July 19, 2005

Lazy Bear Weekend: Bear Haikus

One of my traditions at Lazy Bear Weekend is to arrive early at Russian River Resort (Triple R), have breakfast and reserve a table in the shade. Spending the whole day in the sun drinking beer requires that I have (1) a chair and (2) shade, so it's necessary for me to get there early to beat the crowds.

A few years ago, I'm not sure how, but I came up the idea to write Bear Haikus to pass the time until the party started. At that time it was Kitty, Cedar, Cabana Boy and I that wrote some brilliant 5-7-5 Japanese poetry. This year, even with a different crew, we got just as excited and amuzed by writing our little Haikus. We even recruited passers-by to contribute, so some of the selections below may be a little off, due to drunkeness and unfamiliarity with the genre.

Hope you enjoy our Lazy Bear Weekend Bear Haikus, and don't forget to visit the VIP Room at Lavender Lounge to view over 650 pictures from Lazy Bear 2005. By the way, I also have hundreds of photos from Lazy Bear Weekend 2004 and Lazy Bear Weekend 2003. Plenty of hairy chests, muscles, facial hair, and moustaches - with Japanese poety to boot!

Mary Ralph, Wilma,
Zsa Zsa, Lily, Uma Gawd.
Writing Bear Haikus.

Ursus, Hers, and Us -
Bears all: "Run Goldilocks!"
Blond curls, purse, bones - YUCK!

Bitch tits and gristle
Testosterone overload.
Fur flying all over.

Moustache lined rim hole.
Sparkling spit shined hole.
Swallowed the dick whole.

Where is the honey?
Did I sleep though Lazy Bear?
Hibernation sucks.

Deep voices, muscles.
Butch guys, hairy chests and beards.
Underneath: chiffon.

Who knew? Persued, how?
From small town, east forward west.
To discover, Wow!

Hot urinal piss slit
Hairy cocks and manly thighs
As I wait to pee.

Zsa Zsa sits in glee.
Watching, watching, now
Cute guys, camera.

Teenage training bra.
"Momma, when will 'ma tits grow?"
Impatient thirteen.

Stoli for breakfast.
How Patsy and Edina.
"Bubbles, draw my bath."

Bears, otters, wolves, cubs.
Fabulous fur frolicking.
Fun, sun, everyone.

Hot bare chested men
Big hot daddy, set me free!
Cock-blocked yet again.

Basking in the sun,
Watching an endless parade.
Joy Joy Joy Joy Joy Joy Joy.

Downtown on Main Street
South Park's best plastic surgeon:
Tom's Rhinoplasty.

Older, mature silent.
Dominating, caring, hairy,
Protective, moustache, forceful.

Hoochie mama cock.
Did you think I'd wait for you?
Go to Hell, motherfucker!

Keys - money - passport!
Eddie can't get out the door.
Time for another pour.

Wilma says, "Do this!"
I oblige her, willingly.
We enjoy the fruit.

Rhinoplasty love.
A fetish of its own.
Moustache rides sold.

"Fuck you, fucking fuck!"
"No, fuck YOU, you fucking fuck!"
"You hooker fucker!"

Daylight into night.
We desire to suck long dongs.
Drink cum - no spitting!

In a sea of men
Desire is ever heavy.
I manifest joy.

Fifties posing straps.
Lavender Lounge: Porn Different.
Muscle Bear Cubs, too!

I love my Sistas,
Living goddesses divine,
One, one, one in love.

If the smell goes sour,
The flies are sure to follow.
Mary Ralph's ass stanks!

Old ladies we are,
talking dresses, hats and shoes.
Drink tea, write haikus.

Flat top, crewcut, butch,
Bouffant, backcomb, tease, curlers.
But loads of back hair - ew!

Hot guy flirts with me.
Expectations are raised high.
Here comes his boyfriend!

Oh Lord, bitches loose
tongues flapping.
Jaws yapping, yap!
Banter continues.

Sometimes I wonder
where I am, do I fit in.
Bah! Bitch, you're it!

Mary is a whore.
Lily is into witchcraft.
Uma is a slut.
(or) Zsa Zsa makes porn.

I don't need to say
anything. You wank
creepy sexy dude.

The sun shifts
setting sweating
the boys shift.

Life is good
with bears
celebrating good life.

The Sisters superb
in all their splendid glory
for all to be awed.

Some like it hotter
hopefully its a scorcher.
Lick my asshole bitch.

Sucking dick shortly
would make my mouth happy.
Where's that hard dick now?

Your sex party for all
guys you tricked with that month
I'll be only one.

Now sit on my face.
send me into outer space.
There's no better place.

Second day, still more
boys, bears, hot, smokin'
Try no distraction.

He's in the bathroom
Wondering where to get off.
Cum stains on panties.

Warm beer, trunks throbbin'
Follow me, just shower stage.
More love on my shorts.

Beer, music, dancing.
Get me hot and bothered - fuck me
Now without any doubt.

Lazy Bear Weekend
Drug of choice for bears and cubs,
Pot cookies and beer.

His hair's in my teeth,
His finger's in my butthole,
What a fucking ride!

Thighs like Sequoias.
Arms like a fucking monster,
Pecs like mounds of rock.

Posted by lavenderlounge at 5:25 PM

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