October 31, 2007

Republican Sex Scandal Gay Porn Connection

Richard Curtis, the Republican State Representative from Washington has essentially been outed for having sex with male prostitute named Cody Castagna. Naturally, there are some conflicting stories, but the cops have some very solid evidence that the two had sex, even though an actual crime may not have been committed.

Curtis, who consistently voted against gay rights, was a frequent enough visitor to a dirty bookstore that the clerks nicknamed him "The Crossdresser". He showed up last week wearing ladies undies under his clothes and had oral sex in the backroom. At some point he bought two gay porn movies, picked up Cody Castagna and took him to a hotel for anal sex. The cops have security camera footage of them at the store and entering the hotel. Castegna supposedly fucked Curtis with a rubber, but later, Curtis wanted to fuck Castagna bareback.

Castagna claims he didn't want to get fucked bareback, but agreed to do it for $1000. Unfortunately, Curtis only had $200, so Castagna took his wallet as collateral and split while Curtis was asleep. Curtis called the police claiming he was being extorted.

It gets confusing from there, and some of what I related above may not be accurate, but it seems the most likely scenario. The interesting part for all you porn hounds out there is that it is a very good chance that Cody Castagna may have appeared in gay porn! A tipster to one of the blogs pointed out the similarity between him a someone named "Cody" in Treasure Island Media's "Damon Blows America 3".

The pictures above look close enough for me - I think we have a match!

What is going on with all these homophobic Republicans suddenly getting outed? Larry Craig, Bob Allen, Ted Haggard, Jim West, Mark Foley, Jeff Gannon, Glenn Murphy Jr., and of course, Matt Sanchez are all names that have popped up in just the last year or two! And Hustler's Larry Flynt has announced he has evidence to blow the lid off Washington that he will reveal in a few weeks.

Gay activists love to rake these guys over the coals just as viciously as their GOP friends that abandon them. Obviously, their anti-gay voting records are just a way to hide their gay identities, but wouldn't we prefer to have them change their ways instead? So how do we go about doing that? Wouldn't it be better to have (outed) openly gay Republicans in office that see the light, become "born-again", and support gay rights?

No, we'd rather have them replaced by even more venomous conservatives promising to go even further to eliminate the temptations that ruined their unfortunate predecessor. They'll try to pin the blame on the dirty bookstore, the gay porn movies, and the hooker for seducing the happily married man into committing such sinful behavior. Tear down the peepshow! Bulldoze the cruisey parks! Get male hookers off the streets! Get rid of porn movies!

If only the gay community could embrace guys like Richard Curtis, convince him it's okay to have a little fling once in a while, and stop the overcompensation that comes from living in the closet. Yeah, that would be nice, but it seems the gays can't even convince Clay Aiken or Ryan Secrest to come out of the closet!

Posted by lavenderlounge at 2:15 PM

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