Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal's response to the President's speech the other night was one of the most bizarre, poorly conceived political ideas in a long time - and the fact that everyone on the internet agrees that Jindal sounds exactly like Kenneth from "30 Rock."

Click to watch The Jack McBrayer Response To The Internet Response To The Republican Response To The President's Address To Congress (after the commercials of course).  

On last night's test show, Jimmy Fallon talked exclusively to Jack McBrayer (who plays Kenneth) about the supposed similarities.

Another cha-ching for Tina Fey. She nailed Sarah Palin, and now the Republican party's latest golden boy fell right into her lap. Doesn't that guy have handlers to give him advice - or tell him when to shut up?

“Stunning” is probably the first word that comes to mind when I see Mitchell Rock. The face. The body. The cock. The ass. It’s all pretty much perfection. He’s pretty intimidating in person though. I definitely wouldn’t want to piss off Mitchell. The shoot started out a little slow, but as soon as I put a mirror in front of him, Mitchell came to life. He was so into watching himself in the mirror. Mitchell is a total exhibitionist and he put on amazing show. I about shot my wad when Mitchell started to show off his asshole and then finger banged himself.

A lot of horny bastards have been writing to Hot House to say about how two Hot House guys make their dicks hard and get them off every time: Derrek Diamond  and Kyle King. A lot of you have asked to see these two young hunks in a scene together - so here you go! We put these two versatile, hung studs on set and they couldn't keep their cocks in their pants! You won't be able to keep your hands off yours when you watch this explosive scene, live now exclusively in the Hot House Backroom! Click the link to watch a sample video from their scene, but to see the whole scene, you've got to get a membership to the Hot House Backroom - it's NOT going to be on DVD! It's a Backroom Exclusive.

And if you like redheads, then you already know about Blu Kennedy. He's the hottest redhead in gay porn right now. And if you've noticed, Blu Kennedy has really hit the gym hard lately! He's grown into a big, beefy muscle man.

A full body massage turns into a steamy body-worship session between Tristan Phoenix and Blu Kennedy. The temptation of rubbing his hands all over Blu's creamy white skin and big bubble butt prove too much for Tristan to handle. Blu rolls over to reveal a giant hard on, giving Tristan the green light to get busy on his fat cock. Grab your dick and get in on all the cock-sucking, reverse cowboy action, live now exclusively in the Hot House Backroom!

Andy and Bill, of BigMuscle.com and BigMuscleBear.com, are two guys who changed the world. Pretty much every sexually active gay man in the world has a profile on one of their sites. And in many cases, it was the first and only online profile many of their customers ever created. And when Big Muscle throws a party... look out. The hottest guys outside of porn (as well as every pornstar wannabe in the world) shows up shirtless ready for action. I've have tons of photos of past parties in the Lavender Lounge VIP Room.

I first met them at an adult industry convention in Las Vegas and couldn't believe when they told me they generate income on the sites by donation! That was completely unheard of in the porn world.

Andy and Bill are also really big supporters of charities. Anytime there is a mention of a Sister related event, they pull out their wallets big time.

Congratulations to  Big Muscle on it's 10th Anniversary!

Palm Springs, Calif. — AB Software LLC,  BigMuscle.com, the popular free on-line gay community, celebrates its 10th anniversary.  To celebrate the 10 year anniversary, the nearly 20,000 subscribers of BigMuscle.com will be eligible to be featured on BigMuscle.com’s front page.  A “featured profile” contest will be announced in the coming weeks.

“The 10th anniversary called for us to show member appreciation and give our logo an update.  In addition, as we move through 2009,  several new website features will be launched,” said Bill Sanderson, co-owner.

BigMuscle.com has been a free service since its inception, and it preceded the days of social networking.   “When I created BigMuscle.com, it was a simple application to allow men to compare body types and gym results,” stated Andrew J. Wysocki co-owner.  

“I never imagined the community that would evolve from a simple website that I developed back in 1991.   I am proud to provide gym-minded gay men with a social communication tool for friends when traveling across town or to the other side of the globe.  Our users have found life partners and even a few have married.  Our users tell us they use BigMuscle.com to stay connected to their social network of friends, and to meet new people with similar interests.  BigMuscle.com is distinguished by its niche community of physically fit gay men.  It is also different from other adult community websites since BigMuscle.com does not charge fees for access.  Instead, the website is supported by users and a small amount of paid banner advertising.”

AB Software LLC also promotes LGBT issues by providing free Public Service Advertisement banners space to LGBT non-profits.  We also sponsor several team events that promote healthy social interaction such as Gay Softball teams in Los Angeles, California and Phoenix, Arizona.   Our annual BigMuscle.com charity party held in San Francisco on last weekend in September has raised over $32,000 dollars to date for the Aids Emergency Fund of San Francisco.  

In 1994, award-winning film reviewer Onan the Vulgarian decided to inaugurate his own gay porn awards, based on the films he reviewed over the course of the calendar year. He called them the Hard Choice Awards.

As Onan wrote then and has written every year since, "It’s that time of year when everyone with something to say puts it in a list. Here’s my list. No fanfare, no shindig, no porn stars, no statuettes. No lifetime achievement awards, no drag queens, no envelopes, no acceptance speeches. Just the year’s best in all-male porno. Guaranteed to keep you
hard."

This year marks Onan's 20th anniversary reviewing gay porn. Sometime in 2009 he will write his 5,000th review. And the Hard Choice Awards turn 15. Although they may not get the attention of other porn awards, the Hard Choice Awards are the second-oldest continuously running gay porn awards. Other publications and organizations have their own awards, but unlike those others, the Hard Choice Awards are determined by a single
person who has actually watched every film submitted for review.

The winners are chosen in conjunction with reviewer Harley Shadow. All gay adult films released in 2008 and reviewed in XX-Factor were eligible for consideration.

Onan says, "The Hard Choice Awards are equal opportunity. Whether domestic or foreign, major studio or little guy, if a film deserves merit, it will get noticed. When I watch a film, I listen to the dialog and the music. I pay attention to the lighting, continuity, editing and
camerawork. I try to figure out what the director is trying to achieve and how well (s)he achieved it. If something floors me, I may create an award category for it on the spot — even if I never use that category again."


Performer of the Year
Logan McCree
Runners-up: Dean Flynn, Tommy Lima, Erik Rhodes, Max Schutler

Best Film - USA
To the Last Man, Raging Stallion Studios
Runners-up: Ass Cruisin', Jet Set; Folsom Prison, Titan Media; Return to Fire Island, Lucas Entertainment; Winter Heat, Falcon Studios

Best Director — USA
Chris Ward, Ben Leon and Tony Dimarco, To the Last Man, Raging Stallion Studios
Hon. Mention: Chris Steele, Ass Cruisin', Jet Set; Brian Mills, Folsom Prison, Titan Media; Joe Gage, Home Invasion, Titan Media; John Bruno, Winter Heat, Falcon Studios

VIEW THE COMPLETE LIST AFTER THE JUMP

I got my bike stolen last night. My mailbox was vandalized on Sunday. The entire side of my house got covered in graffiti over Christmas. Why do I still live in San Francisco?

I'm NOT going back to my hometown of Detroit, either, and here's why. I checked Craig's List for the Detroit area and spotted this listing where for $90,000 (less than the downpayment of my house) you can buy 53 houses! And that price is negotiable, too. For the price of one month's rent in San Francisco you can own a piece of property in an urban area of Detroit. The buildings are beyond repair and need to be torn down, there's probably no other inhabitants or businesses with miles, and not much chance of that situation changing. Any one of them looks just like the houses in the neighborhoods I grew up.

GREAT HOUSE SALE OF 2009

"have a bulk sale of 53 houses willing to sell at a good bundle rate here are some that are featured. for sale in the bundle bundle price $90000. avg $1850 each . cash out payment plan (10-25% down owner finance )unless willing to do land contract. you can call me Charles at 313-544-8351 for a showing or JUST DRIVE BY AND CALL Have pictures also will sell individually 12047 cloverlawn 2 flat $5000 neog. 12037 roselawn single family brick 4 bedrooms $3000 neog. 20190 HELEN 2 BEDROOM CLOSE TO MOVE IN CONDITION $7500 best neog ."

Today I am featuring two young bodybuilders from MuscleHunks.com that look strikingly similar. Can't wait for the government's stimulus package to kick in before you spend money on gay porn? I think these two will give you enough to stimulate your package!

Eastern European Junior Bodybuilding Champion Anatoly Demidov (above left) is the newest model to sign with MuscleHunks.com. While MuscleHunks.com is specialized on renowned male bodybuilders and appealing male fitness models, "Anatoly Demitov is a truly rare find," says Rich O., head photographer and president of MuscleHunks.com.

"We had the impression that Anatoly Demidov was a rather innocent farm boy, who does not really know much about teasing, stripping, or muscle worship. We were extremely wrong." says Rich O. With a face like a Caravaggio angel, a body like a champion, and a performance like an erotic hypnotist, Anatoly Demidov is a worthy addition to the world's largest muscle studio.

22 year old Anatoly is 5'11" tall and brings a beefy 235 pounds to the scale. And that's with low body fat! He does not just impress with his looks and breath-taking muscle size, but also with his sexual solo performance. His attitude in front of the camera redefines muscle worship. In these HARD times everybody will enjoy this young, big, and pumped STIMULUS PACKAGE!

The second side of beef from MuscleHunks.com is a vouyeristic fantasy come true. Join us as we spy on beefy muscle man Rocky Remington! Over looking the beach from his posh hotel, Rocky (above right) tries to scope the scene of the nude beach below. It's getting late and he has to get up early tomorrow for a photo shoot. No time to hang out, but just the thought of all those people watching him walk around nude in the hot sun gets Rocky all worked up and he has no choice but to follow his urges.

If you are a Lavender Lounge VIP Member you can see a nice sample package of both muscle guys in the HUNKS section, or you can join MuscleHunks.com to see them in their full glory.

Once again, Lavender Lounge is a Media Sponsor of the GayVN Awards. The image above is the ad I will be running the show program.

The GayVN Awards will occur March 28 at the Castro Theater in San Francisco. The awards show is open to the public and tickets are available at GayVNAwards.com. If you haven't heard, the hosts of the show include Margaret Cho, Janice Dickinson, "Ugly Betty"'s Alec Mapa, and Greg the Gay Sportscaster from Energy 92.7 FM. It'll be a fun show even if you don't know the names of all the latest porn pups.

Bear Films held auditions for the next bear porn star on the last night of IBR 2009.

The Eagle Beer Bust during IBR is traditionally the biggest Beer Bust of the year, but this year the rain put a damper on the festivities. Sister Barbi dug up some portable awnings at the last minute and the hearty bears still showed up in force despite the rain.

The Bear Films auditions went on as planned, but moved it indoors. Four contestants competed, and though none of them fit the usual Bears Films type, they each had their own charms. In fact, I believe I was right all along that younger, smaller bears are really the fetish to exploit to the bear porn buying public. Chubby bears, which made up the majority of the casting in earlier Bear Films movies, are a separate niche from muscle bears, polar bears, cubs, otters, etc., but I believe the public likes cubs best. That's why I created a dating site to find younger, smaller bears called MuscleBearCub.com.

Lavender Lounge VIP Members can see the raunchy auditions for the next Bear Films porn stars in the Paparazzi Pics section. If you are not a VIP Member yet, join now.

There will no doubt be a disco remix of this available within 3.2 minutes.