January 24, 2007
Bret Wolfe Meets Britney Spears
Okay, I'm trying to NOT laugh, but I had to share this story with you. Porn star Bret Wolfe; GayVN Performer of the Year and the man who introduced the term "power bottom" to Howard Stern, recently got a chance to meet his idol, Britney Spears. The scene described on his My Space blog sounds more like it came from a 12 year old girl than a hot guy sporting 8 uncut inches.
Bret says: "It was just another day at work at Hamburger Mary's when out of nowhere flashbulbs and commotion where happening outside. I first thought that filming was going on outside, normal for LA, but I quickly realized it was paparazzi. At that moment, in my soul, I knew, it was her. As I was dawning on that conclusion she walked in. It all really happened so fast. As coworkers pushed the paparazzi onto the patio and others took menus to her and her two companions, I started to cry. I turned away so she would not see the crazy bliss in my eyes. I turned to my coworker and said that I was taking that table; he knew that there was no question. I quickly went to the back of the restaurant behind closed doors and started to gather myself. Coworkers, who know my love for her, came into the back to make sure that I was ok. Shaken but ok…I headed to the table." To be continued.
I can't wait for Part Two! Did Bret Wolfe pack up her leftover French Fries in a Ziplock bag and to take home? Or did he accompany Britney on her shopping trip to Trashy Lingerie?
By the way, Lavender Lounge Blog has a My Space profile, too, so please sign up as my friend!
Posted by lavenderlounge at 8:25 AM
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