Randy Blue has this new scene starring his two hottest regulars, Reese Rideout and Chris Rockaway, both major dreamboats and supposedly straight, too. Well, Randy seems to have some "unfinished business" nawing at him since he first joined the high school football team involving his former coach. (Read the details after the jump.) So he sets up a fantasy scene involving these two slabs of meat that go back to visit their old football coach. Your standard jock fantasy scenario. Well, I am pretty certain I recognize the guy who plays the coach! If it's the same guy, I've seen him around the gym here in San Francisco for eons! I'm sure I've met him, but even if I did, I would have been too weak in the knees to even talk. He's using the name Mitchell

Did you ever stop to think about what happened to cutie pie Tag Eriksson, known in particular for his role in Wash West's The Hole? Of course you didn't - you were too busy seeking out new hotties from the ever-expanding world of pornography, and rightly so. But here at Lavender Lounge we feel that it's our duty to keep you up to speed on what's happened to your former erotic infatuations after leaving the seediness of gay porn to become upright citizens - with clothes on. Well, Tag, (or Fredrik Eklund as he we used to call him when he was still one of approximately four circuit queens in Stockholm), works for a New York City real estate firm called CORE Group Marketing. And is obviously doing well. According to recent articles he has sold more than 75 million dollars worth of real estate, which surely is a more impressive feat to bring to his father's attention than the fact that he once did the dirty with Adam Killian. Tag's father, by the way, is Swedish author, economist and rich dude Klas Eklunds. Before Tag decided to go in to real estate however, he wrote a book, chronicling his brief past in the gay porn industry. "Bananflugornas Herre" (or "Lord of the Fruit Flies") received poor reviews (unlike his brother, critically acclaimed author, and babe Sigge Eklunds books), but sold well in Sweden, and has since been publicized in Germany and Norway. In an interview about his real estate career in the New York magazine HX, Tag reveals that the movie rights to the book has been sold. No other information is disclosed but wouldn't it be fun if Wash West, a gay porn director, with a legitimate career on the side, got to direct it? Kind of like the circle of life after porn. By Tom Ass

I am trying out a new sponsor, CameraBoys.com. I took a look at the site and I was amazed at how many guys are available! I clicked on Models and found there are pages and pages of thumbnails under each letter of the alphabet. With somewhere around 65,000 cute guys ready to jerk off on camera for you, and at only $1.99 per minute, there must be SOMEbody you'd pay to watch, trust me!

Click the link above to watch Naked Sword's video coverage of the GayVN Awards from the Tim and Roma show. (If you look REALLY closely, you'll see a very quick glimpse of Retardo and I in the opening montage...) Video On Demand at Naked Sword - No Membership Needed!

NIGHT OF THE LIVING EASTER: TIME TO PLAY “WAKE THE DEAD” SISTERS CELEBRATE 28 YEARS OF SERVING THE COMMUNITY Never able to let sleeping deities lie, the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Inc. announce their annual birthday bash is going to “Wake the Dead” on Easter Sunday, April 8th, in Dolores Park in San Francisco, with children’s festivities beginning at 11:00 a.m. and entertainment gradually becoming more adult towards the end of the party at 4:00pm with the selection of this year’s Hunky Zombie Jesus Contest winner!

Last week I reported that gay porn stars Eric Rhodes and Ben Andrews both appeared in ads for Loehmann's. When I told that to my friend Norb, he said, "You mean the Loehmann's my mother shops at?" Yes, the same. Today I've got three more sightings to add. Eric Rhodes appeared in "Paper" Magazine, Johnny Hazzard modeled for Rufskin (I thought that was the children's line at Sears?), and Gage Weston will appear on the Bravo lesbo reality show "Workout" (see right). "Paper" publishes local versions in various cities and Eric Rhodes showed up in the New York version. Not much revealed in the article other than he's got his own dildo coming out, which he can't wait to use on himself, and he's doing webcam shows from his apartment in New York. The queen writing the article is hoping New York will become the new porn capital. Sorry, folks. San Francisco is now Ground Zero for gay porn. (P.S., I updated the free Falcon movie clips in the VIP Room. If you're a member, check it out.) Little Rascal exclusive Johnny Hazzard has walked fashion runways before, but got picked to model for San Diego based Rufskin because, as far as I can tell, only porn stars would wear those clothes. I don't think I want to wear pants designed to show-off my buttcrack, and neither do you, but I wouldn't mind seeing Johnny Hazzard's buttcrack framed over his beltline. For his Rufskin photo shoot, Johnny got the fashion bug and customized his own pair of jeans and shirt. The results of his handiwork can be seen in the new campaign. “It was such a cool and pleasant experience to work with [Johnny Hazzard], not only is he hot as hell but he is also super nice and a super pro,” said Hubert Owner/Designer Rufskin Denim. And finally, in more fashion news, COLT man Gage Weston will be seen on Bravo's "Workout" wearing a very fashionable COLT t-shirt (which just happens to be 20% off right now...). Maybe I'm too overloaded with reality shows, but I just couldn't get into "Workout", no matter how many gay characters are on it. Now I guess I HAVE to watch, just to catch a glimpse of that beefy, hairy blond - and I don't mean Jackie... Jesse is going to be Gage Weston's trainer in Episode 7, but after looking at Jesse's spare tire on his blog, Gage should be training the trainer. More eye candy after the jump.

I just recently found that one of my favourite underground comic books has been made available online. "Trucker Fags in Denial" is the story about two raging homophobic truck drivers who finds peace with themselves murdering gay men while having sex with each other. No, Jim Goad and Jim Blanchard won't appear on the short list for a GLAAD award. But the set up isn't as deranged as it sounds. With TFiD these fanzine legends discuss homophobia using the homophobes language. And while the guys behind the comic are straight, the images still shows a lot of...fantasy, I guess? Jim Goad told Suicide Girls he came up with the idea while in prison, where guys would be calling each other fags frequently, in a playful manner. And according to the same interview, artist Blanchard has received an e-mail from a trucker telling him that Trucker Fags helped him realize he was a homosexual trucker himself. Jim Goad: "I just hope that he keeps safe, sucks all the trucker cock he wants, makes his deliveries on time". Well, isn't that special? If the image of sucking trucker cock appeal to you, one of the most classic gay pornos ever made, "Kansas City Trucking Co" by Joe Gage deals with this subject. Other titles includes these: By Tom Ass

In case you haven't noticed, these last five years, bear culture has evolved from being a small niche of chubby boomers ditching their Gilettes, to an ever expanding beardblob of hipsters, punks and artkids. One of the main points of ignition that started the facial hair explosion, at least in Europe, was a small, pink, fanzine called "Butt". Gert Jonkers and Joop van Bennekom started "Butt" the "fagazine" in 2001, with the aim of putting the sex back in homosexuality. And ever since they have been connecting the dots between 70's clone culture, post AIDS queer culture and current arts and fashion. Much like a sexed up "Index Magazine" they've done straight forward Q & A's with everyone from Edmund White (who they photograph sucking on Jonkers foot) to Rufus Wainwright. They've displayed Scissor Sister Jake Shears' butt, artfag Asianpunkboy, getting fucked and a whole lot of bearded cuties bareing it all for photographers such as Ryan McGinley, Bruce LaBruce and Terry Richardson. To sum it up: they've made it cool to be a fag again. Something "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy", "Will & Grace" and bad pants almost made impossible. The reason I'm telling you this is that a while back they released a book on Taschen, summing up the first five years of "Butt". Ever wondered what happened to 70's gay icon Peter Berlin? Or with 80's icons Frankie Goes To Hollywood? And is it true that Michael Stipe and Casey Spooner (of FischerSpooner fame) used to be an item? It's all in the Butt Book, which I suggest you buy today. And if you are still not sure if you want to invest in the book, check out Issue No. 18. It features a chat with Michael Lucas headlined "NEW YORK'S HARDCORE PORN DIRECTOR FROM RUSSIA EATS ASS IN PRIVATE". By Tom Ass

So, I've been running a little free site called BellyWorship.com for a couple years, inspired by my friend Cedar. He was taking pictures of guys lifting their shirts at the Eagle Beer Bust, and I thought they were so hot, I offered to build him a website. Between belly pictures Cedar shot, belly pictures I shot, and belly pictures I "discovered" on the web, I accumulated a nice collection of bellies. They're categorized by Six Packs, Furry Bellies, Tattooed Tummies, and Beer Bellies. I thought I had "invented" this new fetish called Belly Worship, but come to find out, there are tons of guys making little videos of their bellies on YouTube! (Some day I will link them all together.) Plus, I discovered that Under One Roof wanted to do a monthly fundraiser at the Powerhouse, so they came up with the concept of belly contests! They embarrass drunken bar patrons by dragging them up on stage to lift their shirts, then award prizes for "Flattest Belly", "Smoothest Belly", "Furriest Belly" and "Biggest Belly". I saw a flyer for the Belly Contest and couldn't believe it. Does someone else actually share my secret fetish? I showed up on Friday with camera in hand to see for myself. It was a fun little contest, and I got some great pictures. I put two photo galleries in the VIP Room of Lavender Lounge under the heading "Belly Worship", so check it out. I also added a new gallery of some incredibly hot six-packs abs that I found around other sites on the Internets. (See the lower right picture for an example. Hot, eh?) I spoke with the guys from Under One Roof, and if they continue it as a monthly event, I told them I'd sponsor the contest. Would you like to see more belly photos? Add your comments below. "The mission of Under One Roof is to generate unrestricted funds for agencies that provide HIV/AIDS education and support services."

If you are a Eurofag, chances are you're counting down the days to May 10 when it's settled who the corniest artist in Europe will be this year. The Eurovision Song Contest is the tacky music enterprise that since 1956 has been supplying Europe with naff one-hit-wonders, and on rare occasions, longer lasting music careers (ABBA, France Gall and...er...Bucks Fizz). The rules are, every country qualified sends an artist or group to represent them in the big European finale. Most of the time the musical ambassador is someone you are deeply ashamed of sharing origin with (until you're faced with the artists from the other countries, that is). But if I may toot my own mead horn, Sweden is actually sending a pretty decent band this year. The Ark conquered Sweden back in 2000, with their debut album "We Are The Ark", that featured singles like "It Takes a fool to Remain Sane" and "Let Your Body Decide". The lyrics are written by flamboyant and palindromic front person Ola Salo, an outspoken bisexual, with lyrical themes about gay adoption rights and the hardships of being different. Ola has been known to walk down the streets of hometown Malmö in the buff, much to press photographers delight, and the band was featured on the Soundtrack to John Cameron Mitchells seminal, sex drama, Shortbus. And now the boys are getting their sequined frocks out to go to Helsinki and perform "The Worrying Kind". If anyone can pull it off it's these guys. And with The Darkness breaking up if anyone can fill the over-the-top Euroglam void they left, it's The Ark. Remember where you read it first. By Tom Ass

Man, it's been a long time since I checked in with Randy Blue, but this one is a keeper. Check out the video and click the link to see more. Here's what Randy had to say about Shawn. "Each time I film this stud I fall more and more in love with him. This latest video is Shawn's first time working anything up that tight ass of his. Shawn strips down and slowly get into the collection of dildos until he produces one huge cum-shot."

I love the folks from the Center For Sex and Culture, so I will plan to help out with their big event of the year, the Live Masturbate-a-Thon. I'm not sure how I will participate, but you can be assured that I will have my clothes on when I help them out. Here is a blurb from their website: You are invited to volunteer your very life essence, the most valuable thing you have, to the most inane, insane benefit the world has ever seen. Come help a group of people masturbate in public to raise funds for a legally organized non-profit. Watch as they pleasure themselves toward a legal letter to the IRS which tells the IRS that they masturbated to raise money! A wank off which is a complete write off! See the noodlers wander and peer. Experience base beauty and earthy wonders. Stand and soak in the marvel of a group grope. No standing and modeling here, hang with the jiggiling flesh of the masses. Leave the pretty parties behind and experience the flesh of the ages. This year is going to be very busy indeed. We have booked the Porn Palace at 415 Jessie Street, behind the Old Mint. We have on line needs for directors and production crew, administrative and office manager, models, security and traffic control, on line ad sales, tshirt and poster producer, floor monitors/orgasm counters, cleaning fairies, 2257 release staff, clothes checkers, old and young gaffers, best bois and good hearted sex workers and strippers of all catagories. We need sexually oriented acts and content, sex esthetes, nude performers, exhibitionists, jack off artists, jill off artists, vibrator riders and fucking machine exhibitionists who wish to be seen by a lot of people on line and would love to show the world that they will be willing to: Come Save the World - Come for a Cause

Its o.k. 2 B gay - MyVideo Is it possible to be TOO GAY? After watching that video, I think the answer is "yes". But, if you want to see something gay, but not too gay, join Lavender Lounge. However, is it possible to have a dick that is TOO BIG? Here are three of the biggest penises in gay porn: Michael Brandon - Chad Hunt - Ben Andrews. Click the links, watch the movies, and decide if "big" can actually be "too big".

I used to collect links to weird websites on my Links page, but it just got to be too hard to manage with 10 bazillion weird websites out there. I saved some of my favorites, some of which go way back several year, made sure they're still active, and I'm posting them once more here before I change the Links page. Enjoy - if you dare. Vintage recipe books from Better Homes and Gardens with titles like "Meat Meat Meat". You want weird? Here's weird AND disgusting. Nun video game called Nunlander. Actual quotes from the Good Book at Bible Sex Stories. Those wacky religious comic books. Here's the best ones: -Catholics Burn in Hell -The Sissy ("great for truckers and bikers"> -Doom Town You better have a strong stomach to look at Rotten.com. Miss Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you! Hey baby, check out those hot fucking chairs at www.furnitureporn.com. What's the difference between a straight man and a gay man? Six Beers! Every day Doodie.com displays a new poop cartoon.

Is it possible that gays might be working in design or display at a big department store chain? Apparently so, and not only that, they're fans of gay porn stars! We've come a long way, baby! If you happen to be walking by one of Loehmann’s flagship department stores in NYC’s Chelsea district or LA’s West Hollywood district and notice a familiar face in the window display take a closer look, yep, that’s right, it’s none other than Falcon Exclusive Erik Rhodes! Falcon's press release reads, "Rhodes was tapped to do their spring campaign because of his high profile in the adult industry and his wholesome good looks." Oh please, a couple tres-gay window dressers got a budget to hire models, so they figured, "Why not spend it on a slab of meat we've been jerking-off to at home?" Enter the hulking slab 'o meat known as Erik Rhodes. I'm sure the gay window dressers (are there any other kind?) were sick of those stuck-up manorexic runway mode-el types, and Erik's really fun and flirty, so I'm sure the queens from Loehmann's got their money's worth. "The creative team at Loehmann’s wanted to feature an adult star that could turn the heads of their high gay clientele in key markets but yet do it in a way where it wasn’t overtly obvious." Hmm, I never knew Loehmann's even carried men's clothes. Their supposed gay clientele must only be buying women's clothes... Rhodes can also be seen the 2nd and 4th Saturdays of every month at www.ErikRhodes.com where he performs his LIVE shows for members of the Falcon Studios website. His latest film, in which Rhodes gives it to Jason Adonis for the first time, is “The Farmers Son” FVP172. ERIK RHODES GALLERY - THE FARMER'S SON - JASON ADONIS VOD PREVIEW UPDATE: Just got a call from Michael Lucas who informed me that the other guy in the photos is Ben Andrews, a Lucas Entertainment exclusive! The photographer was Joe Oppedisano, who also shot for "La Dolce Vita", and they needed two models about the same height, so they put 6'3" Erik Rhodes together with fellow New Yorker 6'2" Ben Andrews to be the "twin towers". Michael said he didn't think it was worth sending out a press release, but apparently he will now... Naturally, there will be some controversy involved. Apparently the pictures taken of the posters in the store were shot by Ben Andrews and posted to his MySpace site, which Falcon used for their press release. Whatever. I could re-write the story and give both guys equal billing, get stuck in the middle of a battle between studios, but I really don't have time for this. I have ten zillion billion links to all the gay porn studios, but they always seem to forget to send any links back to me. You're welcome. BEN ANDREWS MODEL PROFILE

I just got an e-mail from my brother-in-law asking me if I knew any good websites about hanky codes for a school project. (What are they teaching kids these days?) I sent him a link to The Canonical Hanky Code. I'm totally pro hankies. It's a shame they are not being used as much now as they were in the old days. Although, I am concerned about the notion that you are supposed to know the difference between "fuchsia" (spanker/spankee) and "purple" (piercer/piercee) in the relative darkness of a leather bar after 18 shots of Patrón. With that being said, Titan Media's latest release "Spy Quest 3" has just about every hankie code out there represented! In the very first scene, starring Tober Brandt and Greg York, we go from hardcore deepthroating, choking and drooling, to fucking, dildo action, fisting and pissing. To top it off, the scene is concluded with Brandt being suspended in mid air in hooks pierced through his back. Needless to say this movie is not for the faint of heart. The kink factor is so high, that I'm willing to ignore the ridiculous premise of an action plot running through "Spy Quest 3" , complete with constant product placements for Pjur Lubricant. And relating to my prior whine about ugly tattoos on pornstars, Francois Sagat has a fucking amazing headpiece emulating a hairline. This is a really great release with creative sex scenes and nice camera work. And if you like stuffing your back pockets with all kinds of colors you should check out this high budget hardcore release ASAP. And if your interested in the background story, or just want more of the same kind of action, "Spy Quest" and "Spy Quest 2" are available on Maleflixxx.tv. By Tom Ass

This weekend we hung out with a friendly bunch of freaks from Portland, Oregon, visiting San Francisco. One of the guys, Tattooedwolff, has the most incredible inking you will ever see and it got me thinking about the tattoos displayed in gay porn. Still, there seems to be a preference for ugly-ass tribals and Chinese symbols. It's time to cover that shit up boys! It looks totally Nineties and it is a bit of a turnoff. Tattoos, when applied correctly, should say something about the person sporting them. Tribals and Chinese symbols say: "Hey, I got this from the window display at the tattoo parlour". (And what "tribe" are you representing? The Jeep Cherokees, perhaps? ed.) Tattooedwolff, or Airick as his friends call him, is a tattoo artist himself who works with "hand poke" techniques. That means, no machine, just a needle and a lot of imagination. Right now he's really in to swastikas, a symbol that's been given a somewhat bad rep since the 30's. It's actually an ornament that carries meaning of light, life, luck and love in just about every ancient culture. Tattooedwolff is coming back to San Francisco again to do a guest spot at Braindrops on Haight Street in April. Check out his MySpace and book a reservation to cover up that ugly old tribal scribbling today! Better motives are to be found in "Seduced Tattooed Straight Guys" on Tlavideo.com. Or simply go down to The Eagle next Sunday for Beer Bust. The tattoos on display will definetly be better than those run-of-the-mill pornstar inks. By Tom Ass

Any ranger will tell you that "When Bears Attack", your best bet for making it out of the woods alive is to hold your arms above your head, thus making the bear think you are a much bigger animal. However if the bears attacking you include Arpad Miklos, Mick Powers, Manuel Torres and Damien you might not be so keen on getting away. Tattooed stud Johnny Hazzard sure wasn't too keen on getting away from the attacking bears in this Chi Chi LaRue production. Cleverly, Chi Chi makes her actors play man-bears, - growling, pawing, sex beasts, with no need for poorly acted dialogue. That is until Damien enters the scene. He seems to have some kind of porn star Tourettes Syndrome and can't keep his bear trap shut for a second. Which is OK, 'cause he's kind of cute, but "yeah, have lunch in that hole", interjected right before a hot rimming scene, kind of gives me associations of the brown kind, which I can do without. Hungry Hungarian Arpad Miklos is a total hottie who pumps ass like a real champ. And Manuel Torres tonguefucking Nick Marino is a real highlight in this movie. But I would have liked to have seen a little more ass action. Sure these boys can suck like a hungry bear, but the fucking is really the icing on the cake. And when it's on, it's pretty awesome. Mr Hazzard is a real power bottom and he doesn't seem to mind the carnivorous attack at all. Our advice for "When Bears Attack": climb a tree or drop to the fetal position. Or just relax, spread 'em, and let it happen. By Tom Ass

If you haven't seen "Zodiac", there's really no need. Sure it's pretty, and as a timepiece it's quite effective, but it's just way, WAY, too long. And since the premise of the movie deals with the real life killer, active in the late 60's and early 70's, who is still not caught, the movie doesn't really conclude anything. And you might be thinking, I'll go se it anyway, cause that pretty-boy gay bait combination of Robert Downey Jr. / Mark Ruffalo / Jake Gyllenhaal is just so darn sexy. Need other examples? Well, Robert Downey Jr plays a major role in the amazing indie film "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints" that is available on DVD right now. Mark Ruffalo had some amazingly hot scenes, the blowjob especially, in Jane Campions "In The Cut" (2003), which is also available on DVD. And if you're in to Gyllenhaal, why don't you just re-rent "Brokeback Mountain" (who are we kidding here, you already own it...). Here's a fun fact about Mr. Gyllenhaal. He is a descendant of a Swedish noble family! And translated, his last name would mean "golden hole". No wonder he got to be the receiver in that pup tent. Since the humongous success of that movie, there's been so many porn variations on the title, it's actually not fun any more. "Bareback Mountain", "Bare Mountains" and "Let's Go Bareback On The Mountain" are just some of the titles trying to capitalize on Ang Lee's heartfelt sob story. However, it seems much more original to go for classic reference if you're going to do a spoof. So let's hear it for "The Best Little Whorehouse in Tex-Ass". Now that's an amazing title if there ever was one. It doesn't star Jake Gyllenhaal, but this 2001 release does include Doug Jeffries playing giddy up with cowboys like Tanner Hayes, Matt Sizemore, Michael Brandon and Brandon James. By Tom Ass

Sister Mae Joy did it again with her second "Shamrockin' Shenanigans" party benefiting St. James Infirmary! Raging Stallion models Michael Brandon, Derrick Hanson, Jake Deckard, Simon Cox, and Remy Delaine entertained the troops, and independant porn star Rod Barry is fast becoming the Johnny Knoxville of gay porn with his antics. One of the highlights from the Sisters' St. Patrick's Day party this year was the Cock Sucking Contest. mr. Pam (a bio-girl) wore a giant black rubber strap-on dildo and invited audience members to see how far they could deep-throat it. All three contestants, Rod Barry, Derrick Hanson and a porn civilian named Andrew, surprised us all by how much (rubber) cock they could gobble down their throats. The non-porn star especially impressed me, mostly because he looked so good doing it! Derrick Hanson was declared the winner, but only by a centimeter. (He'd won similar sucking contests on video, too!) Kids, don't try this at home, these are professionals! But you can see the entire blow-by-blow coverage of the Cock Sucking Contest in the VIP Room of Lavender Lounge. I shot pictures of the whole thing! I'm sure some people think Rod Barry is just a plain-old Jackass, but I think he's fun goofball to hang around with if you're into Steve-O / Johnny Knoxville kind of homo-erotic straight boy humor. (Rod is mostly straight, by the way, but the Jackass guys are supposedly straight, too...) To help auction off his penis portrait Rod bared his butt and let people finger it, then stuck the wireless microphone in his ass. (Karaoke anyone?) He then demonstrated his Puppetry of the Penis trick called "The Hamburger", which needs to be seen to appreciate (another good reason to join the VIP Room). Sample shots of the Cock Sucking Contest are after the jump. Once you are inside the VIP Room, you'll notice that I set up four different galleries from the St. Patrick's Day event. One gallery is an overall taste of the event, another has the Cock Sucking Contest, plus a gallery of Remy Delaine, and a gallery of Jake Deckard. It was the first time I'd seen Remy Delaine in person, and man, he is the most adorable little muscle cub ever! He's the one on the left with Jake Deckard, and you'll see a whole series of them lifting each other's shirt foddling each other, also in the VIP Room. I believe he lives in Australia, so this was a rare appearance in San Francisco. I guess I will have to pay closer attention to Remy Delaine in Raging Stallion movies. SUGGESTED LINKS: VIP ROOM - JAKE DECKARD - REMY DELAINE - ST. JAMES INFIRMARY