April 11, 2007

Toys For Boys

Since the dawn of sex toys, the two most common models for anal fun has been the dick shaped dildo and the cone chaped butt plug. Lately, presumably stemming from the fact that straight guys are discoverng their a-holes, interesting things is happening in the sex toy laboratories. Aptly named "Rude Boy" is a dildo designed to give prostate and perineum massage and is said to give more intense orgasms. So far it's available in one size, 4.75 by 4.5 inches, and it looks more like something you would customize your bike with than a sex toy. But a sex toy it is and once it's placed in position "the user can lie back, or sit up and rock against the Rude Boy for hands free fun", as the description at "BedtimeHeaven.co.uk" tells us.

"Aneros"
has been around for ten years and it too promises extraordinary, hands-free, orgasms. "Aneros" is a patented massager designed to give an especiaslly good rub on your prostate. The result is a strong continuous, non-ejaculatory orgasm that the "Aneros" supporters refer to as "Super-Os".

Not all toys for boys are designed for your behind. Of all the masturbation tools out there the "Monkey Spanker" has got to be the cutest one. It comprises of a silicone pad that you stretch over the the head of your cock, forming a vibrating tube around the shaft. According to the website it has been designed to "emulate a womans soft loveliness" but I'm sure that we can work around that. Masturbation hasn't been this fun since junior high.

The Lavender Lounge staff hasn't seen any of these toys used in pornos yet, but if our readers has, be sure to let us know in the comment field below. Testimonials on these toys are also welcome. Meanwhile, here's some boys who knows how to work the classic toys as real pros.

By Tom Ass

Posted by lavenderlounge at 4:12 PM

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