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Other studios send me new pictures of naked men almost every hour or so, and I'm immune to most of it. New twink movie? Pass. New gay for pay prick tease? Pass. New white trash toothless crack head porn-o-tard with a big dick? Pass. Most have an expiration date shorter than non-fat milk, but once in a while a new gay porn discovery really does catch my eye. COLT, just like every other established studio, actively recruits new male models year round. They also sift through scores of unsolicited submissions from aspiring models. Some discoveries get big trumpeted fanfare when they sign on, and some just show up on the cast list of an upcoming gay porn movie. I recently got these photos of COLT's new discovery, Ricky Parks, and his muscular hairy chest certainly caused me to pause and take notice. But it was this one sentence of personal insight that inspired me to write this gay porn blog ode to his manflesh. "Ricky loves men with grey hair! Uchum!!!! Hello? Can I have him wrapped and delivered FedEx Overnight please?" COLT man Ricky Parks is into daddies! As one of the gay aging Baby Boomers who helped perpetrate the youth movement our entire lives, we are now grappling to find the few scant examples out there of hot young men that are actually attracted to daddies. And if it is indeed true that there are studly guys like this Ricky Parks lusting for grey haired older guys like me, please move to the front of the line! If you are under 30 years old and into grey haired daddy types, please add your comment below. If you think young guys with older dads is nothing more than gold digging, leave your comment, too. In any case, sign up for COLT's new, revamped website for more muscle men like Ricky Parks and classic vintage gay porn. COLT STUDIO WEBSITE- COLT MOVIES ONLINE

I wanted to serve something different on Christmas this year, so I bought a Turducken. I bought it pre-made and frozen, but quickly realized the $75 piece of meat wouldn't be big enough for the crowd I was expecting. Plus, it was stuffed with cornbread and sausage, so some guests wouldn't eat it, meaning I had to also buy a regular turkey, too. Good thing I did, too, because even with a 20 pound Turducken and a 25 pound turkey, I didn't much left! Here's a little video about how a Turducken is made. I certainly wouldn't want to tackle that process myself, but I gotta tell you, it was delicious! I will definitely buy one again for some special occasion.

Issue Number 20 of Euro Bear Magazine finally arrived (from Germany) and more than five pages were reserved for my photos and articles! Sure, it's not TIME Magazine, but that's pretty cool if you ask me! I submitted a series of photos from Folsom Street Fair and Hairrison Street Fair, and kinda just copied the text from what I had written here at Lavender Lounge Blog and sent it along. They printed both articles in their entirety, and chose most of the same photos I would have chosen, too. I stopped paying for gay porn magazine subscriptions about two years ago, and since Euro Bear is the newest print material I've received lately, I've really grown to like it. Plus, I think my tastes are changing, too. Ever since I got involved with creating my Muscle Bear Cub website, I have been on the lookout for burly guys with hairy chests in real life and as potential models. Since I am now the largest contributor to an international gay porn niche magazine for the bear community, I think I may actually have an impact on the culture of the future. (Or am I just deluded?) SEE MORE AT MUSCLE BEAR CUB Click the thumbnail to open the full sized page.

No, they were not NUDE, but last weekend we were fortunate enough to see a LIVE stage version of two episodes of Golden Girls. Local tranny actresses Pollo Del Mar, Cookie Dough, Heklina and the ever fabulous Matthew Martin portrayed the iconic TV characters of Dorothy, Sophia, Rose and Blanche (left to right). Michael Finn has the advantage of living in a Victorian apartment that is so large he can stage a play for 50 or more people in his living room! Talk about a "jewel box theater"! The Victoriana detail made it a classy enough event for the bf and I to get dressed up nice, too. They performed two classic Golden Girls episodes, with appropriate commercial breaks in between. First was the episode where Blanche's brother Clayton announced he was gay. On TV, Monte Markman played the role very butch and sympathetically, but Michael Finn took the role WAY over the top and gay gay gay! The second episode was a Christmas show where Rose wanted to be Volunteer of the Year, which allowed the ever sweet Betty White as Rose revert to her bitchy Susanne character from Mary Tyler Moore. Golden Girls performed live in someone's living room - another "only in San Francisco" event!

What is a "faerie"? I'm not quite sure how to respond to that question, as there is no club to join or standard requirements to be a "faerie". Is it a fashion statement? A spiritual awakening? A party circuit for misfits? All the above, or none of the above? Who knows? I guess if you claim to be a faerie and nobody challenges that notion, then you ARE a faerie. In my attempt to find interesting porn niches to pursue for my business, I bought the URL "FaeriePorn.com", but I am not sure what to do with it. Faeries are not a conventional "market" to sell products to. In fact, one of the underlying hippy-dippy concepts of faerie-dom is anti-consumerism, so faeries themselves probably aren't the ones who would be purchasing memberships or DVD's of faerie porn. But, I suspect there are enough young, attractive, promiscuous men with a faerie aura about themselves to appeal to regular gay porn buyers. It remains to be seen, though, if it will pay off. (Might as well take a chance on something new rather than re-hash another take on "twink" or "straight jock" porn.) Winter began on December 22, and the night before is celebrated as the Winter Solstice, the shortest day of the year. (From here on it's a downhill cruise to Spring again! Yeah!) The faeries in San Francisco always celebrate Summer and Winter Solstice with a big sex party at, where else, "The Faerie House" on 14th Street. This year, the night before was celebrated with a fundraiser for the Short Mountain Faerie Retreat in Tennessee. Short Mountain is the Faerie Mecca, with their own annual events and kinda where Faerie Culture was created. They are hoping to raise the money to purchase the adjoining property next door. The Solstice Party was organized by the loose knit collection of local faeries and the equally loose knit collection of gay campers from Burning Man that call their camp "Comfort and Joy". As you can see by the sample photos, there are some really hot guys that overlap both groups. To see more faeries and hot "Burners", get yourself a VIP Membership to Lavender Lounge, and look for the section "Faerie Porn". FAERIE PORN - VIP ROOM

Yesterday I got a Christmas "package" (or 12) from Falcon to promote their big end of the year movie, Dare. Along with the DVD, I got a teddy bear (or Dare Bear...) and a mini-sized backpack, which actually might come in handy sometime. Dare is a big Thelma and Louise road picture directed by Jett Blakk, known for his big budget, plot-driven epics. As a reviewer, I love to have a movie I can sink my teeth into, even though a lot of viewers would rather get right to the action. I'll let you know later if the plot helps or hinders this Cecil B. DeMille blockbuster. Here's a breakdown of the plot, or you can click the picture to view free previews and watch the free gay porn movie trailer from Dare: Rule number one: the game of Truth or Dare can be initiated by anyone in the car at anytime, play is mandatory. Little does Riley Burke know how much trouble his thumb is about to get him into when he is picked up by the nomad Braxton Bond. After a quick game of Truth or Dare sets the tone they pull over for a meal. Server Cort Donovan stumbles upon fry cook Noah Driver stroking his meat in the back. Driver and Donovan serve each other his own meat and buns leaving us hungry for more roadside service. Cass leaves his mark and the three head back to the car to continue their journey. Rule number two: the passenger list can be changed at anytime. Campfire stories and a night of beer bring our hitch-hiker out of his sleep and witness to Bond getting a little trim from Cass' ass. Roadside high jinx ensue as trucker Tyler Riggz and business man Erik Rhodes hook up in the bathroom to trade blow jobs. Shortly after Riggz plows Rhodes' ass, Bond finds an unconscious and twitching Cass in a nearby stall with a belt around his arm. Tempers flare and Riley eats dust only to reunite down the road at a saloon where Riley rescues Bond from being gang raped by an angry group of locals. Bartender Matthew Rush, angry that their prey has been rescued, takes it out on Mason Wyler's big boy butt. Each guy takes a turn on Wyler's ass until Roman Heart joins in the rear end fun. This backwoods-bar-gangbang leaves no hole unbarred as Dallas Reeves, Tyler Saint and Eric Blaine join the other men in spraying bottom boy Wyler with their jizz. Back in the car Truth or Dare turns into a self awakening as the two feud and then finally make amends. Rule number three: always use a rubber - brings the boys together more than ever in a roadside motel. They flip flop then get off and the rest is up to you to find out on your own. See how it ends and where they end up. We DARE you! The cast of Dare: Braxton Bond, Cort Donovan, Riley Burke, Tyler Riggz, Mason Wyler, Dallas Reeves, Noah Driver, Eric Blaine, Erik Rhodes, Tyler Saint, Matthew Rush, Roman Heart. DARE THE MOVIE - FALCON WEBSITE

I dug up some old pictures of XXXmas Bingo 2005 and didn't realize that I needed to put them back up on the site. They are now once again available for viewing by VIP members of Lavender Lounge in the Paparazzi Pix section. I hate to open old wounds, but the Christmas themed Bingo night in 2005 caused quite a stir within the group for possibly going a little "too far" with gay porn stars in a church. You can read my original blog entry for details. Needless to say, it was scandalous, outrageous and tons of fun. Oh yes, and as you can see by the preview above, Michael Brandon eventually let Monster out for a little air. Sign up now and see for yourself! MEMBERS ONLY - JOIN

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I just got this inside tip from COLT's Kris Weston. It seems one of the regulars on a new macho junk sports / bigtime wrestling spin-off show hosted by Hulk Hogan has a gay porn past. COLT Man Elian Cortez who appeared in front of Jim French and COLT's cameras a few years back is making his debut primetime appearance on the all-new and revamped American Gladiator show as "Militia", or his real name Alex Castro. There are so many mainstream hotties on reality shows getting outed with gay porn connections in the past that it's hardly news anymore. If you've got a body like Elian Cortez (or even if you are only well on the way to a body like that) all sorts of photographers throw money your way. Bodybuilding as a sport is steeped in homoeroticism, so there's no surprise he got photographed by COLT at some point. Click any photo to visit COLT's website and search out other future reality TV stars.

The Sisters threw a Yuletide Social and Toy Drive on Sunday at Cafe Flore, which was hosted by Novice Sister MaraLee OnWard. The toy distribution is being coordinated by Mama's Leather Family, their 6th annual Toy Drive benefiting Sunburst Projects and the SFPD's Project Dream. "This is a grassroots effort, and more of a "family" thing. If people are contributing money, checks, etc. it is because they know and trust the family and know the money will be used for what we say it will be used for (buying toys). We would like to have actual toys (new) instead of cash, however, at the end of the year we will have receipts to prove we have bought as much as was raised." Watch the video (above) of highlights from the party and visit Sister Zsa Zsa's website for photos, including some hot Santa-on-Santa action! SisterZsaZsa.com

Last night I had a little tree-trimming party to decorate my Christmas tree. I made dinner for 10, and could easily have invited 20, but it's not easy to serve that many people and still be able to spend quality time with each. I am doing just minimal decorations for Christmas this year - just a wreath in the front hall and the tree. Period. I've been having issues with consumerism and wasteful spending, so I see no point in covering every inch of the house with cheap plastic crap. My sister is the type that buries herself in Christmas decorations every year, even though she rarely gets anyone to come over to see it. If you try too hard to impress people with window dressing rather than yourself, you end up with friends who only like you for the decorations you put out, or the gifts you give or the parties you throw. The message is, if you are the type to entertain guests at Christmas, don't get caught up in the hype of throwing the "perfect" Martha Stewart event. Be sure to spend quality time with your guests. But I do love my vintage aluminum Christmas tree! My family got one almost exactly like it in 1960, and that was the tree I remember most through my youth. I wanted one for many years, and finally ordered one from Ebay about four years ago. I've decided to forgo the "eclectic" style of mis-matched ornaments, and stick with vintage red and silver glass bulbs only. Unless this set of bulbs gets lost or broken, I won't replace them or add to them. This non-petroleum based tree has been lovingly recycled over 50 times and only uses one light bulb. How's that for a "green" Christmas? If you'd like to give an environmentally friendly gift this year, why not a membership to Lavender Lounge? No shopping, no wrapping, no petroleum-based products. And it's the gift that keeps on giving! THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

Watch my video blog for a review of "GRUNTS: Misconduct" by Raging Stallion. Army life is rough and extremely demanding. Sergeants bark orders and expect them to be followed to the letter. As the GRUNTS are trained to be soldiers, down time becomes more and more important. Camaraderie comes into full play on the battlefield and is reinforced in the few minutes of rest and relaxation provided during training. The third installment in this trilogy follows the men through more training, more barking of orders, and stays with them during their time off. What happens when the sergeants aren't around? How do the men in charge let off steam? BUY Grunts: Misconductby Raging Stallion

While we are on the subject of paper towels and "brawny" men, I am currently in the process of casting the first full length hardcore feature for MuscleBearCub.com. I am looking for big, husky guys with hairy chests. If you can picture a bear with six-pack abs - that's what I am looking for! If you or someone you know fits the description and can get yourself to San Francisco in the next few weeks, just fill out the Model Application and we'll get back to you! It will only have a very loose story line that centers around the process of how bears, cubs and hairy muscle guys hook up and meet each other from the personals section at MuscleBearCub.com. (Did you know you can post your own personal ad at MuscleBearCub.com? It's FREE!) Community Members of Muscle Bear Cub can load a gallery of photos to show their stuff, create a very detailed description of themselves, contribute to the discussion board, and even use video chat to watch each other jerk off on webcam. And it's all free! If you pay a little extra, though, you can become a VIP Member and get all the above, plus access to the hardcore video and photo galleries. Join Now! MUSCLE BEAR CUB: PORN STAR CASTING CALL - FREE ONLINE PERSONAL ADS - VIP ROOM

Well, if Howard Stern said so, it must be true. Bodybuilder gay porn model Zeb Atlas was a guest of the Howard Stern show this morning. The premise of the conversation was that a "straight" guy like Zeb Atlas can do gay porn and still be "straight". Poor Zeb was grilled by the Stern crew to determine definitively if the Zebster is really gay down deep. One of Howard Stern's writers, Richard Christy, is constantly doing comedy bits for the show that couldn't be any gayer, but he claims to be straight, too. Even he says, Zeb Atlas is gay. Here's the two quotes that I think will remove all doubt for the rest of us: HOWARD: Did you have any gay experiences when you were younger? ZEB: "When I was 10 I had an older friend about 15 that I looked up to. He used suck my cock all the time." HOWARD: Have you ever had anal with a guy? ZEB: "No." HOWARD: You'd never put anything in your ass with your girlfriend? ZEB: "I've had things in my ass." HOWARD: What have you had in your ass? ZEB: "Beads, fingers..." They played the audio portion of Zeb Atlas "Texas Two-Step" with Mark Dalton on the show, which also brings up the subject of Mark Dalton. He did the same acts as Zeb, so I guess that means Mark Dalton would be gay, too, at least by Howard Stern standards. So there it is. Zeb Atlas has had "things in his ass", he's had more male "companions" in the past month than female, and Howard Stern says he's gay. End of controversy. He's gay. Here's the summary of Zeb Atlas's appearance from HowardStern.com, with photos: WHO'S GAYER: ZEB ATLAS OR RICHARD CHRISTY? Howard then asked the crew if they thought Zeb was gay. Fred thought Zeb was bi at least, with “gay high notes;” Artie voted “gay;” and Robin said Zeb was 80% gay. Howard thought Zeb was so gay, he even dreamed of men. Richard came in to say that even he thought Zeb was “flamingly gay,” but Artie shot back that Zeb does gay acts for pay while Richard does them for a “goof.” Richard admitted that Artie had a point and asked Zeb to take his shirt off, so Zeb obliged. Howard asked Richard to show Zeb his penis, so Richard whipped it out, saying he was only doing so because Howard asked. After being prodded by Howard again, Richard also showed Zeb his asshole. Howard then demanded that Richard sit through a lapdance from Zeb, and as it was going on, Artie shouted that Richard was way too into it. ZebAtlas.com - Zeb Atlas "Texas Two-Step" with Mark Dalton

Preview of my latest project - watching vintage gay porn on 8mm film to re-release it on DVD. MORE VINTAGE GAY PORN AT: GROOVY GUYS - MALEFLIXXX.TV - GAY HOT MOVIES - NAKED SWORD

Just wanted to keep you updated on my ongoing project of reviewing old vintage gay porn movies on 8mm and Super 8 that I will be releasing to stores and online. I still have a lot of movies to look at, and I think one of my old Kodak projectors is dying. (It's a beautiful 1950's model with bakeolite plastic trim, but the 50 year old motor seems to be pooping out.) I already killed a couple other projectors and I think I only have one more 8mm running and no Super 8 machines at all! Anyway, from the movies I have watched, there is plenty of "lost" footage that I am pretty confident has never been on VHS or DVD. I am very excited about this project, and everyone I've spoken to about it is jazzed, too. In the meantime, enjoy the free movie clip from a vintage pre-comdom pay porn movie when you click above. In the meantime, I have noticed a lot more re-issues of old porn has shown up on the Groovy Guys Vintage Theater. Some suggested "new" titles are: Fantasy Factory 5 by Athletic Model Guild, 8mm Vintage 1 & 2 by LA Heat, Secret Tapes by Classic Bareback Films, Heavy Equipment by Caballero starring Al Parker and Jack Wrangler. Here's a list of shortcuts to more vintage gay porn movies already available on Pay Per View sorted by studios: GLOBAL MEDIA ATHLETIC MODEL GUILD BIJOU HIS VIDEO LE SALON NOVA TIME WARP TO THE 80'S AL PARKER'S SURGE STUDIOS HAND IN HAND KOSMOS STUDIO BULLET PRODUCTIONS MORE VINTAGE GAY PORN AT GROOVY GUYS: MOVIES - PHOTOS

From Vins bearded jaw line to Manuel's furry body, hair lovers will have plenty to check out in this hot little episode. Heres the low down. Vin is home alone when his buddies Manuel and Sergio Anthony stop by. And before long these three studs are using the large, spacious loft not as a bedroom, but as a sex club: sweating testosterone on every wall in an all-out oral orgy. Click the picture to see three free video clips of these hot hairy muscle guys. WATCH VIDEO

What do you get when you put two hot studs like Pierce Daniels and Tyler Johnson together when they're both really hot for each other? A video you won't believe! And, by the way, are those some of the most cliche porn star names or what? To see more hot guys visit Randy Blue.