A cute red-head with freckles and a beard became the new Mr. Muscle Bear Cub for 2008. I think his name is Michael (I was a bit tipsy...) and he was by far the audience favorite. Emcee Tom Orr, who is also a MuscleBearCub.com model, did an outstanding job rallying the crowd with his opening number written especially for this contest. It was a little tough getting contestants to be brave enough to get onstage, but five hot guys gathered the courage to be harassed by Tom, myself and Sister Bambi Dexterous. If I'm not mistaken, it was Bambi that coaxed the winning contestant to get up on stage. See kids, it pays to listen to the big, bad nuns! Each contestant was not only subjected to stripping off their shirts (and sometimes more!), but they were also given intellectual challenges. Tom demanded that each compose a Bear Haiku on the spot. Not an each task, but it gave us insight into their personalities. The tall, trim otter who was second runner started his Haiku with the phrase, "I like older men..." which actually had the correct number of syllables and sent an endearing message to us daddy types. However, the winning contestant clinched it with a line from his Haiku that included the phrase, "I like pancakes..." delivered with plenty of Southern charm. Wrap him up, I'll take him! Top left photo is Emcee Tom Orr showing his assets, with the Mr. Muscle Bear Cub 2008 at upper right. Below are the First and Second Runners Up, followed by group shots of the finalists and some random hotties in the audience. The entire photo set of 150 photos is now available for Lavender Lounge VIP Members in the Muscle Bear Cub section. MuscleBearCub.com is a dating site for guys who like younger, smaller hairy bear cubs. It's FREE to post your profile at Muscle Bear Cub along with up to 11 photos, join the Discussion Board and play with the free webcam video chat feature. PHOTOS OF MR. MUSCLE BEAR CUB CONTEST 2008 - MEET BEARS AND CUBS AT MUSCLE BEAR CUB

Just as he is about to pass on his crown to the next Raging Stallion Man of The Year next month, Steve Cruz announces that he is going to be directing for Falcon Studio's Mustang line. Interesting. And the day before this press release came out, I was talking to Jake Deckard about his idea to direct a movie with a 1970's theme. Just another reminder that gay porn is a very small, incestuous industry. Believe me, I wouldn't mind TWO movies in that vein coming out, I just hope I get to be a consultant on at least one of them. The late 70's was my heyday, I've still got costumes, props and maybe even a few braincells left from that era. Give me a call! Steve Cruz and Leif Gobo team up to direct for Mustang Studios. San Francisco, CA – August 25th, 2008 Falcon Entertainment announces today Steve Cruz and Leif Gobo will direct for the company’s Mustang line of films. Production on the team’s debut film "Blue Movie", an homage to porn flicks of the 70’s and early 80’s is set to film in late September. The film will be anchored by industry superstars Zak Spears, Dillon Buck, Nick Piston and CJ Madison. They will be joined by industry favorites Nick Moretti, Scott Campbell and newcomers Colton Steele and Adam Herst.

As an update to an earlier report about new Falcon exclusive Ty Colt, I made the assumption that Ty Colt was heterosexual when the Falcon press release announced he would appear on Falcon Str8 Men (as in Falcon Straight Men dot com. Falcon wrote back to correct me on that: Just thought you’d like to know – Ty Colt is not ‘straight’ as you’ve reported. Not sure where you got that. Since there is no indication that Ty Colt is HOMOsexual, I better not assume that either. (Ugh, these kids now days make everything so complicated!) When I asked if he would be "converting" the straight guys, this was the even more cryptic response from Falcon: "There has been zero guarantee that because someone appears on FalconStr8men that they are ‘straight’ – and CONVERT the straight guys?? You are reading more into this than need be. Nothing juicy to tell…he will first appear on Falcon Str8 Men where his guy-guy scenes will debut (and NO they aren’t just jerking off with a buddy scenes – they are full on guy-guy action) and he will eventually transition over to Falcon Studios." There's a chance I might get to interview Ty Colt, and I already know his response to the sexuality question. Just like Mark Dalton, Caesar, and numerous other gay-for-pay or fill-in-the-blank-for-pay porn stars, his response will be, "I'm sexual." Fine. He's cute, blond, buffed and so out of this world, he could be a Martian. Hurray for truth in advertising. Falcon Str8 Men - Falcon Studios

What, are you surprised? More importantly, raise your hand if you want to give foxy Fox Mulder a big hug and tell him everything is going to be alright. Who wants to see David Duchovny naked? I DO! I DO! For comic effect, David Duchovny has often dropped homo hints or fag flirted for laughs. But sex addicts search out sex where ever they can, so you gotta believe he played with a few boys before he hit rock bottom. At least, I Want To Believe. Who's ready for a nice cup of tea? (08-28) 18:51 PDT LOS ANGELES, (AP) -- David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction. In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family." The actor's publicist, Flo Grace, confirmed the rehab report, which first appeared on People.com. She and Stein both declined to elaborate further. Duchovny, 48, plays a sex-obsessed character on the Showtime series "Californication," which earned Emmy nominations for casting and cinematography. The show's second season begins Sept. 28. "All of us at Showtime wish David and his family the best during this very private time," the network said in a statement. The actor appeared in the film "The X Files: I Want to Believe" earlier this summer. He has been married to actress Tea Leoni since 1997. They have two children. GAY PORN MOVIE REFERENCES BY BEL AMI XL FILES 1 - XL FILES 2 - XL FILES 3

In last night's episode of Project Runway, the cutest gay boy on the show got booted off. When the season started, I spotted Keith as the hottest guy on the nearly all-gay roster of designers. 26, beefy, hairy, tats, facial hair, muscles. Yum. Bear cub city. But as the season wore on, he had no sense of humor, didn't mingle with the others, and his outfits sucked. The kicker was last night. He knew he was going down, went into panic mode, and his worked suffered. He hated his dress, and so did everyone else. He got really defensive, and at one point Blayne said, "He's getting a bit of a 'tude." He put a nail in his own coffin when he got bitchy with Miss Michael Kors and shot back at him for last week's diss, "It looks like a sad chicken." He got so bold he told Kors, "There's a difference between critique and insult." Well, Michael Kors was NOT having any of that, so Kubby Keith was out of there. I tried to get a good behind the scenes shot of Keith with no shirt, but the Bravo website has nothing. Five more years struggling in Utah, and his only option to get out will be to pose for BearFilms.com . I'll wait.

Jude Collin and Michael Von Steel did a scene for JakeCruise.com that looks incredibly hot! These two studs really seemed to click. Like Tracy and Hepburn, Gable and Lombard, Liz and Dick - and speaking of dicks... There are a couple of fine specimens here and they happen to be attached to a couple of great performers, who suck, kiss and put on a great show. Then they're joined by their special friend - that would be Jake Cruise himself - and you've never seen so much sucking in your life. There's even an attempt to get both dicks in the old man's mouth at once. After that, Jude and Michael enjoy a lively fuck fest and mutual j.o. scene. Needless to say, this is one movie with a happy ending. For Lavender Lounge VIP Members, I put a gallery of photos from this session in the Hunks section, but if you want to see the while shebang, go ahead and join JakeCruise.com. SAMPLE PHOTO GALLERY - ENTIRE SET AT JAKE CRUISE

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"Intervention" with Kristin Chenoweth The Tony-Award winning actress and star of "Pushing Daisies" sings about crystal meth. We've tried every kind of public service campaign to get gay men to stop using meth - clinical facts, hip graphic style posters, jive language, but the worst failures were the billboards that were supposed to show how drugs destroy your looks. (From a distance, the billboards looked like sexy gaunt underwear models with some paint smeared on their face.) Here's another approach - show tunes! Gays love show tunes! And strung-out hung over crackheads giving blowjobs for money especially love perky blond girls singing! Yeah, that'll work...

His name is Ty Colt (have they run out of names again?), he's blond, buffed, 19 and straight. Click the photo to see a little video of him jerking off. Gawd, I don't even remember being 19, but I think I was calling myself straight at the time, too. Falcon Studios announced today the signing of a new Exclusive model, Ty Colt. The 20-year old was recently discovered when a casting call went out for the company’s www.falconstr8men.com site and Ty responded within minutes of the announcement being posted. Ty will be the first Falcon Exclusive performer to initially appear on the Falcon Str8 Men site and eventually make a transition to DVD for Falcon Studios. "This guy has all the makings of a porn superstar, his cock was rock-hard from the minute his pants hit the floor until I called ‘that’s a wrap’," said Leif Gobo, Falcon’s Director of Videography. "He’s a natural and loves showing off for the camera – this is a very talented young man." Although Ty calls the midwest his home he has also spent a considerable amount of time living in Eastern Europe. His first trip to the West Coast was to film his debut scene for Falcon Str8 Men in San Francisco and while he took an instant liking to the city Falcon took an instant liking to him. "Ty’s pristine body, stunning good looks and natural sexiness are the very definition of what a Falcon Exclusive should be," commented Troy Prickett Falcon’s Director of Promotion. "Ty looks like he walked off the pages of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog – and when people see him in action his popularity will skyrocket." Ty Colt’s debut will be on-line at Falcon Str8 Men starting Friday, August 29th. Falcon Str8 Men - Falcon Studios

"Muscle Mountain" - a John Tegan Film for Jet Set Men CAST: Derec Stone, Marcus Steele, David Dakota, Patrick Bateman, Jeremy Bilding, Derek Diamond, Jason Pitt, Chris Thomas and Lucky Daniels Muscle Mountain stars Derec Stone as a mountain rancher who gets into a dispute with a rival rancher played by Lucky Daniels, a voyeuristic “jack rabbit” who spies on Derec’s handsome staff of seven hunky ranch hands and ends up getting a lot more than he bargained for in the process. Muscle Mountain marks the directorial debut of Jet Set Men’s own John Tegan, who also wrote the script, his third this year for Jet Set Men. Hung Country for Young Men and Jock Tease (co-written by Chris Steele) are the others. This is the first made-for-DVD appearance of both Derek Diamond and Jeremy Bilding. The wrap on Muscle Mountain comes just days before the September 1 release of Jet Set’s latest movie, Jock Tease, co-written by Tegan and Chris Steele, who also directed the movie, and a little over a month before the release of Steele’s pool-side sex flick SLIDE, also starring Derec Stone, Marcus Steele and David Dakota. Muscle Mountain is currently set to be released by Jet Set Men in November. QUICK QUOTES Director and Writer John Tegan: “I was thrilled to sit in the Director’s chair for the first time. While I was confident of my abilities, I was also happy to have Chris Steele’s guidance, Charles Stevens’ steady hand at the camera, and a terrific cast and crew, all of whom helped make it go smoothly.” Jet Set Head Honcho Chris Steele: “John has produced so many great movies for us over the past few years, including Big Dick Society and Ass Cruisin’ with Aaron James, that I knew he was ready to take the lead creative role and direct for the first time.” More nakedness after the jump. SEE MORE MUSCLE AT Jet Set Men

mr. Pam has become a legend in the gay porn industry. She is highly sought after for not only her skills with a video camera and editing, but her exuberance and contagious laugh make her so endearing that everyone just wants her around. As I reported last week, she's been hired by Michael Lucas to be his Creative Director, which requires a move from her hometown of San Francisco to New York. Though she had always been a freelancer, her main client before this was Naked Sword. Never known for missing an opportunity to throw a party, Naked Sword rented the Eagle patio on Saturday for a send-off barbecue. After I left Naked Sword in 2003, Mr. Pam got hired to shoot and edit the webcast show I helped start, which later became the Tim and Roma Show. The photos show that, even at her own party, she just can't put down that camera!

I attended the Trannyshack "Kiss-Off" party on Saturday, marking the end of the weekly show at the Stud. (There will still be more Trannyshack events, but they will be bigger and more spread out.) The entire three floors of the beautiful Regency Theater was just as jammed packed as a regular Tuesday night at the Stud, so obviously there is still support for Heklina and her mob. I tried to watch a few performances, but couldn't find a good sight line for more than a few minutes. As usual at these events, I get more joy out of walking around schmoozing the crowd, taking pictures and catching up with old friends. I got a few pictures and put them in the VIP Room under Paparazzi Pics, but I mostly went to have fun. I may have told this story before, but it's worth repeating. I knew Heklina before she was Heklina. She was dating Jason Mercier (now a famous artist) who was in a little band of club kids called Enrique. Jason and his partner-in-crime, D'Arcy, decided that Heklina should enter the Miss Uranus Pageant. Having never done drag at that point, they took him under their wings to manage his campaign - and they really campaigned to to win that title! They printed up flyers "Heklina For Miss Uranus", dressed him up in bad blue eye shadow and a red satin prom dress and paraded him around campaigning. I was sitting at Cafe Flore as the whistle-stop campaign swooped by. Heklina was a rather reluctant candidate but put on a shy smile and played along, shaking hands and kissing babies (or was it shaking babies and kissing hands...?) As the campaigners approached my table they handed me a can of creamed corn with Hekina's picture on it. I still have that can of creamed corn to this day. I think she lost the pageant, but the drag bug caught her, and the rest is history. The photo above represents one of Trannyshack's famous tshirt slogans, "I blacked out at Trannyshack!" The photo below is Heklina with the poster boy from the show, the ONE remaining cute guy in this town who HASN'T done porn. (It's only a matter of time... bartenders don't make that much money...) And the last photo is a famous number by Juanita Moore and Glamamore with their paper dresses that get destroyed at the end. It's worth joining the Lavender Lounge VIP Room to see the 750 pictures from the second-to-last Trannyshack show, already available the VIP Room.

CAPTION: "IT'S JUST ME, ISN'T IT? As Curbed said, "Best. Blog. Ever." It's Lovely! I'll Take It! is a collection of photos taken from actual real estate listing. Now, I admit I look at real estate listings the same way some people look at porn. It's a fantasy, it's naughty, and I shouldn't be wasting the time, but I am addicted. It amazes me how agents and sellers, especially with low end properties, spend so little effort making the listing look attractive to buyers. Misspellings, bad grammar, no real information, and plenty of inaccurate information. And the photos! Oh my god, what are they thinking? There are so many WTF? pictures on real estate listings that are funny on their own, but "It's Lovely! I'll Take It" adds the wit and sarcasm to make it even more absurd. Check it out.

There's a lot of buzz about the gay spoof "Another Gay Sequel" coming soon to a theater near you. It stars Jonah Blechman, Jake Mosser, Aaron Michael Davies, Jimmy Clabots, Euriamis Losada, Mario Lavandeira (aka Perez Hilton as himself), RuPaul, Scott Thompson, The Lady Bunny, Will Wikle (former housemate on Big Brother), Brandon Lim, Isaac Webster, Brent Corrigan as Stan the Merman, John Epperson, (aka Lypsynka) as Andy's Mom and Amanda Lepore as Transamerica Stewardess. It looks really funny and stupid. It will also be available through TLA Video. For you gay porn fans, be sure to take notice that the controversial Brent Corrigan plays a merman. (If you don't recall, he was the one who did porn movies for Cobra Studios while under age, then got tied up in the murder of Cobra Studios owner Brian Kocis when two competitors tried to steal him away. Apparently, Brent Corrigan is such a valuable commodity that Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes felt they needed to actually kill Kocis in order to steal twink star Brent Corrigan away. Their trial is still pending.) And you'll also notice that gay porn star daddy Colton Ford makes an appearance, too. ANOTHER GAY MOVIE was about getting laid for the first time. In true gay fashion, ANOTHER GAY SEQUEL: GAYS GONE WILD! is about who can get laid the most. ANOTHER GAY SEQUEL finds our heroes ANDY, NICO, JAROD and GRIFF reuniting at a gay resort in sunny Fort Lauderdale for Spring Break. They participate in a contest called 'Gays Gone Wild!' to determine who can attain the most "buttlove" over the course of the vacation. Between Wet Package contests, Evil Gay Fratboys, and genital crabs the size of kittens, it's a bumpy road to booty victory. But this time around, love proves to be the biggest conflict of all as the boys struggle to rectify just how casual sex fits into their lives.

"I don’t have a problem with gay porn. What’s wrong with gay porn? It allows people to encapsulate what their fantasies are. Is that so bad? I think Rodrigo had other issues that were far too severe, which is the reason he’s not with the agency anymore; I’m not going to go into depth about it, but he knows what they are. As far as him having a colorful past? Look, as long as you don’t sodomize children, this is the United States of America—the Fifth Amendment, Larry Flynt, yes! I see nothing wrong with gay porn." The self-proclaimed world's first supermodel, Janice Dickinson, to HX Magazine, on several of the models on her Oh! reality show having a history in gay porn. Returning to the show for another season is gay model J.P. Calderon, who of course once appeared on Survivor and has since come out. Last year's gay couple, Sean and Paul, were not invited back for a second season, and Rodrigo (who it turned out had a career in gay porn before joining the herd) is also MIA.

Not sure how I missed this the first time around, but it's from 2001 and it's classic funny shit! It stars Jack Plotnick as "Evie Harris", a self-centered washed-up diva who would be called a has-been if only she wasn't really a never-was. I recently came across this on YouTube. While the video site is filled with "best moments" clips and even brand-new GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS videos from the original production team, I liked this two-parter wherein comedian Dennis Hensley (seen as the stage hand in the actual film) plays Evie Harris' biggest fan who videotapes his meeting with the "star" as she takes him on a tour of the Hollywood Walk of Fame, searching for her star and dropping juicy tidbits about the various celebs she's run into over the years. Though I've never heard of Evie Harris or Jack Plotnick, he's known for the MisMatch Game performed infrequently at the Gay Lesbian Center in LA. It's a dirty spoof of the old Match Game, and Evie is one of the regular panelists. Looks like a ton of related videos on You Tube, too. Great way to waste a Saturday.

AWESOME! The Munsters were my favorite TV when I was a kid - and I watched them first run. (Yeah, I'm old.) There have already been movie remakes (more than one) and even re-makes of the TV show, but they never caught on. The reason the Munsters were successful in the first place was because it was so groundbreaking in 1964-65. A sitcom with an average American family of monsters? Shocking! You can't re-create that buzz because modern viewers are too jaded. The Munsters concept has been so overly exploited there's no medium left to exploit - except for porn. Enter Larry Flynt. Watch the clips, I think they're brilliant. BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — Hustler Video has launched the official website for its upcoming parody "This Ain’t the Munsters XXX." The website features trailers, a photo gallery that includes behind-the-scenes and black-and-white shots of the cast, a news and reviews section and a link to order the movie. "This Ain’t the Munsters XXX" stars Lee Stone as Herman, Roxy DeVille as Lily, Shawna Leneé as Marilyn, Trent Soluri as Eddie and Gavin Wells as Grandpa, with Jenna Haze, Whitney Stevens, Mick Blue, Evan Stone, Victoria Sin, Aiden Starr, Sammie Rhodes and Voodoo. It is set for a Sept. 30 release on DVD and Blu-ray. The DVD includes two bonus scenes featuring Jenna Haze and Roxy DeVille, a behind-the-scenes “making of” featurette, bloopers reel, director’s commentary and photo gallery. The Blu-ray disc also includes a black-and-white version of the movie. This Ain't The Munsters XXX

Last night I went to a screening party for, as Tim Gunn said, "the most fabulous show in the history of Project Runway". The challenge for the designers was to create outfits for a group of drag queens. The screening party was held at my friend Steven LeMay's vintage boutique Retro Fit. The invitation said that "a special guest from the show" would be in attendance. I assumed the special guest would be San Francisco native Chris March, and although he was involved, he was not the special guest. It turns out the special guest was Steven LeMay himself! Contractually sworn to secrecy since June, our own hometown boy (girl) was one of the models chosen along with a line-up of New York dragsters like Hedda Lettuce and Varla Jean Merman. Chris March tipped off Steven that there was a chance to be on the show, but he would have to get himself to New York and find his own place to stay for a week. (Otherwise, it would have been all local New York girls.) Steven signed a confidentiality agreement that prevented him from telling anyone he was on the show, but when the preview video (above) came out last week, the cat was out of the bag. The screening party was a great way to meet up with my old clubkid friends who were all in town for the big Trannyshack Kiss-Off show on Saturday. Besides Heklina, Jason Mercier, David Hawkins, Peaches Christ, we were treated to a visit from Justin Bond of Kiki and Herb (left). But back to Project Runway. The show WAS the most fabulous show in the history of Project Runway. The drag queen "models" were funny, the designs outrageous, and the judges, including Ru Paul, finally had something to sink their teeth into. Michael Kors got in a few memorable zingers like, "It looks like a sad chicken!" Even the normally staid and objective Tim Gunn got a little queeny when he told Blaine “It looks like a pterodactyl out of a gay Jurassic Park!” (It WAS a disaster - the collar collapsed on the runway. The only reason they keep him on the show is because they need someone zany.) One of the party guests commented that "tanorexic" Blaine-alicious looks like a troll doll (good call!) Peaches Christ spotted the winner right away, commenting on the attention to detail of Varla's "sailor-themed" jumpsuit and how it perfectly fit her personae, just as the judges proclaimed. Good eye, Peaches. Asked about his experience appearing on the show, Steven LeMay said they were basically treated like "cattle". A lot of hurry up and wait, and when the camera is on you, there's no re-takes. It's a reality show, so you better be able to shoot from the hip. He got his revenge, though. There was a pair of green shoes from the Blue Fly wall that would have gone perfect with his outfit, and though he tried them on three times (as if they were suddenly going to grow overnight...), the gold shoes in the picture were the ones he wore on the show. They miraculously found their way into his luggage and followed him home! The other shot of Steven with the dress on the rack was the dress he wore at the opening of the show. My next project for Project Runway is to propose challenge for the them to design new habits for the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Easter 2009 is our 30th anniversary, and this would be a great challenge for the show. RetroFitYourWorld.com

As you know, there is a house in a secret location inhabited by a group of very well-paid straight guys around college age that is set up for live webcast shows. Fratpad has become somewhat of a sensation, particularly after last week's outing of a couple college wrestlers. The wrestler scandal has died down now, so it's time to get back to business. The boys at the Fratpad decided to do a little jack off race to see who could cum first. To start, they all marched into the family room naked and hooting and hollering to get themselves worked up into a frenzy. They gathered around the TV showing videos of a girl with giant fake boobs and commenced to stroke their dicks. The guys at Fratpad are astoundingly hot and are not the least bit shy about jerking off in a room full of other straight guys. The video above runs about 8 minutes of raw amateur footage until the winner scoots up close to the hottest guy in the room and shoots his load on him. I won't give away the winner, but I will tell you it comes down to the two hottest guys in the Fratpad. I put a set of still photos from the Fratpad jack off race in the Lavender Lounge VIP Room. If you are VIP Member, just go to the Straight Guys Section. SEE MORE AT FRAT PAD OR FratMen.tv

Please welcome a new sponsor, Drake Rock, who runs two sites (Visit MalePerfection.net and RockHardJocks.com) featuring straight guys, jocks, frat men, bodybuilders, muscle, etc. You get the gist of it. The weird camera angles are kinda fun, but after a while they will get annoying. Let's hope they don't try too hard to be arty, but I also hope they let other models get away with leaving their chest hair intact as they did with Andrew Justice for Visit MalePerfection.net. Here's what they said about working with gay porn star Andrew Justice: The day of the shoot, the videographer asked Andrew, "Will you do anything I ask?" Andrew nodded, "Yes, anything." Brave man, considering the number of suggestions we could have made. We explained the mirror concept and told him how popular those videos are. The only question Andrew asked, "How should I start?" He ended up pushing it much future than the previous two guys did in their mirror videos. Much further! Normally we have the guys trim, and show up for the shoots with their faces clean shaven. When we booked Andrew Justice, we specifically told him to come as is, with all his hair in tact. Although it is nice having the guys hairless because it tends to show off all the ribbons of muscle the worked so hard to achieve, but sometimes it's better to see the guys more natural. Andrew was fun, no two ways about it. With playful biting sarcastic jabs, and the occasionally pause to tell a story in an attempt to gross us out, he just laid everything on the line. At one point we asked, "What do you do in real life?" - a question we tend to ask all of the guys. He looked at us with a "don't you know?" expression and stated matter-of-fact, "I have sex." He pulls no punches, and that's what we love about him. After a year-old sabbatical from the industry, Andrew Justice is marking his return with videos on Visit MalePerfection.net and RockHardJocks.com. Visit MalePerfection.net