December 28, 2005

Ricky Martin Speedos Out of the Closet

Ricky Martin (r) has yet to officially come out of the closet, but how much more proof do you need? He's been photographed with a boyfriend, and it's pretty common knowledge around South Florida that he's gay. Now these pictures come out of Ricky Martin frollicking on the beach in St. Bart's, and looking absolutely de-lish in a Speedo. But who does he choose to spend his holiday beach time with? A couple of chubby girls and an incredibly handsome Ricky Martin clone. Tell me, what good-looking, rich, famous, straight guy goes to the beach with a group of fat girls? And what good-looking, rich, famous, straight guy goes to the beach with a group of fat girls and does jazzercise with and equally good-looking buffed guy?

Rumors have been flying about the identity of Ricky Martin's beach escort. Some say it's his personal trainer, others say it's Ricky Martin's half brother Eric Martin, who also happens to be a personal trainer. But, if a guy looks that good in a Speedo, he doesn't need a name, does he?

If winter storms are getting to you, and you are longing for a way to see more buffed guys frollicking on a beach, Falcon has a new gay porn movie called "Beefcake" featuring even more Ricky Martin clones:

"Watching Falcon Exclusive Ethan Kage in an alfresco shower are Arpad and Falcon Exclusive Erik Rhodes. They take his lathering as an open invitation for an unforgettable three-way. Insatiable Tyler Hill (l) offers his ass to Falcon Exclusive Derrick Vinyard and Tony Cecelli to round things out in the explosive finale.

Also starring Falcon Exclusives Erik Rhodes, Ethan Kage, Derrick Vinyard, and Roman Heart. Also starring Arpad Miklos, Tony Mecelli, Jed Willcox and Robert Van Damme."

Oh, if only we could include Ricky Martin and his unidentified beach escort/personal trainer in one of those scenes from "Beefcake"... now THAT would be La Vida Loca.

Posted by lavenderlounge at 2:14 PM

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