

I am titling this blog entry "Halloween 2009 Part One" because it's my long standing tradition to dress up for Halloween several times during the Halloween season and there will probably be lots more amazing pictures to come. With that in mind, I decided at the last minute to save my good costume for next week and pulled out an alternate outfit instead. (I actually have plenty of costumes on hand that have never been seen before. ) It was a purple and silver vinyl Judy Jetson mini dress with a spikey wig that was black on one side and silver on the other. I called it "An 80's Version of a 50's Sci Fi Movie".
Last night was a private party at Steve and Ed's house. They're two nice boys who happen to be witches and they invited their coven to celebrate All Hallows Eve (a week early). The plan was to start early and then march down to the Castro as a group, which was fun.
The boyfriend had been in Sister habit all day, then went home, washed it all off, then put on a completely different face for the evening. He went as the gay character from Mad Men, Salvator Romano, but did Sal as a zombie. (He loves being a zombie.)
Last year for Halloween I went as a 70's porn star and stuck a sock in my pants. It was pretty obvious it was a sock in my pants, and I even told people it was a sock in my pants. With that said, it still amazes me how shallow gay men are! I got groped and fondled more I ever have in my entire life - and it was a fake penis! So this year I decided to go all the way. I spent $80 on a leather harness to hold a strap-on dildo. The mini dress I wore flared out on it's own so you didn't even know there was a 9 inch hard cock underneath it, at least to the naked eye.
Part of my choice to wear a strap-on dildo under a dress was to conduct a social experiment. I have this theory that when it comes to big dicks, gay men have X-ray vision. Cock hounds can spot a big dick from across a crowded room, and if they are real size queens, it doesn't even matter what's attached to a big dick. The grossest looking guys with big dicks will always get more action than a cute guy with a small dick. I intend to prove my theory with this costume.
Sure enough, the first guy to notice me in costume crossing 18th and Castro said, "Hey, what's under that dress, baby?" My point was proven in the first five minutes, but it got better as the night went on. After a few drinks at the party, I introduced myself to the cutest guy there. Not only was he the cutest guy at the party, he also had a sexy French accent. In no time at all I had him sucking my rubber cock like a champ! To prove it was not a fluke, I let him do it a second time! I couldn't believe it! In normal circumstances, if I tried chatting up that hot French guy, he would have made small talk for just long enough to be polite and all the while looking over my shoulder for his chance to escape. But when you add a big dick to the mix, the whole situation changes.
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