A cute red-head with freckles and a beard became the new Mr. Muscle Bear Cub for 2008. I think his name is Michael (I was a bit tipsy...) and he was by far the audience favorite. Emcee Tom Orr, who is also a MuscleBearCub.com model, did an outstanding job rallying the crowd with his opening number written especially for this contest. It was a little tough getting contestants to be brave enough to get onstage, but five hot guys gathered the courage to be harassed by Tom, myself and Sister Bambi Dexterous. If I'm not mistaken, it was Bambi that coaxed the winning contestant to get up on stage. See kids, it pays to listen to the big, bad nuns! Each contestant was not only subjected to stripping off their shirts (and sometimes more!), but they were also given intellectual challenges. Tom demanded that each compose a Bear Haiku on the spot. Not an each task, but it gave us insight into their personalities. The tall, trim otter who was second runner started his Haiku with the phrase, "I like older men..." which actually had the correct number of syllables and sent an endearing message to us daddy types. However, the winning contestant clinched it with a line from his Haiku that included the phrase, "I like pancakes..." delivered with plenty of Southern charm. Wrap him up, I'll take him! Top left photo is Emcee Tom Orr showing his assets, with the Mr. Muscle Bear Cub 2008 at upper right. Below are the First and Second Runners Up, followed by group shots of the finalists and some random hotties in the audience. The entire photo set of 150 photos is now available for Lavender Lounge VIP Members in the Muscle Bear Cub section. MuscleBearCub.com is a dating site for guys who like younger, smaller hairy bear cubs. It's FREE to post your profile at Muscle Bear Cub along with up to 11 photos, join the Discussion Board and play with the free webcam video chat feature. PHOTOS OF MR. MUSCLE BEAR CUB CONTEST 2008 - MEET BEARS AND CUBS AT MUSCLE BEAR CUB

Just as he is about to pass on his crown to the next Raging Stallion Man of The Year next month, Steve Cruz announces that he is going to be directing for Falcon Studio's Mustang line. Interesting. And the day before this press release came out, I was talking to Jake Deckard about his idea to direct a movie with a 1970's theme. Just another reminder that gay porn is a very small, incestuous industry. Believe me, I wouldn't mind TWO movies in that vein coming out, I just hope I get to be a consultant on at least one of them. The late 70's was my heyday, I've still got costumes, props and maybe even a few braincells left from that era. Give me a call! Steve Cruz and Leif Gobo team up to direct for Mustang Studios. San Francisco, CA – August 25th, 2008 Falcon Entertainment announces today Steve Cruz and Leif Gobo will direct for the company’s Mustang line of films. Production on the team’s debut film "Blue Movie", an homage to porn flicks of the 70’s and early 80’s is set to film in late September. The film will be anchored by industry superstars Zak Spears, Dillon Buck, Nick Piston and CJ Madison. They will be joined by industry favorites Nick Moretti, Scott Campbell and newcomers Colton Steele and Adam Herst.

As an update to an earlier report about new Falcon exclusive Ty Colt, I made the assumption that Ty Colt was heterosexual when the Falcon press release announced he would appear on Falcon Str8 Men (as in Falcon Straight Men dot com. Falcon wrote back to correct me on that: Just thought you’d like to know – Ty Colt is not ‘straight’ as you’ve reported. Not sure where you got that. Since there is no indication that Ty Colt is HOMOsexual, I better not assume that either. (Ugh, these kids now days make everything so complicated!) When I asked if he would be "converting" the straight guys, this was the even more cryptic response from Falcon: "There has been zero guarantee that because someone appears on FalconStr8men that they are ‘straight’ – and CONVERT the straight guys?? You are reading more into this than need be. Nothing juicy to tell…he will first appear on Falcon Str8 Men where his guy-guy scenes will debut (and NO they aren’t just jerking off with a buddy scenes – they are full on guy-guy action) and he will eventually transition over to Falcon Studios." There's a chance I might get to interview Ty Colt, and I already know his response to the sexuality question. Just like Mark Dalton, Caesar, and numerous other gay-for-pay or fill-in-the-blank-for-pay porn stars, his response will be, "I'm sexual." Fine. He's cute, blond, buffed and so out of this world, he could be a Martian. Hurray for truth in advertising. Falcon Str8 Men - Falcon Studios

What, are you surprised? More importantly, raise your hand if you want to give foxy Fox Mulder a big hug and tell him everything is going to be alright. Who wants to see David Duchovny naked? I DO! I DO! For comic effect, David Duchovny has often dropped homo hints or fag flirted for laughs. But sex addicts search out sex where ever they can, so you gotta believe he played with a few boys before he hit rock bottom. At least, I Want To Believe. Who's ready for a nice cup of tea? (08-28) 18:51 PDT LOS ANGELES, (AP) -- David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction. In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family." The actor's publicist, Flo Grace, confirmed the rehab report, which first appeared on People.com. She and Stein both declined to elaborate further. Duchovny, 48, plays a sex-obsessed character on the Showtime series "Californication," which earned Emmy nominations for casting and cinematography. The show's second season begins Sept. 28. "All of us at Showtime wish David and his family the best during this very private time," the network said in a statement. The actor appeared in the film "The X Files: I Want to Believe" earlier this summer. He has been married to actress Tea Leoni since 1997. They have two children. GAY PORN MOVIE REFERENCES BY BEL AMI XL FILES 1 - XL FILES 2 - XL FILES 3

In last night's episode of Project Runway, the cutest gay boy on the show got booted off. When the season started, I spotted Keith as the hottest guy on the nearly all-gay roster of designers. 26, beefy, hairy, tats, facial hair, muscles. Yum. Bear cub city. But as the season wore on, he had no sense of humor, didn't mingle with the others, and his outfits sucked. The kicker was last night. He knew he was going down, went into panic mode, and his worked suffered. He hated his dress, and so did everyone else. He got really defensive, and at one point Blayne said, "He's getting a bit of a 'tude." He put a nail in his own coffin when he got bitchy with Miss Michael Kors and shot back at him for last week's diss, "It looks like a sad chicken." He got so bold he told Kors, "There's a difference between critique and insult." Well, Michael Kors was NOT having any of that, so Kubby Keith was out of there. I tried to get a good behind the scenes shot of Keith with no shirt, but the Bravo website has nothing. Five more years struggling in Utah, and his only option to get out will be to pose for BearFilms.com . I'll wait.

Jude Collin and Michael Von Steel did a scene for JakeCruise.com that looks incredibly hot! These two studs really seemed to click. Like Tracy and Hepburn, Gable and Lombard, Liz and Dick - and speaking of dicks... There are a couple of fine specimens here and they happen to be attached to a couple of great performers, who suck, kiss and put on a great show. Then they're joined by their special friend - that would be Jake Cruise himself - and you've never seen so much sucking in your life. There's even an attempt to get both dicks in the old man's mouth at once. After that, Jude and Michael enjoy a lively fuck fest and mutual j.o. scene. Needless to say, this is one movie with a happy ending. For Lavender Lounge VIP Members, I put a gallery of photos from this session in the Hunks section, but if you want to see the while shebang, go ahead and join JakeCruise.com. SAMPLE PHOTO GALLERY - ENTIRE SET AT JAKE CRUISE

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"Intervention" with Kristin Chenoweth The Tony-Award winning actress and star of "Pushing Daisies" sings about crystal meth. We've tried every kind of public service campaign to get gay men to stop using meth - clinical facts, hip graphic style posters, jive language, but the worst failures were the billboards that were supposed to show how drugs destroy your looks. (From a distance, the billboards looked like sexy gaunt underwear models with some paint smeared on their face.) Here's another approach - show tunes! Gays love show tunes! And strung-out hung over crackheads giving blowjobs for money especially love perky blond girls singing! Yeah, that'll work...

His name is Ty Colt (have they run out of names again?), he's blond, buffed, 19 and straight. Click the photo to see a little video of him jerking off. Gawd, I don't even remember being 19, but I think I was calling myself straight at the time, too. Falcon Studios announced today the signing of a new Exclusive model, Ty Colt. The 20-year old was recently discovered when a casting call went out for the company’s www.falconstr8men.com site and Ty responded within minutes of the announcement being posted. Ty will be the first Falcon Exclusive performer to initially appear on the Falcon Str8 Men site and eventually make a transition to DVD for Falcon Studios. "This guy has all the makings of a porn superstar, his cock was rock-hard from the minute his pants hit the floor until I called ‘that’s a wrap’," said Leif Gobo, Falcon’s Director of Videography. "He’s a natural and loves showing off for the camera – this is a very talented young man." Although Ty calls the midwest his home he has also spent a considerable amount of time living in Eastern Europe. His first trip to the West Coast was to film his debut scene for Falcon Str8 Men in San Francisco and while he took an instant liking to the city Falcon took an instant liking to him. "Ty’s pristine body, stunning good looks and natural sexiness are the very definition of what a Falcon Exclusive should be," commented Troy Prickett Falcon’s Director of Promotion. "Ty looks like he walked off the pages of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog – and when people see him in action his popularity will skyrocket." Ty Colt’s debut will be on-line at Falcon Str8 Men starting Friday, August 29th. Falcon Str8 Men - Falcon Studios

"Muscle Mountain" - a John Tegan Film for Jet Set Men CAST: Derec Stone, Marcus Steele, David Dakota, Patrick Bateman, Jeremy Bilding, Derek Diamond, Jason Pitt, Chris Thomas and Lucky Daniels Muscle Mountain stars Derec Stone as a mountain rancher who gets into a dispute with a rival rancher played by Lucky Daniels, a voyeuristic “jack rabbit” who spies on Derec’s handsome staff of seven hunky ranch hands and ends up getting a lot more than he bargained for in the process. Muscle Mountain marks the directorial debut of Jet Set Men’s own John Tegan, who also wrote the script, his third this year for Jet Set Men. Hung Country for Young Men and Jock Tease (co-written by Chris Steele) are the others. This is the first made-for-DVD appearance of both Derek Diamond and Jeremy Bilding. The wrap on Muscle Mountain comes just days before the September 1 release of Jet Set’s latest movie, Jock Tease, co-written by Tegan and Chris Steele, who also directed the movie, and a little over a month before the release of Steele’s pool-side sex flick SLIDE, also starring Derec Stone, Marcus Steele and David Dakota. Muscle Mountain is currently set to be released by Jet Set Men in November. QUICK QUOTES Director and Writer John Tegan: “I was thrilled to sit in the Director’s chair for the first time. While I was confident of my abilities, I was also happy to have Chris Steele’s guidance, Charles Stevens’ steady hand at the camera, and a terrific cast and crew, all of whom helped make it go smoothly.” Jet Set Head Honcho Chris Steele: “John has produced so many great movies for us over the past few years, including Big Dick Society and Ass Cruisin’ with Aaron James, that I knew he was ready to take the lead creative role and direct for the first time.” More nakedness after the jump. SEE MORE MUSCLE AT Jet Set Men