October 31, 2007

Halloween Treat - ME in Drag!

Seeing as it's Halloween and everyone is all costume-crazy, I'm getting sick and tired of my friends and other Sisters begging me, "When are you going to manifest as a Sister again?" Ugh. I've been doing drag on and off since 1971, so I think I have pretty much gotten it out of my system by now. I can put up with the effort involved and even the discomfort of wearing the outfits and makeup, but that's not really the problem.

I'm just tired of dealing with the public when I am in drag, especially if it's nun drag. "How long does it take to put on makeup?", "How do you become a Sister?", "What does this all mean?", "Are you mocking real nuns?" - the same fucking questions over and over. Yeach. Yet, after all these years, I've never ONCE had someone ask me, "Sister, can I give you a blowjob?"

Last week, though, a couple photos of yours truly I'd never seen before were unearthed. It was from the second-ever Gay Pride in Fresno, California in 1992 and the San Francisco Sisters were invited by a couple local drag queens to be Grand Marshals of their Pride Parade.

We borrowed a van from Sister Anal Receptive, drove down to Fresno, and stayed with a small town drag queen named Patty Hose. Patty was still so new to the scene that she actually used duct tape directly on her skin to make cleavage! Besides that, to prove how "green" she was about drag, she was foolish enough to invite US to stay and trash her house, and there was not a single mirror in the whole place!

The prior year, the KKK made a strong presence at the Fresno Pride Parade, but we didn't learn that till we got there. Great! And here we were - easy targets! The rumor of the weekend, though, was Sister Dana had sex with the son of the Grand Dragon the night before at the baths, but who could confirm that?

Our parade float was just us walking with Super Soakers along side a Jeep with a bucket of water to reload. The parade route was through suburban neighborhoods where a couple times we walked an entire block with no spectators. Still, we were the hit of the Fresno Gay Parade of 1992! We were like Santa Claus at the end of the Macy's Parade!

So, for all you whiners out there asking to see me dressed in nun drag once more, here is a Halloween treat for you - "lost" photos of me as Sister Zsa Zsa Glamour. To be honest though, I had no idea I had such a cute ass back then, and I wanted an excuse to show proof!

Happy Halloween and check out SisterZsaZsa.com for more nun photos.

Posted by lavenderlounge at 5:48 PM

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