September 27, 2006
Screech Porno - Saved By The Smell
Dustin Diamond, the actor who played Screech on "Saved By The Bell", allegedly videotaped a sex scene with two women that got "leaked" to a producer known for distributing celebrity sex tapes.
According to the NY Daily News, "word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a 'Dirty Sanchez'."
What is a "Dirty Sanchez"? Despite the fact that the term has been used on Howard Stern 10 times a day for years and years, I had to look it up:
a dirty sanchez is when after having anal sex the giver pull us his penis and rubs it on the upper lip of the receiver's face
Screech - anal sex - facial cum - I think I threw up a little.
Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2." He also made an appearance on Howard Stern to raise money to save his home from foreclosure, wherein he revealed that he has a 10' cock.
Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.
"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells the Daily News, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."
We've seen Elizabeth Berkley naked in "Showgirls", "Zack" Mark-Paul Gosselaar's in drag (see below) and his naked ass on "NYPD Blue", and just last week we got treated to "Slader" Mario Lopez naked on "Nip/Tuck". Call it keeping up the other "Saved By The Bell" kids, or just plain desperation. If you thought an actor couldn't sink lower than "Saved By The Bell" (or the spin-off show, for goddess sakes!), think again.
Screech does porn - can't wait for that. But finally, someone edited together all the hottest scenes of Slader and Zack and put it together as a Brokeback Mountain parody. Saves me the trouble of waiting for the good parts on Saturday mornings.
Posted by lavenderlounge at 10:05 AM
Comments
Post a comment
Thanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. (sign out)
(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)
