Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal's response to the President's speech the other night was one of the most bizarre, poorly conceived political ideas in a long time - and the fact that everyone on the internet agrees that Jindal sounds exactly like Kenneth from "30 Rock."

Click to watch The Jack McBrayer Response To The Internet Response To The Republican Response To The President's Address To Congress (after the commercials of course).  

On last night's test show, Jimmy Fallon talked exclusively to Jack McBrayer (who plays Kenneth) about the supposed similarities.

Another cha-ching for Tina Fey. She nailed Sarah Palin, and now the Republican party's latest golden boy fell right into her lap. Doesn't that guy have handlers to give him advice - or tell him when to shut up?

“Stunning” is probably the first word that comes to mind when I see Mitchell Rock. The face. The body. The cock. The ass. It’s all pretty much perfection. He’s pretty intimidating in person though. I definitely wouldn’t want to piss off Mitchell. The shoot started out a little slow, but as soon as I put a mirror in front of him, Mitchell came to life. He was so into watching himself in the mirror. Mitchell is a total exhibitionist and he put on amazing show. I about shot my wad when Mitchell started to show off his asshole and then finger banged himself.

A lot of horny bastards have been writing to Hot House to say about how two Hot House guys make their dicks hard and get them off every time: Derrek Diamond  and Kyle King. A lot of you have asked to see these two young hunks in a scene together - so here you go! We put these two versatile, hung studs on set and they couldn't keep their cocks in their pants! You won't be able to keep your hands off yours when you watch this explosive scene, live now exclusively in the Hot House Backroom! Click the link to watch a sample video from their scene, but to see the whole scene, you've got to get a membership to the Hot House Backroom - it's NOT going to be on DVD! It's a Backroom Exclusive.

And if you like redheads, then you already know about Blu Kennedy. He's the hottest redhead in gay porn right now. And if you've noticed, Blu Kennedy has really hit the gym hard lately! He's grown into a big, beefy muscle man.

A full body massage turns into a steamy body-worship session between Tristan Phoenix and Blu Kennedy. The temptation of rubbing his hands all over Blu's creamy white skin and big bubble butt prove too much for Tristan to handle. Blu rolls over to reveal a giant hard on, giving Tristan the green light to get busy on his fat cock. Grab your dick and get in on all the cock-sucking, reverse cowboy action, live now exclusively in the Hot House Backroom!

Andy and Bill, of BigMuscle.com and BigMuscleBear.com, are two guys who changed the world. Pretty much every sexually active gay man in the world has a profile on one of their sites. And in many cases, it was the first and only online profile many of their customers ever created. And when Big Muscle throws a party... look out. The hottest guys outside of porn (as well as every pornstar wannabe in the world) shows up shirtless ready for action. I've have tons of photos of past parties in the Lavender Lounge VIP Room.

I first met them at an adult industry convention in Las Vegas and couldn't believe when they told me they generate income on the sites by donation! That was completely unheard of in the porn world.

Andy and Bill are also really big supporters of charities. Anytime there is a mention of a Sister related event, they pull out their wallets big time.

Congratulations to  Big Muscle on it's 10th Anniversary!

Palm Springs, Calif. — AB Software LLC,  BigMuscle.com, the popular free on-line gay community, celebrates its 10th anniversary.  To celebrate the 10 year anniversary, the nearly 20,000 subscribers of BigMuscle.com will be eligible to be featured on BigMuscle.com’s front page.  A “featured profile” contest will be announced in the coming weeks.

“The 10th anniversary called for us to show member appreciation and give our logo an update.  In addition, as we move through 2009,  several new website features will be launched,” said Bill Sanderson, co-owner.

BigMuscle.com has been a free service since its inception, and it preceded the days of social networking.   “When I created BigMuscle.com, it was a simple application to allow men to compare body types and gym results,” stated Andrew J. Wysocki co-owner.  

“I never imagined the community that would evolve from a simple website that I developed back in 1991.   I am proud to provide gym-minded gay men with a social communication tool for friends when traveling across town or to the other side of the globe.  Our users have found life partners and even a few have married.  Our users tell us they use BigMuscle.com to stay connected to their social network of friends, and to meet new people with similar interests.  BigMuscle.com is distinguished by its niche community of physically fit gay men.  It is also different from other adult community websites since BigMuscle.com does not charge fees for access.  Instead, the website is supported by users and a small amount of paid banner advertising.”

AB Software LLC also promotes LGBT issues by providing free Public Service Advertisement banners space to LGBT non-profits.  We also sponsor several team events that promote healthy social interaction such as Gay Softball teams in Los Angeles, California and Phoenix, Arizona.   Our annual BigMuscle.com charity party held in San Francisco on last weekend in September has raised over $32,000 dollars to date for the Aids Emergency Fund of San Francisco.  

In 1994, award-winning film reviewer Onan the Vulgarian decided to inaugurate his own gay porn awards, based on the films he reviewed over the course of the calendar year. He called them the Hard Choice Awards.

As Onan wrote then and has written every year since, "It’s that time of year when everyone with something to say puts it in a list. Here’s my list. No fanfare, no shindig, no porn stars, no statuettes. No lifetime achievement awards, no drag queens, no envelopes, no acceptance speeches. Just the year’s best in all-male porno. Guaranteed to keep you
hard."

This year marks Onan's 20th anniversary reviewing gay porn. Sometime in 2009 he will write his 5,000th review. And the Hard Choice Awards turn 15. Although they may not get the attention of other porn awards, the Hard Choice Awards are the second-oldest continuously running gay porn awards. Other publications and organizations have their own awards, but unlike those others, the Hard Choice Awards are determined by a single
person who has actually watched every film submitted for review.

The winners are chosen in conjunction with reviewer Harley Shadow. All gay adult films released in 2008 and reviewed in XX-Factor were eligible for consideration.

Onan says, "The Hard Choice Awards are equal opportunity. Whether domestic or foreign, major studio or little guy, if a film deserves merit, it will get noticed. When I watch a film, I listen to the dialog and the music. I pay attention to the lighting, continuity, editing and
camerawork. I try to figure out what the director is trying to achieve and how well (s)he achieved it. If something floors me, I may create an award category for it on the spot — even if I never use that category again."


Performer of the Year
Logan McCree
Runners-up: Dean Flynn, Tommy Lima, Erik Rhodes, Max Schutler

Best Film - USA
To the Last Man, Raging Stallion Studios
Runners-up: Ass Cruisin', Jet Set; Folsom Prison, Titan Media; Return to Fire Island, Lucas Entertainment; Winter Heat, Falcon Studios

Best Director — USA
Chris Ward, Ben Leon and Tony Dimarco, To the Last Man, Raging Stallion Studios
Hon. Mention: Chris Steele, Ass Cruisin', Jet Set; Brian Mills, Folsom Prison, Titan Media; Joe Gage, Home Invasion, Titan Media; John Bruno, Winter Heat, Falcon Studios

VIEW THE COMPLETE LIST AFTER THE JUMP

I got my bike stolen last night. My mailbox was vandalized on Sunday. The entire side of my house got covered in graffiti over Christmas. Why do I still live in San Francisco?

I'm NOT going back to my hometown of Detroit, either, and here's why. I checked Craig's List for the Detroit area and spotted this listing where for $90,000 (less than the downpayment of my house) you can buy 53 houses! And that price is negotiable, too. For the price of one month's rent in San Francisco you can own a piece of property in an urban area of Detroit. The buildings are beyond repair and need to be torn down, there's probably no other inhabitants or businesses with miles, and not much chance of that situation changing. Any one of them looks just like the houses in the neighborhoods I grew up.

GREAT HOUSE SALE OF 2009

"have a bulk sale of 53 houses willing to sell at a good bundle rate here are some that are featured. for sale in the bundle bundle price $90000. avg $1850 each . cash out payment plan (10-25% down owner finance )unless willing to do land contract. you can call me Charles at 313-544-8351 for a showing or JUST DRIVE BY AND CALL Have pictures also will sell individually 12047 cloverlawn 2 flat $5000 neog. 12037 roselawn single family brick 4 bedrooms $3000 neog. 20190 HELEN 2 BEDROOM CLOSE TO MOVE IN CONDITION $7500 best neog ."

Today I am featuring two young bodybuilders from MuscleHunks.com that look strikingly similar. Can't wait for the government's stimulus package to kick in before you spend money on gay porn? I think these two will give you enough to stimulate your package!

Eastern European Junior Bodybuilding Champion Anatoly Demidov (above left) is the newest model to sign with MuscleHunks.com. While MuscleHunks.com is specialized on renowned male bodybuilders and appealing male fitness models, "Anatoly Demitov is a truly rare find," says Rich O., head photographer and president of MuscleHunks.com.

"We had the impression that Anatoly Demidov was a rather innocent farm boy, who does not really know much about teasing, stripping, or muscle worship. We were extremely wrong." says Rich O. With a face like a Caravaggio angel, a body like a champion, and a performance like an erotic hypnotist, Anatoly Demidov is a worthy addition to the world's largest muscle studio.

22 year old Anatoly is 5'11" tall and brings a beefy 235 pounds to the scale. And that's with low body fat! He does not just impress with his looks and breath-taking muscle size, but also with his sexual solo performance. His attitude in front of the camera redefines muscle worship. In these HARD times everybody will enjoy this young, big, and pumped STIMULUS PACKAGE!

The second side of beef from MuscleHunks.com is a vouyeristic fantasy come true. Join us as we spy on beefy muscle man Rocky Remington! Over looking the beach from his posh hotel, Rocky (above right) tries to scope the scene of the nude beach below. It's getting late and he has to get up early tomorrow for a photo shoot. No time to hang out, but just the thought of all those people watching him walk around nude in the hot sun gets Rocky all worked up and he has no choice but to follow his urges.

If you are a Lavender Lounge VIP Member you can see a nice sample package of both muscle guys in the HUNKS section, or you can join MuscleHunks.com to see them in their full glory.

Once again, Lavender Lounge is a Media Sponsor of the GayVN Awards. The image above is the ad I will be running the show program.

The GayVN Awards will occur March 28 at the Castro Theater in San Francisco. The awards show is open to the public and tickets are available at GayVNAwards.com. If you haven't heard, the hosts of the show include Margaret Cho, Janice Dickinson, "Ugly Betty"'s Alec Mapa, and Greg the Gay Sportscaster from Energy 92.7 FM. It'll be a fun show even if you don't know the names of all the latest porn pups.

Bear Films held auditions for the next bear porn star on the last night of IBR 2009.

The Eagle Beer Bust during IBR is traditionally the biggest Beer Bust of the year, but this year the rain put a damper on the festivities. Sister Barbi dug up some portable awnings at the last minute and the hearty bears still showed up in force despite the rain.

The Bear Films auditions went on as planned, but moved it indoors. Four contestants competed, and though none of them fit the usual Bears Films type, they each had their own charms. In fact, I believe I was right all along that younger, smaller bears are really the fetish to exploit to the bear porn buying public. Chubby bears, which made up the majority of the casting in earlier Bear Films movies, are a separate niche from muscle bears, polar bears, cubs, otters, etc., but I believe the public likes cubs best. That's why I created a dating site to find younger, smaller bears called MuscleBearCub.com.

Lavender Lounge VIP Members can see the raunchy auditions for the next Bear Films porn stars in the Paparazzi Pics section. If you are not a VIP Member yet, join now.

There will no doubt be a disco remix of this available within 3.2 minutes.

John Karr send me this photo with the caption, "Hello, I must be going." It's an obscure reference to something literary, I'm sure.

The idea of sucking one's own cock is something every male has tried at least once. Even straight guys try it, because if you suck YOUR OWN cock, well, that's not really gay, right?

Self sucking has been in the news recently, too. In an episode of Nip/Tuck, a yoga instructor came in to the plastic surgeons asking for a penis reduction. When asked why, the limber hottie explained that he's learned to bend far enough to suck his own dick, and now he can't stop! When they got him into surgery, they found he had a huge dick with "Namaste" tattooed on his giant cock. For a laugh, the new biker-chick anesthesiologist decided to take pictures of it with her iPhone. Later, a minor character douchebag tried to learn how to suck himself and ended up breaking his back when he fell off the bed! Funny shit!

Take a look at these little sample self-sucking videos, but Gay Video Cafe actually has a whole section devoted to Auto Fellatio / Self Sucking movies available online. For as little as $3.99 for 15 minutes, you can see movies of guys who can put their own dick in their mouth.

So, go ahead and lay down on your back, throw your legs over your head, inhale, pull your erect cock as close to your mouth as you can and try to put it in your mouth.

Give up yet? Watch the videos instead, stupid. With that beergut, you're lucky you can see your cock, yet alone suck it!



Self-Sucking Auto Fellatio Gallery 1
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UPDATE: From John Karr: "literary reference, indeed--a ditty sung by a Chico Marx (of the Marx brothers) impersonator making his entrance in the movie, The Man Who Came to Dinner. nonsensical, to announce your arrival by announcing your departure.
very entertaining bit of blogging. a bit of mid day selfsuck is so diverting."

When you live like a queen...

An array of treasures from Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch ranging from Michael Jackson's iconic white-jeweled glove to the grandiose entry gates to Neverland Ranch are up for sale in a tour de force auction boasting more than 2,000 items in a live auction conducted by Julien's Auctions. Beginning with a highlights tour to major cities worldwide, Julien's Auctions will host a 7 day museum quality exhibition at 9900 Wilshire adjacent to The Beverly Hilton open to the public on Tuesday April 14th through Monday April 20th, the auction begins on Tuesday, April 21st and runs through Saturday April 25th.

This monumental five-day auction to be conducted by Julien's Auctions April 21st-25th, 2009 at 9900 Wilshire Boulevard adjacent to the legendary Beverly Hilton Hotel, offers an astounding array of Fine & Decorative Art items, paintings and life size bronze and marble sculptures to Memorabilia from the Life & Career of Michael Jackson. The auction also includes Amusements, Arcade Games & Disneyana, Entertainment Memorabilia and Garden Statuary Furniture from the personal collection of Michael Jackson with a portion of the proceeds benefiting MusiCares®, a charity of The Recording Academy®. Auction Network will broadcast the auction live on national television and stream video of the auction online providing fans all over the world a front row seat to watch and bid in real time on the items up for sale.

Here are a few of the items available at the auction, including the stretch Rolls Royce, the actual steel gates in front of Neverland, and the golf cart with Michael as Peter Pan painted on the hood. You can order the entire limited edition five-volume set of items on the block. The catalog alone costs $500.

Sure looks a lot like the Liberace Museum...

On Friday the 13th, The Sisters hosted Bear Bingo as part of International Bear Rendezvous (IBR) in San Francisco. Bear Bingo is traditionally voted as the best event of IBR every year because it's such wacky fun - with gambling. Well, the gambling alone is a natural draw, but the bears' real motivation to come to San Francisco is to get laid, so they show up randy. Bingo usually digresses to some form of moderate nudity and implied sex, but it's all just for fun.

I shot over 200 pictures at Bear Bingo and divided them into two sections. Photos featuring The Sisters are available for FREE at SisterZsaZsa.com if you like drag nuns (and clown fucking). If you like to see manly, hairy, beefy men, I put my bear oriented photos in the Lavender Lounge VIP Room under the section Paparazzi Pics.

I recently discovered and interesting website, Homopunk.com. The name alone inspired me to add some banners on Lavender Lounge. The site is kinda goofy, but I like to playfulness and inventiveness of Homopunk, plus the guys are very sexy, skinny French boys always posed in wacky outfits. As soon as I saw their style, it reminded me of how I envisioned I would create my own style of movies - but never did.

I'm not sure what "spaghettis" has to do with the month of February, but I'm sure the French gay male population is falling on the floor laughing.

The well-hung gentleman above is named Joga, and I put a sample gallery of photos in the Lavender Lounge VIP Room in the PUNKS section. But to see more of him, get yourself a membership to HOMO PUNK. If you buy a membership, we promise to feed that poor, scrawny, stick-with-a-giant-pole. Might even feed him some "spaghettis"...

I do not understand Japanese pop culture. Just look at that video above and try to explain to me what the fuck is the purpose of that video...

Who would have thought that Billy Herrington, muscular American gay porn star from the 90s can becomes popular internet meme among Japanese folks? He has even been made into a Japanese action figure! Billy Herrington has also become an internet meme among the Japanese community after a clip from one of his videos ‘Workout’ was posted on Nico Nico Douga, a Japanese video sharing website. Over 3000 parody videos of him have been made, many of which utilizes deliberate mishearings of his lines in the porn flick. He is affectionately called “Big Brother” among the Nico Nico Douga community, and most of his videos are deliberately tagged with “Forest Fairy”, “Philosophy” or both.

Billy Herrington seems to have acknowledged this internet fame, and was a guest at an event hosted by Nico Nico Douga and Garage kit makers Figma and Good Smile Company.

From Wikipedia: Billy Herrington (born July 14, 1969, Long Island, New York) is a bisexual American actor best known for his work in gay pornography.

Herrington began his erotic career when a friend surreptitiously submitted his nude pictures to Playgirl magazine. The photographs won him a "Real Men of the Month" contest and a $500 prize. His appearance in the magazine caught the eye of famed photographer Jim French but it would be two years before Herrington would shoot his first Colt calendars for French.

Soon after that he would be shooting hardcore gay pornography for All Worlds Video. Herrington became one of the more well-known gay porn stars of the late 1990s, even appearing on mainstream talk-show "Ricki Lake."

A very rare music video from the late Klaus Nomi, one of the most unique performers in show business. He had a very short but influential career in the late 70's and inspired many new wave and punk acts as well as David Bowie. He was one of the first AIDS victims. A documentary of his career is now available titled "Nomi Song". Get it!

Klaus Nomi, was a German countertenor noted for his wide vocal range and an unusual, otherworldly, elven stage persona.

Nomi was known for his bizarrely theatrical live performances, heavy make-up, unusual costumes, and a highly stylized signature hairdo which flaunted a receding hairline. His songs were equally unusual, ranging from synthesizer-laden interpretations of classical music opera to covers of 1960s pop standards like Chubby Checker's "The Twist" and Lou Christie's "Lightnin' Strikes". He is perhaps best remembered by the general public as being one of David Bowie's backing singers during a 1979 performance on Saturday Night Live.[1]

Nomi was one of the first celebrities to contract AIDS. He died in 1983 at the age of 39 as a result of complications from the disease.

Cole Ryan is dreamy! Sleepy eyes, hairy chest, and cute bubble butt, he's always a treat to watch. Check out the video above he did for Massive Studio back in 2006. I just want to wrap him up and take him home!

Here's what Massive director John Bruno said:

Cole Ryan has been around the porn scene for a few years now. He’s extremely nice and down to earth and that makes him even that much hotter. He’s a total Man Boy with a gigantic sexual libido. And he’s a major pre-cummer. That’s always an extra treat when you are going down on a guy. Cole was in town recently and I didn’t have a place or studio to shoot him in so I improvised and used my garage. It worked in pinch. Cole thought it was kind of hot because we were shooting porn in my garage while my neighbors where about 20 feet away washing their car.

FREE GALLERY OF COLE RYAN - MEMBERSHIP TO MASSIVE STUDIO

Tonight starts bear weekend in San Francisco, specifically IBR, International Bear Rendezvous. Large, furry men will be descending on our fair City so keep your legs crossed girls (boys).

Last weekend was a friend's birthday, so I decided to bake him a cake using the bear baking pans I've had laying around for who knows how many years. At first I was really disappointed that they didn't look right, but as soon as I got them to the bar, people started taking pictures and squealing, "Oh, it's Pooh Bear!" Mission accomplished.

So if you are in the mood for bear meat, sign up for a FREE membership to MuscleBearCub.com. It's a dating site for bears, cubs, muscle bears, hairy guys, and everyone who loves them. And check out the Muscle Bear Cub section of the Lavender Lounge VIP Room.

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Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

 

What, this is news? I've purchased dozens of these things over the years!

John Rutherford's first movie after buying COLT Studio was called "Reloaded". They took classic photos of COLT men from 30 or more years ago and re-staged them. It was a clever film technique, but you horny bastards don't care about art, you just want FREE PORN! Okay, so here you go.

Click the photos of hairy muscle boy Lane Fuller and blond beefcake daddy Chase Hunter to find a gallery of free video clips from "Reload". Then click further and buy something from COLT's huge inventory of classic gay porn.



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