April 4, 2007

Pixel Porn On Dance-Off Pants-Off

Dance-Off Pants-OffAnother Tuesday night, another episode of Pants-Off Dance-Off. If you've missed out on this amateur striptease schlock-fest on Fuse TV, set your tivo right now - it's a must see. I must admit that i usually find male striptease pretty embarrassing. There's something unsettling about the combination of dancing to cheesy music while taking your clothes off. Like, I don't really get if the stripper wants me to join in the dance or pick up his clothes. But Pants-Off Dance-Off is presented in the risk free environment of your own living room. And the male participants, college wrestlers seem to be the norm, look so uncomfortable and awkward, it's hard to decide if you want to spank or spoon them. Especially after the other participants has showered the poor boys in nasty remarks about their physical appearance and dancs skills. When the underwear comes off, most of the "pancers, as they are called within the context of the show, is covered up by big animation. Online however you get the japanese porn standard, pixelation. Check out the size of pancer Seans pixelation here.

The greatest pancer, as judged by professional stripper judges Precious and Honey (as Joey in "Friends" once remarked: "Well sure, you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be?") gets a cash prize and everyone is happy. But in all honesty, Pants-Off Dance-Off works better as a joke than masturbation material. And on Gay Video Cafe you can get strippers doing way more explicit things without any kind of pixelation.

By Tom Ass

Posted by lavenderlounge at 2:57 PM

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