April 30, 2007
"Gaytanamo" Trailer
Dark Alley Media has released Gaytanamo to pay per view on Naked Sword. Take a look at the trailer for this controversial "dark comedy" and judge for yourself. Click the banner to watch the trailer, then click here for pay per view and only pay for "the good parts". Gaytanamo stars Owen Hawk, Matthias Von Fistenberg, Jason Tyler, Dominik Rider, Dan Fox, and Sebastian Cruz.
You can also look at an interview with Dark Alley Media's Owen Hawk and Mattias von Fistenberg from the Tim and Roma Show.
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Cruising Jake Cruise
In all honesty, the whole straight boy thing doesn't really do it for me. The suspension of disbelief seems to be endless in the gay community where we actually believe that the guy with a raging hard-on, getting fisted is actually heterosexual. You may not be gay, but if you're getting off on being fucked by men – you ain't straight either. And if you're not in to it, well, it really isn't too hot.
With that being said, I've been getting in to supposedly straight boys on screen lately. The reason is I recently discovered Jake Cruise. Late, I know, but I never really looked for the muscley, jock types, and I still don't. But I'm way, WAY, in to Jake himself. Everything that's been written about him seems to focus on the fact that he's middle aged and has a slight weight issue but still gets to score with hunky looking guys. I would say the main reason is that Jake himself is a fucking babe. He's got the cutest smile, big puppy eyes and a fatherly demeanor. Of course he gets to experiment with the bi-curious crowd. He makes them feel secure. Jake does a site on straight boys having sex with girls aimed towards gay men called "Straight Guys For Gay Eyes" but that line couldn't interest me less. 
What gets my rocks off is when Jake enters the movies himself as he tends to do on the original site, "JakeCruise.com".
Jake himself has said in interviews that he doesn't give a shit about if guys are straight or not. So I guess I don't have to get an imaginary girlfriend to cruise Mr. Cruise. I do however need to start going to the gym and shave off my beard and body hair if the guys on "JakeCruise.com" is any indication on what this hot daddy likes. Would you have me then, Jake?
By Tom Ass
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Gay Subplot in "The Tudors"
Have you been watching "The Tudors" on Showtime? It's Showtime's homoerotic re-telling of Henry VIII - The Early Years. Jonathan Rhys Meyers, currently in rehab and desperately trying to quelch gay rumors, gives every role he plays and every fashion photo he's in a homoerotic spin. His role in "Velvet Goldmine" was tre-gay, even his bad lipsynching in the TV version of "Elvis" was forgiven because he was so damn sexy. But it's pretty obvious that the producers of "The Tudors" made a concious choice to produce the show as softcore porn, with a decidedly gay bent to boot. The first paragraph of every TV scribe's review points out the casting of a trim, athletic Henry VIII rather than the fat, bearded Henry depicted in historical renderings we're accustomed to. Why? Because Showtime wanted a new softcore pornographic show with more class than "Beverly Hills Bodello" (or maybe because Charles Laughton wasn't available...).
They use every excuse to get JRM shirtless, which is fine with me, he's delicious. Gay.com's Marc Breindel says, "But to see the totally ripped young royal take off his shirt to wrestle the hunky king of France, or to be measured for a new suit, or to get a shave, or to chomp voraciously on a juicy pomegranate while cute men-in-waiting dress him -- basically whenever he can find a chance to show off his smooth, sculpted Abercrombie & Fitch chest -- almost makes you forget HBO's "The Sopranos" and "Rome." If college history classes were this exciting, gay freshmen would line up to study the British monarchs forward and backward." Last night, after coming back from a late movie, I looked at the DVR listings and I did choose " The Tudors" over "The Sopranos" because, hey, it was after midnight, I had a few drinks...
Besides Jonathan Rhys Meyers, my heart also went aflutter over Henry Cavill, who plays Charles Brandon, another one of the king's Abercombie boys-in-waiting. Brandon is a wreckless playboy who secretly marries the king's sister, banishing them both from "court" (aka the royal VIP Room). My heart will be broken if this shaved head, scruffy-bearded, hairy-chested stud has to sit out the rest of the season. Some cleaver queens have thankfully posted Henry Cavill's hottest scene (below). Now tell me this ISN'T softcore porn!
But last night's episode caught me totally by surprise by starting a gay subplot. William Compton, played by Kris Holden-Reid, (who also played gay in the movie "Touch of Pink") is the blond, curly haired jousting-buddy of the king. The past few episodes featured short segments of a squirrely little court musician, Thomas Tallis, (played by Joe van Moyland) that seemed out of context at the time. Turns out they were just fore-shadowing a scene where knightly William Compton seduces the young, gangly composer as he plays his organ. All it took was "the look" from Compton, and I KNEW where it was going. It resulted in a very extended male/male kiss that not only made my jaw drop, but I had to, ahem, adjust myself (it was well past midnight...). Dissolve to post-coital scene with Compton asleep next to Tallis writing music in bed. Hot, but oh, if only it were historically true! (see video below)
The producers probably had "gay seduction scene" on a checklist before the script was written, and just needed to pick which historic characters to plug in. A quick Google search of William Compton shows, "Sir William Compton as Groom of the Stool, the gentleman in charge of the King’s personal toilet and Privy Purse". The coveted title "Groom of the Stool" was created by Henry VII, which is the person who is would the most intimate with the king. In other words, he's probably the one in charge of wiping the king's ass! Bingo, we have our gay character!
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April 26, 2007
"Mirage" Trailer from Raging Stallion
The DVD for Raging Stallion's "Mirage" arrived today. It's the sequel to their biggest hit, "Arabesque", so it also has a Middle Eastern flavor. The DVD was wrapped in burlap, with the production notes in a scroll and an ink pen in the shape of a golden Egytian statue (or "ushabti"). Aparently, a golden ushabti plays into the plot, where grave robbers get robbed (or something), but it naturally all leads to sex somehow.
"Mirage" is a big-budget action adventure epic filmed in Hawaii, Palm Springs, and "the most lavish sets ever created" (except maybe D.W. Griffith's "Intolerance" that inspired the design of the Kodak Center in Hollywood...). It also boasts "real planes, real guns, huge cocks, and eager holes!"
Okay, well, maybe just one plane...
I've been hearing about this movie since my lunch date with Jake Deckard back in February. The first 3,000 copies have already sold out BEFORE the actual release date, so there is going to be a lot of talk about it. I can't wait to watch it, sounds like it's going to be great. The guys in the photos are all hairy, muscley, and yummy. "Mirage" stars Jake Deckard, Huessein, Max Schutler, Steve Cruz, Dirk Jaeger, Marc LaSalle, Rambo, Mattiew Paris, Dominic Pacifico, Justin Christopher, Tommy Blade, Tamas Esterhazy, and Collin O'Neal.
The softcore trailer is above, but it might not be there for long. YouTube is notorious for deleting anything resembling porn, but the hardcore trailer is available at MirageTheVideo.com. Or buy the 2 disc DVD of "Mirage" from Raging Stallion's website.
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April 25, 2007
Director Kevin Smith on Bear Bait
Film director Kevin "Silent Bob" Smith discusses a recent comic convention he attended in San Francisco that was right across the street from International Bear Rendevous. He discusses gay "bears" and (erroneously) declares that guys who love bears are called "cubs". (Close, but no cigar.) It's a pretty funny take on the bear phenomenon from a straight man's perspective who would be described as a bear himself.
Kevin Smith also tells the story of a bear-looking co-worker named Malcolm who's boyfriend is so cute, "I'd fuck him!" (see photo). Smith claims he didn't know Malcolm was gay. Oh, please.
Besides acting in the various "Jay and Silent Bob" atrocities, Kevin Smith is best known as wunderkid director of "Clerks", "Dogma" and "Jersey Girl". He is also listed as Executive Producer of an unknown film called, "Small Town Gay Bar".
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AMG Brasil’s Pecado Might Test God’s Patience
PARAÍSO (Portuguese) noun. 1. Paradise. 2. A state of unbridled ecstasy. In sleep, Alex Tentor is ushered into a world where everything he desires is at his fingertips. Most notable, a young bronzed boy who eludes him in recurring dreams. On one hot day, Alex takes a nap by the pool and his dream boy appears as he drifts to sleep. However, this time the boy is all his and for Alex, paradise is complete. Fantasy meets reality in this hardcore dreamscape.
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PECADO (Portuguese) noun. 1. Original sin, fall of man. 2. Indulgence without guilt. 3. Any act regarded as a willful or violation of religious or moral principle. The forbidden fruit isn�t the only thing that�s plump and juicy in the Garden of Eden. In this adaptation of the classic Bible story, curiosity leads to the sweetest sins when two men eat from the Tree of Knowledge.
This is an e-mail that was sent out earlier today to the Christian Coalition, Bill O'Riely and the Coalion for Tradional Values. We thought they might want to know what the porn set has been up to lately, and this seemed like an item especially suited to their taste.
"To whom it may concern,
A gay porn studio based out of the Bay Area has released a film that butchers the meaning of the Biblical creation story. The film, which was released earlier this week, takes the 'Adam and Steve' approach to the Bible story. Not only is it changing a story that many deem sacred, but the studios President says that he doesn't care as long as everyone "gets off." Have pornographers gone to far this time? You decide.
-Bob"
For Immediate Release
AMG Brasil’s Pecado Might Test God’s Patience
The premium gay porn studio defiantly takes a classic Bible story and transforms it into a gay porn. Will God turn
on the studio that turned his tale? Who gives a shit?
April 16, 2007 El Cerrito, CA
AMG Brasil announced the release of its latest orgy title, Suruba: Pecado, earlier today. The film, which is a loose recreation of the Biblical creation story, is the seventh hardcore feature from the studio.
Because of the stories origin, Pecado (Portuguese for sin) may raise a few more questions than the typical porn. Like, what if when God created man, he only created man? What if the first humans were Adam and Adam, not Adam and Eve? Is Brasil really the Garden of Eden? Is that a serpent in your Speedo...?
In Suruba: Pecado, AMG Brasil President, Dennis Bell explores the possibilities of a decidedly more testosterone-driven original sin. The film has all of the components of the original tale of Eden, minus the pussy. There is the Tree of Knowledge, here a Caju (cashew) apple is substituted for the traditional Granny Smith variety; temptation comes in the form of a bronzed bubble butt; and serpents abound, only this time they are uncut and connected to hard caramel bodies.
So where does Bell’s tale deviate from the Bible’s? Aside from the lack of a fairer sex, humility does not factor in. Post-mastication, neither Adam nor Adam (Will Castelo and Junior Ronaldo) is embarrassed by his nudity. In fact, as soon as the caju apples hit their stomachs, their trunks hit the ground and the rest is rewriting history.
Bell said he chose the tale because it had all the elements of a perfect porn–that, and it’s always nice to stick it to the man.
“You have a built-in lush green setting and two naked, sinful humans,” Bell said. “It’s like the story was begging to be made into porn. Temptation, sin, nudity–it’s like the Church had set it up and was just waiting for someone to bite. No pun intended. But really, what’s better than taking a story that completely excludes the gay community and flipping the meaning?”
Suruba: Pecado does more than just flip the meaning–it subverts it. In the AMG Brasil creation story, cover boy Will Castelo comes across a slim and chiseled Junior Ronaldo sucking a yellow fruit high in a cashew tree. Ronaldo throws an “apple” to the curious twink and tells him to take a bite. After they finish the fruit, a chain of sinful events culminates in a 7-man orgy.
Unlike the Bible story, Adam and his companion aren’t the only humans alive, and they certainly aren’t the only ones submitting to temptation. Once the world’s first dick has been sucked, groups of fornicating Brasilian muscle hunks begin popping up all over, and they fuck like they’ve never fucked before–oh wait, they haven’t.
So, if the first humans were both men, how did the human race develop?
“Who fucking cares?” Bell asked. “This is porn. What matters here is that the men are gorgeous, fit, fucking-machines; the cum shots are close up; and the chemistry between the actors is explosive. If the human race doesn’t persist after the Pecado orgy, at least everyone came.”
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I Hate Perez Hilton!
I hate Perez Hilton! Even though I look at his blog everyday, I hate him.
(I also hate the gym, but I pay $45 a month for the priviledge of hating it.)
Perez has only been blogging for about a year and a half, and practically overnight, he's got billions of rabid fans. I hate him because THAT SHOULD BE ME! How did that happen? Maybe I just need more acknowledgement for what I do. IF YOU ENJOY LAVENDER LOUNGE BLOG, PLEASE ADD A COMMENT BELOW. (...pretty please...)
The irony pointed out in the video shows how, on the one hand, he's trying to destroy celebrities while hoping to become one himself. Further irony - I found the video on Perez's site, and he loves it. Ugh.
Enjoy the video. If you read Perez's blog or any gossip column, you'll get a big kick out of it.
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April 23, 2007
The Evolution of the Muscle Bear Cub
The day has finally come! After months of work, we've finally re-launched MuscleBearCub.com! This site has been one of my pet projects for about three years, and I've now been able to spin it off into it's own stand-alone website. The type of guys I'm looking to present at MuscleBearCub.com are also the same type of guys I'm attracted to in real life - beefy, hairy, mature "real men". It's been my pet project because, after careful consideration of various styles that the gay male community has adopted, the "Muscle Bear Cub" look could easily be a term you will hear a lot more often.
So where did "bears", "muscle bears", "bear cubs" and the hybird "Muscle BearCub" come from?
The "clone" look of the late 1970's (i.e. shorter hair, plaid shirts, tight jeans, boots, cookie cutter moustache, and painfully thin) replaced the gay "hippy" look of the early 1970's Stonewall era (i.e. willowy bodies, long hair, colorful flowing clothes and jewelry that more recently evolved into "faeries"). The "punks" of late 1970's and early 1980's (i.e. spikey, multi-colored hair, tight, ripped clothing and standard-issue motorcycle jackets) merged with the some of the clones and branched off into the burgeoning leather scene of the 1980's. The leather scene moved from underground to mainstream as it became more and more obsessed with title contests and accumulation of leather accessories and sex "toys".
After punk music became passe, the music itself was no longer a common denominator of cohesion, especially among gay punks. Many of the more "agro" punks broke off from the increasingly clone-like leather community and found a purpose in ACT UP in the early 1990's. ACT UP kids had unwittingly created their own style - motorcyle jacket covered in political stickers, black 501's and clunky boots. My personal observation (and a lot of people will resent this statement) is part of the reason ACT UP recruited so many members is because so many of the original activists were young, sexy "bad boys" with a cohesive fashion sense. ACT UP demonstrations often became opportunities to hook up with the sexiest guys in town.
The tried-and-true 1970's clones (that didn't die from AIDS) went on to invent the "circuit party", the gay subculture that is still, to this day, the predominant gay subculture that funds the related industries of gay travel, music, magazines, bars and fashion. The early circuit queens, partly to show they hadn't succumbed to wasting away with AIDS and partly as an ego boost to "prepare" for their next circuit party, began to grow their muscles bigger and bigger. They wanted to look better on the dancefloor when they took their shirts off and waved their hands in the air (like they just don't care...) Taking a cue from bodybuilding contests and fitness magazines, circuit queens started shaving their chest and body hair to properly display their hard work in the gym. Nutritional suppliments, steroid use and body fascism soon followed. Porn studios searched out these same types and further encouraged them to shave their pubes. It gave the illusion that their dicks looked bigger allowed the penetration shots to be seen more clearly.
In 1989, Bear Magazine emerged and coined the term "bear" to represent gay male humans that had ursine physical characterisics. Bear Magazine had a 10 year run, but folded just as the bear movement came into its own. Twinks don't stay twinks forever and we all put on a few pounds as we get older. Bear Magazine, bear clubs and the resulting bear circuit parties (which evolved from the blending of leather oriented "motorcycle runs" and conventional circuit parties) gave hope to guys who, by growing a beard and a belly, felt left out of the rest of the gay world.
I've always had an affinity for the bear community because, of all the subcultures within the gay subculture, bears seem to have the most fun, and I feel most at home at the type of events that cater to bears. Through my highly detailed and scientifically documented research into the bear community, I've noticed that even though the iconoclastic "chubby" bear seems to be the most prevalent in numbers, my research shows that the slightly younger, trimmer, more athletic type bear appears to the most attractive to bears of all sizes. No, I'm NOT saying that bears are secretly attracted to twinks and anorexics, I'm just saying that I think I've come up with a "name" for the type of guys that I think will have a universal appeal to a fast growning segment of the gay male population - "Muscle Bear Cub".
Over the past few years, the circuit scene as we know it seems to have peaked. The highly prized fresh meat in their 20's aren't seeking out gay-only culture. Kids are coming out younger, growing up more accepted by their peers and mixing in with the mainstream. At the same time, many of the older circuit "boyz" that no longer fit into their size 32 pants (from White Party 1998) have grown into hot daddies. They stopped shaving their chest and starving themselves the three weeks preceding Hotlanta. Sinewy muscle has turned into "beef" and creative outfits have been replaced by a creative collection of tribal and bear paw tattoos.
Currently, the bear community is a cross-roads style wise. Some people may chuckle at that statement, sighting that bears are more "anti-style", but I would counter that bear style is VERY defined, and even if it's not, anti-style is still a style itself. As gay male Americans age and the culture evolves, so does the erotic imagery created for that culture.
The gay porn industry is in many ways also at a cross-roads. Style-wise, the talk among the gay porn industry is that twink movies and websites have become oversaturated. Yes, there are still a lot of twink fans, but there are too many sites catering to that niche that new sites can't make money. So what IS the prevalent "look" of a contemporary gay porn star? There isn't one. In recent years, the industry has balked at the Jeff Styker / Ryan Idol / Falcon pornbot look and broke itself up into subgenres of subgenres. They've opted to create numerous individual niches that define, cater to, and hopefully satisfy smaller but more rabid fanbases. The industry is no longer ruled by a handful of players setting the standards. The downside is that there is only so much money to go around, and with so many players out there, the porn pie is getting cut into smaller and smaller slices.
So why "Muscle Bear Cub"? Following the niche-with-niche trends of both the gay porn industry and gay culture in general, I combined the identity and cohesiveness of the bear "community" with the inherant sex appeal of "evolved" circuit boys who have crossed over to be more approachable bear "cub" look.
I'm not the only porn producer thinking this way. Notice the guys being hired by Raging Stallion and Titan. They may not be true bears or bear cubs, but they are the type that appeal to bears. Even Falcon re-defined their Mustang line to feature gruff, furry guys with muscles and tattoos; a big departure from the clean-cut clone look that Falcon helped define.
To make MuscleBearCub.com more community oriented, I've added an extensive free section that allows bears and cubs to place free personal ads and participate in a discussion board. After viewing the husky, hairy, horny guys in the photo and video galleries of the MuscleBearCub.com VIP Room, the natural inclination would be to hook up with a live human. Hence the need for a hook-up site to advertise your wares.
Visit MuscleBearCub.com, post your pictures, discuss your upcoming bear event, cruise the cubs and most of all, have fun!
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April 19, 2007
Hairspray Trailer
It's Madison Time!
It's the first look at the new version of Hairspray the Musical with John Travolta as Edna Turnblad, the role made famous by Divine. ("My daughter does not have cock roaches in her hair. My Tracy is a clean teen!")
I can't wait!
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April 18, 2007
Faggots - A British Delicacy
Though the world is becoming increasingly more homogenized (or HOMOgenized), every once in a while quaint cultural references still do pop up with humorous results. In the 1960's and 1970's there was a very successful diet supplement company that went out of business simply because a change in society suddenly made the name of the product a negative selling point. The weight loss product was called "Ayds", and their advertising copy said things like, "Ayds helps you control your appetite so you lose weight... Why take diet pills when you can enjoy Ayds?... Ayds helps you lose weight safely and effectively!" Needless to say, sales fell off in the 1980's.
A traditional English delicacy made from pork liver is still being marketed under the brand name "Mr. Brain's Faggots". In fact, the company recently held a competition to honor England's best "Faggot Family". 
Displaying their "fanaticism for the delicacy during quizzes, role-plays and mock commercials", the title of Faggot Family was awarded to a West Midland family named Doody (did I really say Doody...). Proud daddy Fred Doody proclaimed, "The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."
As you can tell by the photo, the young son, Lewis, is mortified not only for being stuck with the name Doody, but can you imagine the shame of going on a promotional tour wearing a yellow sash that says, "Faggot Family". Don't be surprized if someday this one shoots 35 people in a college dorm, wouldn't you?
And speaking of British faggots, be sure to check out a porn site called MenAtPlay.com. They feature really stunning grown-up men in grown-up business suits, a veddy British tradition not unlike the traditional British faggots. No pork liver, but plenty of beef and piggy sex (in pinstripes no less) and I can assure you that the sexy British blokes on MenAtPlay.com make it a virtual good faggot guide.
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Rita Hayworth's Grandson In Bareback Gay Porn
This is some juicy news, and it relates to some "camp" history, so listen up, kiddies. It's your next intstallment of Gay 101.
In 1949, Rita Hayworth (star of "Gilda", "Lady From Shanghai", "Pal Joey" and ex-wife of Orson Welles) married Prince Aly Khan, a wealthy international playboy. They had one daughter, Princess Yasmin Aga Khan. In 1985 Princess Yasmin married wealthy shipping heir Basil Embiricos, and they had a son named Andrew Ali Aga Khan Embiricos. So here's the dirt: Rita Hayworth's grandson, Andrew, is now 21, gay, living in New York and according to the New York Daily News, he's been posting videos of himself on Xtube - jerking off and having bareback sex.
Okay, so Andrew Embiricos now joins the elite group of gay offspring of celebrities like Chastity Bono (Sonny and Cher), Jason Gould (Barbra Streisand and Elliott Gould), and Cheryl Crane (Lana Turner). But the best part is not just that he's a little gay slut, but his lineage means that Andrew, or "Andrew Sauston" as he calls himself on Xtube, is a direct descendant of the Prophet Muhammed!
Andrew's older step brother, Aga Khan IV, is currently the head of the Ismaili Muslims, otherwise referred to as Shia Muslims. As Wikipedia says, "The titles of prince and princess, which are claimed by children of the Aga Khan by virtue of their descent from Shah Fath Ali Shah of the Persian Qajar dynasty, were recognized as courtesy titles by the British government in 1938." Whether Andrew also holds the title of Prince is unknown, but why be a prince when you can be a big queen!
His MySpace page and Xtube page will probably disappear soon, so I grabbed what I could. His turn-ons: "Pig here. Clearly, I love PISS. Other turn ons: uncut cock, dirty dick, role play, sports kit, bb, spit, kissing, flip fucking, porn, soft dick, Whitney Houston, and a hell of a lot more."
Being the descendant of a prophet makes some of Grandma Rita Hayworth's movie titles even more, um, prophetic: "Wrath of God", "Renegade Ranger", "Fire Down Below", "Girls Can Play", "Please Don't Tell", "The Story On Page One".
I think it's great that he's openly gay and sex-positve, although I'm a little disappointed about the bareback stuff. I'm expecting someone from the family to make him shut down the pages, but from his blog entries, he's obviously in his rebellious "fuck everybody!" phase (we all go through it...)
ADDENDUM: But wait! There's more! If that story wasn't juicy enough, shortly after posting this item I heard this from a friend:
"I used to have sex (and have my photo taken) by Rita's nephew, somebody Yanek Cansino, who lived in the Castro. (Rita Hayworth's birth name was Margarita Carmen Cansino, ed.) Very thin, wiry. Huge and very damp brown eyes. Dick far bigger than any I ever wanted to grapple with. He did headshots of actors, and had a specialty of classified shots for hustlers....he advertised in the BAR himself. For all I know, he's still living here, although i vaguely remember (vaguely is the way I remember everything) reading his obit. He really worked the Rita connection. Idolized her, told everyone his lineage. It was important (to him that) people knew he had a big dick and that he was related to Rita Hayworth."
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April 12, 2007
Dark Alley's Danny Fox - Mad Scientist
If you were voted "Most Likely To End Up In Porn" in your high school yearbook, it probably wasn't an indication that you were an eager student. Dark Alley Media exclusive model Danny Fox, however, challenges the porn actor=intellectually challenged myth. With adult films as a side project, Fox spends his days dressed in a white coat, eye on a microscope lense, studying the human genome as a molecular biologist and geneticist. So how come this Serbian, babe/brainiac is now entering the seedy underbelly of society known as the adult industry?
"Good question", says Fox. "My job in molecular genetics doesn't satisfy me so much. In my opinion, it's a little bit boring. Can you imagine spending the whole day in a laboratory and thinking only about DNA, proteins, gene, RNA, bla, bla, bla...I need much more excitement in my life! I am not so much a passive guy, so the porno career keeps me content and satisfied. And of course, I love sex!"
Well, actually, we could imagine spending the whole day in a lab if it was in the company of this hottie! So we leave the science to the scientists. The Fox lab they is currently trying to find something he calls "the undying gene", which we presume is a technobabbel term for the fountain of youth. So watch for a new porn genre, "Perpetual Twinks".
Lavender Lounge Blog scored this exclusive interview with Dark Alley Media's "mad" scientist.
LavenderLoungeBlog: So, Danny Fox, in your debut movie, terrorist satire, "Gaytanamo", what acts of gay porn terrorism will you confedd to committing?
Danny Fox: Nothing, I am very proffessional!
LLB: Chocolate or vanilla?
DF: Chocolate.
LLB: Top or bottom?
DF: Both. I prefer bottom, but it depends on the situation.
LLB: Playboy or Hustler?
DF: Hustler.
LLB: Mac or Windows?
DF: Mac.
LLB: Brad Pitt or Jude Law?
DF: Brad Pitt.
LLB: Bears or Twinks?
DF: Twinks.
LLB: Favorite vacation spot?
DF: The gym. And ski resorts.
LLB: Favorite drink?
DF: Gin and Tonic, sweetie.
LLB: Favorite clothing designer?
DF: Pierre Cardin.
LLB: 1959 Cadillac or 2007 Prius?
DF: Mercedes C-Klasse Avantgarde.
So there you have it. The preferences of Danny Fox, who will be appearing in "Gaytanamo", now available only through Dark Alley (but soon on all the VOD sites). The movie, directed by Matthias von Fistenberg, attempts to play the role as both a hot porno and a political satire, dealing with the Bush administration's handling of prisoners of war. Though we haven't seen it yet, the movie sounds bold, mixing pornography and political commentary, but it has been done before by directors such as Bruce LaBruce. It's gotten a bit of bad press for being insensitive, but chalk it up to politcal correctness. Let's hope "Gaytanamo" succeeds in it's vision. And let's hope we'll see more of Danny Fox and the near future.
I heard von Fistenberg and DAM co-owner Owen Hawk interviewed on Derek and Romaine yesterday, and they made the same comment I did months ago. In the past two years, Owen Hawk went from, as Romaine said, "twink-a-licious" to manly man. When questioned, Owen said he put on about 20 pounds, and not in all the right places, so he wouldn't be taking off his shirt in the studio. Realizing that dancing in clubs in the West Village was going no where, he jumped at the offer to start his own porn company. He also went from anti-corporation to having his own employees, but he does miss letting guys pay him to do foreskin tequila shots.
Thankfully, they're doing even dirtier things in movies.
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April 11, 2007
Toys For Boys
Since the dawn of sex toys, the two most common models for anal fun has been the dick shaped dildo and the cone chaped butt plug. Lately, presumably stemming from the fact that straight guys are discoverng their a-holes, interesting things is happening in the sex toy laboratories. Aptly named "Rude Boy" is a dildo designed to give prostate and perineum massage and is said to give more intense orgasms. So far it's available in one size, 4.75 by 4.5 inches, and it looks more like something you would customize your bike with than a sex toy. But a sex toy it is and once it's placed in position "the user can lie back, or sit up and rock against the Rude Boy for hands free fun", as the description at "BedtimeHeaven.co.uk" tells us.
"Aneros"
has been around for ten years and it too promises extraordinary, hands-free, orgasms. "Aneros" is a patented massager designed to give an especiaslly good rub on your prostate. The result is a strong continuous, non-ejaculatory orgasm that the "Aneros" supporters refer to as "Super-Os".
Not all toys for boys are designed for your behind. Of all the masturbation tools out there the "Monkey Spanker" has got to be the cutest one. It comprises of a silicone pad that you stretch over the the head of your cock, forming a vibrating tube around the shaft. According to the website it has been designed to "emulate a womans soft loveliness" but I'm sure that we can work around that. Masturbation hasn't been this fun since junior high.
The Lavender Lounge staff hasn't seen any of these toys used in pornos yet, but if our readers has, be sure to let us know in the comment field below. Testimonials on these toys are also welcome. Meanwhile, here's some boys who knows how to work the classic toys as real pros.
By Tom Ass
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April 9, 2007
Easter 2007 Hunky Jesus Contest
The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Inc. once again held their anniversary party on Easter Sunday at Dolores Park, and it was an absolutely breath-taking event. The crowd was huge, the costumes were gorgeous, and the weather was perfect, with bright sun, pleasant temperature and picture-perfect blue sky.
I covered a lot of ground taking photos and the lighting seemed to be perfect everywhere I went. The photos are located at SisterZsaZsa.com (no password required) and they are some of the best I have ever shot! Notice how the colors jump out against the blue sky!
I had the perfect vantage point for photographing everyone's favorite portion of the show - the Hunky Jesus Contest. This year we had some delicious entries as well as some that were, how shall I say this politely, "interesting". The winner was "Old School Jesus" carrying the old wooden cross, but honorable mentions go to Surfer Jesus, Barely Legal Jesus, Cycle Slut Jesus, Guido Jesus, Pogo Stick Jesus, and the trendy Sanjia Jesus.
SisterZsaZsa.com is a free site I built as an archive of my photos covering Sister related events. If you enjoy the photos there, please support my efforts by joining LavenderLounge.com to see more cute guys.
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April 6, 2007
Good Porn For Good Friday
Today I'm going to get right to the point and give you my picks for the best new items added to my favorite porn sites. I usually try to write something clever or prophetic and tie mainstream news or gossip to something related to gay porn. Fuck it, I'm gonna point you to the best quality streaming movies and photo galleries I could find today, and let you have some fun with it.
1. GAY VIDEO CAFE: Buckshot's "Manly Heat: Scorched" Part One of their two part epic starring Josh Weston, Jason Hawke, Jeremy Jordan, Niko Reeves, Simon Angel is available for streaming online, and you only pay for the minutes you watch.
2. FALCON STUDIOS: Today's featured movie at Falcon's website is "Big Dick Club". Join now to see a new featured movie, model galleries, and Falcon TV.
3. NAKED SWORD: "Long Board" from Falcon Studios is a brand new movie that may not even be available in stores yet, directed by Chad Donovan, starring a cast of fresh young newcomers - Jorden Michaels, Derek Brodie, Jesse Santana, Zackary Ryan, Jason Harley, Andrew Justice, Ashton Star, Dean Monroe, and Jeremy Hall.
4. RAGING STALLION: Free video clips from "Lords of the Jungle" featuring Steve Cruz and Blake Nolan - Video Clip - More Clips.
5. RANDY BLUE: From the look of the video below, Jarrett has a bright future in gay porn.
6. LAVENDER LOUNGE: I just added a gallery of vintage stills of 1950's beefcake model Tom DeCarlo in the Groovy Guys section. (See sample on upper right.)
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April 5, 2007
Fartman Movie
About 10 years ago Howard Stern caused a sensation at the MTV Awards when he showed up as superhero "Fartman". They flew him in on wires, wearing a spandex suit with the ass-cheeks cut out. Fartman's superpower is that he can knock down evil-doers with a single blast of his mighty gas.
"Gross", "adolescent", "stupid" are terms that can easily be used to describe Howard's Fartman act, but the important point to be made here is that people still remember it.
Stern has promised to make full length feature about Fartman, but it's so far never happened. However, I got this email:
"I made the film "Fartman: Caught in a Tight Ass" that was chosen to appear on Howard Stern's In Demand channel, Howard TV. It's now appearing on the web through Atom Films. Would you be willing to embed the film or provide a link to the film on lavenderlounge.com? It's funny and it's got a promo for Howard TV at the end with some smokin' hot chicks."
Is it good? Of course not - that's part of the charm, but it's worth a look. Besides, I decided to post it to my blog because the producer of the video somehow tracked me down and wrote to me personally to add it. Gotta give him credit for using the personal approach, even though he thought the bit about "smokin' hot chicks" would actually be a selling point for me.... Enjoy.
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Chavs Uncovered
As new youth cultures arises, you can be sure as hell that it's only a matter of time before it becomes the subject of an adult themed movies. Last week on a webmaster discussion board, someone asked if there were any porn sites out there featuring "emo" guys. Being a nearly senior citizen (or or long ago sent out to pasture in the gay world) I had to ask for an explanation of "emo". Apparently emo guys are described as "punk musicians not afraid to cry". (Well, the punks I knew back in the day were probably the ones MAKING these pussy emo boys cry... ) But there doesn't seem to be any porn sites devoted to emo. I better start running some recruitment ads!
Now this week another term came to my attention, I'd never heard before - "Chav". The all-knowing, all-seeing great and powerful OZ of web dictionaries, Wikipedia, defines "Chav" as being a "subcultural stereotype fixated on fashions such as gold jewelery and 'designer' clothing. They are generally considered to have no respect for society, and be ignorant or unintelligent."
Outside of Great Britain, the native turf of the chavs, the most well known 
example is the character Vicky Pollard (see right) from "Little Britain". Matt Lucas' dragged out alias is a textbook example of chav style, Kappa tracksuit, cheap bling and tight pony tail. Perez Hilton has been known to but "Chav" captions on rapper Lady Sovereign (see left) pictures, and singer Lily Allen has been criticized of impersonating a chav since she doesn't have the right working class background for being one. So why are we giving you this lesson in subcultural definitions? Because one of the latest releases on Maleflixxx.tv has the title "Dirty Chavs...Innit" (caption: "Randy foul-mouthed fuckers straight off the estate!"). In it, office boy Ian gets caught photocopying his ass (or "Arse" as the brits would have it) and offers the same behind to his boss to get out of trouble. Nothing new about that. But chav culture getting exploited by pornographers seem to be something new. We could only find one other title containing ghetto fabby british white boys. If you know something we don't, please use the comment field below. Learn how to spot a chav at chavscum.com. And watch "Dirty Chavs...Innit" and "Filthy Chavs" today.
By Mark and Tom Ass
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April 4, 2007
Pixel Porn On Dance-Off Pants-Off
Dance-Off Pants-OffAnother Tuesday night, another episode of Pants-Off Dance-Off. If you've missed out on this amateur striptease schlock-fest on Fuse TV, set your tivo right now - it's a must see. I must admit that i usually find male striptease pretty embarrassing. There's something unsettling about the combination of dancing to cheesy music while taking your clothes off. Like, I don't really get if the stripper wants me to join in the dance or pick up his clothes. But Pants-Off Dance-Off is presented in the risk free environment of your own living room. And the male participants, college wrestlers seem to be the norm, look so uncomfortable and awkward, it's hard to decide if you want to spank or spoon them. Especially after the other participants has showered the poor boys in nasty remarks about their physical appearance and dancs skills. When the underwear comes off, most of the "pancers, as they are called within the context of the show, is covered up by big animation. Online however you get the japanese porn standard, pixelation. Check out the size of pancer Seans pixelation here.
The greatest pancer, as judged by professional stripper judges Precious and Honey (as Joey in "Friends" once remarked: "Well sure, you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be?") gets a cash prize and everyone is happy. But in all honesty, Pants-Off Dance-Off works better as a joke than masturbation material. And on Gay Video Cafe you can get strippers doing way more explicit things without any kind of pixelation.
By Tom Ass
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April 3, 2007
Sex On Ice?
Sports themed pornos are a dime a dozen, but they never seem to be about the traditionally gay sports. Yes, I might be going out on a limb here, I'm claiming that fags are over-represented in sports such as dressage, diving and figure skating. (See COLT man Brad Patton to the right gliding across the ice in a recent competition.) And yet, in gay porn it's all about football, soccer and wrestling. Is it not a bit ludicrous that there are all these movies being made about soccer players getting it on with their coaches and each other, when the scenario of figure skaters getting it on with their coaches and each other seems much more plausible? Well, no.
After seeing the hi-larious Will Ferrell/Jon Heder vehicle, "Blades of Glory" I can honestly say that there is nothing, NOTHING, sexy about figure skating. There is, however, a whole lot of fun to be had with the sport. Heder and Ferrell play rivaling figure skaters, Heder with a soft feminine approach, and Ferrell with a bad boy style, aimed at the ladies. After a fight, they are banned from solo skating forever and end up making a comeback as pair skaters. And while none of the main characters are "gay", the campiness of the sport is thoroughly dissected and the result is an over-the-top and hysterical, yet sweet and heartfelt comedy that will have you belly laughing in the theatre. It will also make you realize why you'd rather watch a sports porno about traditionally butch sports then one about figure skating. See selection below.
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The Ultimate Fighter
The fact that gay men are spending Thursday nights in front of Spike TV's mixed martial arts reality show "The Ultimate Fighter", 
just goes to show that the differences between gays and straights will fade away with the stigma of homosexuality. We too appreciate popping a Heineken in front of the tube to watch a good old fight. Who says that fags can't also be sports fans? "The Ultimate Fighter" really appeals to those of us who want in-depth studies of the techniques of skilled martial arts fighters.
And in completely unrelated no-holds-barred-news: "Sex Conquest" is out on MaleFlixxx.tv this week. Anthony Gallo and Adriano Marquez shows off some amateur wrestling that, by the looks of it, ends in a sling. Now, that's a martial art I'm just dying to see.
As for the rest of your man-to-man combat needs, here's three titles from MaleFlixxx.tv that are obviously also aimed at studying different forms of fighting techniques.
By Tom Ass
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