July 26, 2007

Blind Items - Bareback Edition

When gossip columnists have really nasty items that could damage careers or expose their sources, they often write it as a "Blind Item". This way they can give a hint without naming names about people like "...the shaved-head crackwhore singer with a penchant for smashing car windows with an umbrella..." without getting sued. Gossip mongers like Ted Casablanca and Billy Masters love Blind Items, but readers hate Blind Items - they're too hard to figure out!

Here's some Blind Items from Pornlandia for you to chew on, but the answers are fairly obvious.:

-Which super-hot gay porn studio with a solid reputation for only releasing safe sex movies out of their house now sells bareback movies from another studio in their online store AND advertises the notorious videos in their email blasts?

-Which horse-hung studio owner admits in the August 2007 issue of Out Magazine that he's bareback at home, but sees himself as safe sex role model onscreen?The irony is that his staunchly safe sex company's online store also sells bareback movies AND probably has a stake in a hot barebacking dotcom.

-Which old school studio got on the safe sex bandwagon late in the game (around 1993 - which was 10 years into the AIDS crisis!) and is struggling to remain relevant in other ways in order to resist the temptation to go back to the good old days?

-Which studio that had a policy of not hiring models who did bareback movies for other studios recently let that policy fly away when a young barebacking superstar became available as they swooped down rapter-like to snatch him?

-Which other gay porn studios have also lapsed on their policy of not hiring models who've done bareback movies?
Hint: Pretty much all of them.

-Which of the top echelon gay porn studios that specializes in twink movies can we check off as the first of the biggies to cross over to openly shooting bareback movies?
Oh, never mind, our beautiful friend is European - they don't really count.

-Which of the two biggest bareback studios regularly shoot scenes involving "bug chasing" (i.e. knowingly allowing yourself to become infected with HIV)?
Hint: Both of them.

-Which publication for men stopped selling advertising to bareback studios and web sites under pressure from City Hall to "zip it up"?

-Which adult industry publications DO sell advertising to bareback companies?
Hint: Pretty much all of them.

-Which safe sex studio could barely keep up with orders for their films signed a distribution deal in 2006 with a company whose main business is producing bareback movies?

-Which awards show that proudly excludes bareback movies in the regular video categories had a nominee in Best Documentary which included some of the same barebacking footage that is otherwise banned from other categories?

-Which gay porn studios and websites test their models for HIV?
Hint: Only a couple.

-Of the gay studios that DO test for HIV, which ones turn down models that test positive for HIV?
Hint: Probably none.

-How many gay bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hint: Just one to change the lightbulb - but only only AFTER he's stirred up the shit and gotten everyone pissed off at him!

Posted by lavenderlounge at 4:03 PM

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