Have you ever thought to yourself, "My kitchen is just not gay enough!" Well, here are four different suggestions to make your kitchen even gayer.

Have you ever thought to yourself, "My porn collection is just not gay enough!" Well, it's time you did something about that.

Who can turn the world on with her smile? Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? Well it's you girl, and you should know it With each glance and every little movement you show it Love is all around, no need to waste it You can have a town, why don't you take it You're gonna make it after all You're gonna make it after all How will you make it on your own? This world is awfully big, girl this time you're all alone But it's time you started living It's time you let someone else do some giving Love is all around, no need to waste it You can have a town, why don't you take it You're gonna make it after all You're gonna make it after all

PORN IS ALL AROUND YOU

I have seen the future, and someday we will all have wood grain refrigerators, we'll wear velvet pant suits, and bubbles on our heads. And in the very near future we will all have VIP Memberships to Lavender Lounge...

I know you're looking at the cute naked blond guy, but if you read the text of this vintage ad for Apple Computers (the Apple II, to be exact), it's pretty profound. It was for an essay contest asking people to write in with suggestions of what could be done with an Apple II. They listed "graphics/music, entertainment, home, business, education, scientific, and industrial(?)" as possible categories your 1,000 word essay would be judged. The deadline was March 31, 1980 (!) and the winner would receive a two week trip to Hawaii.

I wonder if anyone had any idea how much gay porn has been produced on Apple computers over the years? Perhaps the cute naked blond guy was the inspiration! Fast forward to the upcoming release of the Apple iPad in a few weeks. It's nothing but a giant iPhone without the phone. At first I thought the iPad had potential for a nice, cheap alternative to a laptop computer, but as it turns out, that's won't be the case. The iPad won't play Flash video (which is pretty much the format for everything in porn) and there's no slot for DVD's and no input plug for peripherals. That leaves hooking up with men on Grindr as the only practical use for an iPad. A single, very expensive use.

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Another video clip from Justin Bond's Valentine's Day Show at the Castro Theater. In this clip he talks about Global Warming - "I don't give a shit."

I agree with him when he makes the point, if you're worried about your children's future, quit having so many babies!

Oh lordy, I did NOT need to see Andy in ripped underwear. However, you need to see it.

Now you can't un-see it.

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Going back to the early 1960's, a lot of boys wanted to play with Barbi. She was the coolest toy with all the most fabulous accessories, but the parents wouldn't allow it. Instead, they bought GI Joe dolls to help their fey little guy butch it up a bit. GI Joe not only had tons of weapons of mass destruction as accessories, but he had a tightly packed set of muscles for the boys to create their own little fantasy scenarios, as evidenced by the worshipful look in that picture.

Is Hasbro responsible for a generation of boys growing up with a confused attraction to both the glamor of Barbi and GI Joe's muscles?

Oh, whatever, it's just a doll, don't read too much into it!

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How many times do I have to tell you that chuches exploit the weak and  desperate? This is the second Xtian album I've run across (without even trying) called Jesus Use Me. People are just begging to be exploited.

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