November 20, 2006

Lavender Lounge Interview With Nick Piston

I had just come from a Hot House shoot featuring porn god Robert Van Damme, got my picture taken with his massive nakedness, then found myself on a couch with ultra-yummy Nick Piston. He spread a towel on the couch before flopping down next to me because he was bare-assed under a long rubber apron. Needless to say, I was tongue-tied by his beefy, tatooed studliness. Overcome by the testosterone in the air, here I am, a babbling nerd, trying to ask brilliant, probing questions. I hardly heard a word he said. I got a few tidbits of his background, but rather than struggle, I resorted to my prepared "funny" questions, which revealed as much as I needed to know about Nick Piston.

Nick Piston got his start in porn while dating Steve Cannon, a porn icon from the 1990's. (Steve Cannon was the winged creature of unearthly beauty in Titan's Fallen Angel.) His first movies were for "Closed Set" and "Prowl 3" from MSR.

He's been a Hot House exclusive for two years, and has "no sexual inhibitions", either on video or in his personal life.

And speaking of his personal life, Nick Piston recently opened a business that caters to exotic birds - sales, supplies, grooming and boarding birds. His favorite breeds are Palm Cocatu and the Hyacinth Macaw.

At this point, I got so flustered, I went straight to the multiple choice questions.

Lavender Lounge: Chocolate or Vanilla?
Nick Piston: Vanilla. (I'm surprised he would want ANYTHING vanilla...)
LL: Top or Bottom?
NP: Yes, please.
LL: Playboy or Hustler?
NP: Hustler.
LL: "Top Chef" or "Project Runway"?
NP: "Project Runway".
LL: Mac or PC?
NP: Mac.
LL: Wendy's or In-N-Out Burger?
NP: In-N-Out.
LL: Brad Pitt or Jude Law?
NP: Jude Law (after some hesitation)
LL: Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?
NP: Neither, oh alright. Matt Damon.
LL: Okay, this one is going to be a toughie. Roma or Chi Chi?
NP: "Chi Chi! She's the mother of us all."
(Too bad he didn't pick Roma. I guess he'll never get any zits removed from any of his Hot House photos anymore!)
LL: Bears or Twinks?
NP: BEARS! Pheh! (As in, how could you even ask...)
LL: Favorite vacation spot?
NP: Hawaii.
LL: Favorite bar?
NP: "I don't drink, but I guess the Chicago Eagle."
LL: Favorite designer?
NP: Helmut Lang.
LL: 1959 Cadillac or 2007 Prius?
NP: '59 Cadillac.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is Nick Piston. Watch for a new Hot House feature starring Nick Piston in the yet unnamed mechanic themed movie.

Posted by lavenderlounge at 7:37 PM

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