the titles removed from the shelves, but it would appear that little Marty (now unemployed and living in Santa Monica) didnt stop with wrestling. In the summer of 1997, Bacchus Releasing put out a flick called Underground Sex Club, which is one of those endless orgy videos with a handful of interchangeable boys doing all sorts of things with each other (and using flashlights in one scene but I won't spoil it for you). Once I got the tip that Marty West might be in this video, I tracked down someone who definitely is in it and he too believes the guy in question is Marty. After viewing the video, I can report that the guy most definitely looks like Marty West, circa 1997. At that time, he would have been nineteen years old which seems to match the guy in the video. Although hes from Norwalk, Connecticut, Marty went to college at Arizona State University (where he wrestled). Hmmm that means he would have been near California in 1997, and its not unlikely that he spent a summer in LA, where the film was shot. We know that in 1998, his official wrestling weight was 141 pounds. Since he claims to be 5'10", he'd be the same size as the guy in the video. Of course, what you really want to know is, what does this alleged Marty do in the video? He does everything except bottom. He seems to like kissing, enjoys getting his dick sucked, either doesn't like sucking or isnt particularly good at it, and enjoys fucking hard! Let me reiterate - I am NOT saying that this is definitely Marty West (our lawyers made me write that). I'm just saying that it sure looks like him, and it might be him. Filth2Go.com has before-and-after photos of Marty West, plus some frame grabs from the video and even has a Real Player clip from the movie Underground Sex Club. It's available to Filth2Go.com members for you to view and decide for yourself. Which reminds me, someone from the team that brought you Naked Sword and the gay porn soap opera Wet Palms also used to be in a soap opera about a hundred years ago. He's always worried about his age, so I tease him, "What soap opera were you in again? Was it Secret Storm or Edge of Night?" I couldn't find the Bacchus movie "Underground Sex Club" available at my usual sources, but if you contact them directly, they may be able to make a special order. TLA Video | BuyGay.com | Shopaholics Anonymous

I just discovered another site full of straight guys jerking off for gay guys' pleasure, PerfectGuyz.com. It's mostly solo scenes (which is fine with me) but they do somehow convince a couple of horn dogs to fool around with each other, too. Most are really clean-cut and smooth-chested and definitely have that "hetero vibe". Unlike other sites featuring straight guys like Randy Blue, and Sean Cody, Perfect Guyz really feels like it was BUILT by straight guys, too. I can't put my finger why, it just does. And that's not a bad thing. As the site grows, the potential straight guy models may feel less intimidated jerking off in front of other straight guys that keep their hands off. Or not. Some of the wackos that want to be in porn - who knows what they're thinking. Just look pretty for the camera, shoot your load and go back to the girlfriend. No explanations needed. My favorite guy on the site is Joey because he is the most alternative looking of the bunch. For a big girl, I can still talk vintage cars with the straighties, and he looks like the hot rockabilly guys I've seen in my neighborhood. Woof! So think dirty thoughts about your sexy neighbor with two kids washing his car every Saturday with his shirt off, then go visit Perfect Guyz.

STOP THE PRESSES! Gay porn star Andy Hunter bottoms for the first time in a new feature from Lucas Entertainment. Film at 11. Why do I get sucked into these things? Yes, Andy Hunter is adorable, sexy and exceedingly well-hung. Yes, he's been known as a top in his many appearances in gay porn movies and gave gushing cum shots. But is this news? Well, I guess it's as news-worthy as the announcement that Jason Adonis was going to bottom in a new Jet Set movie, and I gave a big write up about that. (Coincidentally, I've heard that Jason Adonis's deal with Jet Set may have already fallen through...) Okay, I admit to being a jaded old queen, but I suppose making an announcement that a gay porn star has shoved a large piece of flesh up his ass is actually about as monumental as last week's announcement that Britney Spears had a large piece of flesh yanked out of her twat. But people like Britney (i.e. female of the species) get to name their piece of flesh Preston and dress it up in Versace. Not fair. Watch Eric and Owen plow Andy Hunter's virgin ass for only $5.95.

It's already the 5th of October, and as far as I can tell, a winner has not yet been announced in the World Beard Championships that occurred October 1 in Berlin. As with most Olympic-scale competitions, there could be some sort of Tonya Harding scandal that is preventing us from knowing the winner. Or maybe the committee just hasn't sobered up enough to update the website... Who knows, but take a look at some of the winners from the 2003 event. If only they were younger, cuter, gay and well-hung they could be Hairy Boyz models! I know, I know. It's a stretch...

People outside the gay porn industry always want to know how mucn money gay porn stars earn, and they are suprised how little they actually make. It's rare or nearly impossible to for a gay male porn star to make his living completely from appearing in gay porn movies. I discussed this with Chris Ward a few years ago even before Michael Brandon had officially come on board as a partner with Raging Stallion. Chris commented that Michael Brandon was the only full time gay porn star working at the time. Yes, he supplimented his income with escorting, but he was the only guy consistantly touring, making appearances, promoting his movies and appearing on camera. As a result, he won Performer of the Year two years in a row. And the rest, as they say, is history. Michael Brandon sent me this shortened version of his career in porn as a prelude to his newest movie, "Hard As Wood" from his own Monster Bang Video line. Can't wait to see that guy on the cover, Francois Saget, in action! I passed him briefly on Sunday at the Castro Street Fair, and of the 200,000 handsome men on the street that day, that body (and tatooed hairline!) was probably the most memorable of the day! So I guess when he's ready to promote the next movie, he'll send us "Monster's" bio? Readers digest version: Time Line of Gay Porn Star Michael Brandon 1988- Skinny, big dick, blue eyed white boy, busts the closet doors off the hinges. After almost two years of marriage to my long time high school sweet heart.I decided I enjoyed the company of a man better. 1989 - Skinny, big dick blue eyed white boy is discovered by agent, Johnny Johnston. Answering an ad in the back of Frontier Magazine.I met with casting agent, Johnny Johnston. 1989- Porn star, Michael Brandon is born!! I did my first movie for Inhand Video.It was called, Ranger Nick. 1989-90- Porn star, Michael Brandon does several movies for various studios. 1990-99-Porn star, Michael Brandon drops out of site.Drugs, alcohol, streets, prison.. Fresh off the bus.I fell into the very dark world of the drug culture. 1999-01 - Porn star Michael Brandon explodes on screen. My sponsor had to curtail his sexual addiction to porn because it became too difficult for him to pick UP a movie without my being in it. 2001 - Porn star, Michael Brandon meets Chris Ward, President of Raging Stallion Studios.After working for every major, and some not so major studios in the industry.Michael Brandon finds a home with Raging Stallion Studios.With your experience in front of and mine behind the camera.We are sure to be a hit," Chris Ward, Raging Stallion Studios. 2001 - Super star Michael Brandon reaches Super Star status. True to Chris Wards word.Combining our genius and love of making of over the top, envelope pushing, hot male to male action.I quickly achieved super star status.Being honored with more awards than one could shake a stick at.Even being honored with the coveted GayVN Performer of the Year award two years in a row. 2002 - Producer, co owner of Raging Stallion Studios, Michael Brandon was born.Monster Bang Video line was created. Ive been wanting to create the gay version of Rocco style productions. One main top to be the star of the line.Two-three big dicked, aggressive tops switching out the bottoms through the entire movie.The fucking needs to be aggressive to the point of brutality.I believe Ive found the main top in you.Chris Ward, Raging Stallion Studios. 2003- Director, Michael Brandon was born. Once again, with the careful guidance and tutelage from business partner,Chris Ward.I made yet another transition.Bringing my on screen performance experience behind the camera.Launching my directorial debut with smash hit, Poking in the Boys Room. Oct 2005 - There are many facts, amazing stories, scenarios and situations to fill in the blanks of the time line above.Let's fast forward to October of 05

Jimmy D sez: "After today's news of Nicolas Cage naming his newborn son "Kal-El" - Superman's name on Krypton - I gathered up my eyes, which had rolled under my desk, and decided it was time to dust off this never-finished list of celebrity baby names, from the unforgiveable to the egomaniacal to the poodletastic to the delicious to the odd to the Cartoon Network to the kinda cool..." Let's hope the all the celebrity babies with funny names grow up as sexy as Dweezil Zappa. Alchamy [actor Lance Henriksen's son] Apple [Gwynneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter] Audio Science [actress Shannyn Sossamon's son] Bamboo [Outkast singer Big Boi's son] Banjo [actress Rachel Griffith's son] Bibi Belle [TV hostess Anna Ryder Richardson's daughter] Blue Angel [U2 guitarist The Edge's daughter] Brawley King [Nick Nolte's son] Buck [Roseanne's son] Calico [Alice Cooper's daughter] Camera [tennis great Arthur Ashe's daughter] Cash [guitarist Slash's daughter] Casper [Claudia Schiffer's son] Coco [Courteney Cox and David Arquette's daughter] Crumpet [actress Lisa Vidal's daughter] Cruz [David Beckham's son] Daisy Boo [naked chef Jamie Oliver's daughter] Dandelion [guitarist Keith Richard's daughter] Denim [Toni Braxton's son] Desi, Jr. [Desi Arnaz and Lucille Ball's son] Deva [actress Monica Bellucci's daughter] Diezel [Toni Braxton's son] Diva Muffin [musician Frank Zappa's daughter] Dixie Dot [TV hostess Anna Ryder Richardson's daughter] Domino [actor Laurence Harvey's model-turned-bounty-hunter-turned-overdose-death-turned-Kiera-Knightly-movie daughter] Dream [rapper Genuine's daughter] Dusty Rainn [rapper Vanilla Ice's daughter] Dweezil [Frank Zappa's son] Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q. [singer Bono's son] Enzo [Patricia Arquette's son] Fifi Trixibelle [singer Bob Geldof and journalist Paula Yates' daughter] Free [Barbara Hershey's son] Freedom [Ving Rhames' son] Fuddy [Damon Wayans' son] George Edward Jr., George Edward III, George Edward IV, George Edward V, George Edward VI, Freeda George, and Georgette [pitchman George Foreman's sons and two daughters] Godd'Iss Love Stone [rapper Lil' Mo's daughter] Harlow Jane [Patricia Arquette's daughter] Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily [INXS singer Michael Hutchence and journalist Paula Yates' daughter] Homer [Richard Gere's son; Bill Murray's son] Hopper Jack [Sean Penn and Robin Wright-Penn's son] Hud [John Cougar Mellencamp's son] Indiana August [Ben Affleck's daughter] Jaden [Christian Slater's son; Will Smith's son] Jaz [Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi's daughter] Jermajesty [singer Jermaine Jackson's son] Jett [John Travolta's son] Kal-El [Nicolas Cage's son] Kyd [David Duchovney and Tea Leoni's son] Lark Song [Mia Farrow and conductor Andre Previn's daughter] Lily-Rose Melody [Johnny Depp's daughter] Little Pixie [Bob Geldof and Paula Yates' daughter] Lucie [Desi Arnaz and Lucille Ball's daughter] Lucky [Cedric the Entertainer's daughter] Lyric [actor Robby Benson's daughter] Maddox [Angelina Jolie's son] Magnus [Will Ferrell's son] Moon Unit [Frank Zappa's daughter] Moxie CrimeFighter [magician Penn Gillette's daughter] Ocean [actor Forrest Whitaker's son] Peaches Honeyblossom [Bob Geldof and Paula Yates' daughter] Phoenix Chi [singer Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown's daughter] Pilot Inspektor [actor Jason Lee's son] Pirate [Korn singer Jonathan Davis' son] Poppy Honey [naked chef Jamie Oliver's daughter] Prince Michael, Prince Michael II, and Paris Michael [Michael Jackson's "sons" and "daughter"] Puma [singers Eryka Badu and Andre Benjamin's son] Racer, Rebel, Rocket, and Rogue [director Robert Rodriquez's sons] Reign Beau [Ving Rhames' daughter] Rumer [Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughter] Ryder [Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson's son] Sage Moon Blood [Sylvester Stallone's daughter] Sailor [Christie Brinkley's daughter] Satchel [Mia Farrow and Woody Allen's son; director Spike Lee's son] Schuyler [Sissy Spacek's daughter] Scout [Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughter] Seven Sirius [Eryka Badu and Andre Benjamin's son] Sistine Rose [Sylvester Stallone's daughter] Sonora [Alice Cooper's daughters] Speck Wildhorse [John Cougar Mellencamp's son] Story [rapper Genuine's daughter] Summer Song [Mia Farrow and conductor Andre Previn's daughter] Taj [Aerosmith singer Stephen Tyler's son] Tallulah Belle [Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughter] Tu [actor Rob Morrow's daughter - get it?] Whizdom [NBA star Jayson Williams' son] Wolfgang [Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli's son] Zen [Chris Rock's daughter] Zephyr [actor Robby Benson's daughter] Zowie [David Bowie's son, who later changed his name] -- JimmyD