February 13, 2007
COLT Basics Jockstraps
I should know better, but I once again momentarily got sucked into believing "Hey, that COLT underwear might look good on me." But, come on, these are COLT guys. They look good in anything and the less the better. If there was 20 years and 20 pounds less of me, I might try a pair, but I still wouldn't look like Adam Champ and Darin Hawk wearing the COLT Basics Jockstraps in the photo.
But then again, I felt the same way when COLT sent me a sample jock strap last year. I gave it to Retardo, and he LOVES them. He especially likes to wear his COLT underwear when he's in drag (go figure). So maybe if they send me a new pair, I will actually wear them. You gotta wear SOMEthing, and I can get up on my soapbox with Tyra Banks defending my fat ass.
They come in black, white or red in small, medium and large (and I hope they are referring to "basket size").
Posted by lavenderlounge at 5:13 PM
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