Have a sexy Halloween. WOOF!

WARNING: YOU ARE NOW TEMPORARILY ENTERING A HETERO ZONE. Okay, so I've been a lazy gay porn blogger for the past few weeks because I have been working on a 64 page catalogue for a client. Yes, I know you miss my brilliant and witty blog mots, but I had to pay the bills. BTW, this little sidetrack earned me enough to buy a brand new scooter, so not a bad detour. The catalogue is for Alpha Blue Archives, a company that I have been doing design work for 3 years. They specialize in vintage porn. Vintage porn? Nice! But beware, it's girlie porn! Yikes! Lingere, Pussies, and Boobs - OH MY! The movies are all from the 70's and 80's and it's mostly "lost" footage never available on DVD before, like "Big Tit Anal Ultra Vixens From The 70's", "Candy's Finger Fucking Fun", "Lesbian Bra Busters of the 70's", and "Vanessa's Anal Fiesta". There are also extensive collections of the edgiest fetish movies ever made, (with themes that could not even be produced today), featuring rape, torture, and abduction, like "Nazi Sexperiments", "Bikers Orgy of Pain", "The Flesh Rippers" and "Tit Torture Enforcers". I also like the 2 box sets of "Satanic Sickies", just in time for a Halloween treat! "Sometimes SHOCKING, HILIARIOUS and always ENTERTAINING, these films include themes of ritual sacrifice, mutilation, sex orgies, satanic possession & exorcism, vampirism & blodd-sucking, anal sex, haunted mansions, necrophilia, devil-worship and much more!" Not gay enough for you? It's interesting to note that the hyper-hetero AlphaBlueArchives.com website's most frequently searched key word is consistantly "John Holmes", a male name. What's up with that? We return you now to our regularly scheduled gay programming... Alpha Blue Archives: 2007 Catalogue Preview | Order Online

New Jersey Supreme Court has just ruled in favor of a group of gay couples who sued for equal rights to marry. That's two states down, and 48 yet to go. Unfortunately, the was too late for New Jersey's best known gay couple - "The Sopranos" Vito Spatafore and his Johnny Cakes. The scene actually took place in New Hampshire, but I'm sure they would have set up housekeeping in New Jersey.

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A friend is vacationing in Thailand - again. He's gone a couple times and always comes home with interesting stories about a gay culture that is very different from what we're used to here in this American porno land. It sounds so fascinating, I'd love to go sometime. And before you get all bent out of shape, read his Disclaimer at the end. According to him, there are plenty of hot MEN from Thailand - as in over 30. It's racist to assume Thailand's appeal is ONLY for illegal sex tourism. Read about J.'s adventures, then give a look at some movies featuring velvety smooth Thai men available at Gay Video Cafe. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed monster is King! Greetings Friends of Thailand, Peepol! My travel companion and sometimes editor, R., and I checked into the notorious and world famous Hotel Malaysia a few daze ago. At about $15US a night, a much better value than the Babylon Barracks, which charges about double that for a bare bones, no frills, no TV, bathroom down the hall twin bed room. The draw for the Babylon is that it is attached to the world's most luxurious gay sauna, which offers two steam saunas, two dry saunas, a weight lifting room, swimming pool, two restauraunts (one with live Jazz on Sundays!), a discotheque, massage parlor, and two "Garden of Secret Delights" areas, where hundreds of toweled gorgious asian men from around the world converge to be with each other and with the much fewer, but much older and fatter westerners. Yes the odds are in my favor here and believe you me I have taken full advantage! Just the other night I met a darling little cutie pie at the sauna named Lek (pronounced Lex) who gave me a Thai massage (among other thingz). I treated him to dinner at the restaurant (where everyone sits around eating in their towels!) To the astonishment of my friend R. and T., (another writer from a local rag), he shelled my seafood and spoon-fed me like some kind of Geisha.

Every once in a while, I post J.C. Adams column verbatim, and this time he has some REALLY good dirt to share, so read on. # # # The Adams Report by J.C. Adams October 23 - 29, 2006 We're clearing the decks this week in "The Adams Report by JC Adams." Catch up on where Kristen Bjorn is now living and count the scratch Wash West's acclaimed indie film has earned. Plus, New Zealand has its first porn star, Brent Corrigan has changed his name, Chris Ward and Studio 2000 are planning ahead and Chi Chi LaRue storms Berlin. Finally, which set of hunky porn stars have hooked up and which set has broken up…? BITS AND BOBS Periodically in this space I take note of indie-mainstream films that cross The Great Divide and depict actual sex. Most of the time it's heterosexual boffing but writer/director John Cameron Mitchell's "Shortbus" is now in theatres courtesy of micro-distributors Thinkfilm and it depicts gay, bi and straight sexcapades. It's also performing fairly well after three weeks in limited release (just 54 screens so far) and a $730,000 total gross… And gay porn graduate Wash West's "Quinceanera" (co-written and -directed with Richard Glatzer) is playing out its successful arthouse run courtesy of Sony Pictures Classics and its $1.7 million gross is certainly nothing to sneeze at… New Zealand has recently produced its first-ever homegrown gay porn film, simply titled JOHN from Glitter Films. The lead actor, 25-year-old James L. West, answered a newspaper advertisement and was cast in the film. He's now a quasi-celebrity in his home country. JOHN (billed as "70-percent sex, 30-percent story") is not yet available in this country… Vet director Kristen Bjorn has relocated from his longtime base in Miami to Barcelona, Spain. However, Mr. Bjorn's second-in-command, The Bear, is still running Sarava Productions in Miami. I'm told three shot-on-location flicks are already in post-production with another about to get underway… Directrix Chi Chi LaRue is adding a dash of glitter and pizzazz to Berlin for the Venus Erotic Expo, where the dragstress has met with Bel Ami's George Duroy and the Bruno Gmunder crew. The notorious HustlaBall is next on the agenda. In the meantime her Dirty Deeds club continues to unspool in her absence every Wednesday at Fubar in West Hollywood. The October 18th show was overseen by the fab L.A. underground celebutante Morgan with Rascal Video exclusive Cole Ryder as the featured porno celebrity. FubarLA.com will have the complete schedule and check out Ms. LaRue's Hot Tracker blog at Channel1Releasing.com… Raging Stallion's Chris Ward is wrapping post-production on LORDS OF THE JUNGLE. Shot on location in Hawaii by co-director Ben Leon, LORDS is among the big epics the various studios are arming for year-end release. Now, on his blog, Mr. Ward has announced MIRAGE, a follow-up of sorts to his hit film ARABESQUE. Steve Cruz, Jake Deckard and Dirk Jaeger are already cast with locations being scouted in Palm Springs and Arizona. ChrisWardPornBlog.com is the address to find more scoop… And speaking of big productions, Studio 2000 (for whom I am now doing production work) has several new flicks on tap including WILDLANDS from writer/director Rick Tugger, whose previous adult films were critical and commercial hits for MSR Videos (WHITE TRASH) and All Worlds Video (THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD). After the New Year's holidays, Studio 2000 launches into pre-production for their big picture for 2007, to be shot on location in various glam Hollywood Hills mansions… Buckshot's Brian Hansen and COLT's Brad Patton sent out a joint press release announcing they are a couple. Now that's a scorching hot image, huh? They met when they filmed COLT's MANLY HEAT two-parter during which Mr. Patton apparently fucks Mr. Hansen in a speedboat as it races across the water. Can't wait to see that one… Flipping that coin, earlier this month boyfriends Damon DeMarco and Hunter James posted a joint press release on their blogs announcing their split. They met and became lovers four years ago as housemates in Toronto for Voyeur Dorm's DudeDorm.com and subsequently moved to New York City where they launched joint careers as go-go dancers and porn stars. They remain roommates. Both are kinda-sorta making movies and they do still work in the biz; Mr. James for boutique studio Dirty Boy Video and Mr. DeMarco as an editor for Fleshbot.com. Both also have current and upcoming adult pics in the pipeline. And, er, well, indie outfit Comstock Films still has "Hunter & Damon" making the gay film festival rounds, which is billed as an "intimate documentary [and a] peek into the bedroom" of the two men as they discuss their relationship and sex lives. I feel for the guys, but becoming a "professional couple" in gay porn is the kiss of death for romance… Controversial porn pup Brent Corrigan has taken on the hallowed mantle of porno bad boys who can't take two steps or open their mouths without pissing someone off. I'm sure Jason Adonis, Billy Brandt and Ethan Marc (who themselves took over for Matt Gunther, Ryan Idol, Vince Rockland…) are happy to let someone else take the heat for a change. Mr. Corrigan is engaged in a legal fight with Cobra Video over his having appeared in several videos while he was underage. The launch of BrentCorriganOnline.com has now been stymied by Cobra Video, whose apparently successful threat of a lawsuit over the use of the "Brent Corrigan" name forced the credit card processing company Mr. Corrigan had signed up to back away (and I do realize that's one side of the story). Now he's telling JasonCurious.com that he is abandoning the Corrigan moniker and carrying on his adult career using his own name, Sean Lockhart. Meanwhile, he's billed as "Fox Ryder" (the character he plays) in Falcon's THE VELVET MAFIA. That is doubtless because Falcon did not feel like engaging a court battle over the "Brent Corrigan" name. Oy, gevalt… Porn Star Birthdays for October 23 through October 29: Alex Collack, Brian Daniels, Eddie Gomez, Lex Kitau, Michael Ray, Cole Tucker (October 23); David Anthony, Scot Craven, Chad Knight, Jack Murphy, Tristen (October 24); Jordan Austin, Steven Hunter, Buddy Jones, Nick Rains, Walt Walters (October 25); Michael Knight, Jason Longh, Michel Mattel, Mark Skyler, Justin Small (October 26); Jack Angelino, Trent Cougar, Jonathan Cristipher, Grant Larson, Raul Mathews, the late Kyle McKenna, Doug O'Connor, Dean Rodney, Derrick Stanton, Tom Steele, Pal Tengeri, Jordan West (October 27); Tony Bandanza, Tom Daniels, Sebastian Jaymz, Julian LeCoq, Victor Mariano, Alex Mendoza (October 28); Jake Armstrong, Marco Bari, Brad Bennett, Rory Mason, Doug Perry (October 29). J.C. Adams has covered the gay adult entertainment industry since 1995, and has served as the editor of "Inside Porn Magazine," "Unzipped Monthly" and the Adam Gay Video Directory. In addition to the "Adams Report" weekly gossip and news column, his work has appeared in "Adult Video News," "Gay Chicago," "Genre," "HX" and many other print and online publications. You can reach him at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it 500 Turtles Productions © 2002 - 2006 # # #

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Randy Blue says: "Ever since Joey Diego appeared on my site last year I have been drowning in fan email about him. His beautiful body and sly smile seems to have won us all over. But, I am happy to tell you that Joey is now back and in a big way! It was a late night a couple weeks ago when I got a call from Joey out of the blue- he simply said "I am ready." This meant that he wanted to film his first hardcore scene. Joey has never been with another guy on or off camera before so I wanted to pair him up with someone who was outgoing, friendly, sweet and, of course, really good at sucking off a straight boy. After watching how good Jackson Wild was in his video with James Hawk I knew he'd be perfect for Joey's first time. Joey and Jackson got along great... Jackson teased him a bit about doing something "sooooo gay." In the beginning of the video there were smiles and whispers shared between them- I never did figure out what was being said but the ice was definitely broken. Jackson's eyes opened real big as Joey reveled his big uncut cock to him. Jackson was in dick sucking heaven and it shows. Jackson's hands, lips, and tongue were all over Joey the whole video. He took Joey's inches deep down his throat and throat fucked his dick. His tongues worked all around his shaft, balls, and abs- It was like Jackson was out to prove to Joey that guys do suck dick better than any girl can. Joey's dick grew harder and bigger with every stroke Jackson made. There was a couples times that I worried that Joey's massive piece was going to choke him too much but, Jackson is a professional. This video is hot- Enjoy!"

Israeli dance team does the Rumba on Naked News in their underwear. Would that be called "Rumbawear"?

Click the photo above to get the first glimpse at Michael Lucas's long awaited and much hyped "La Dolce Vita". The free movie trailer is now available via YouTube and on his blog. Yes, the trailer is beautifully shot with lovely tinkling piano, but it's not hardcore (barely even softcore) and certainly not Fellini. Michael Lucas is in EVERY frame and the action is not much more than Michael walking down this street or that street. Let's hope it not like the other Lucas attempts at "art" where he has a jarring shift from the "mainstream" camera crew shooting the pretty B-roll footage juxaposed against his regular team of porn shooters. Retardo wants to rent the Fellini version of "La Dolce Vita" asap so we have something to compare before the new one comes out. "La Dolce Vita" Available now for Pre-Order. The special Director's Cut 2 disc combo pack WILL NOT BE SOLD IN STORES! Order now at lucasentertainment.com (all pre-orders receive the free feature DVD of Shooting Stars).