December 11, 2007

Howard Stern Says "Zeb Atlas is Gay"

Well, if Howard Stern said so, it must be true. Bodybuilder gay porn model Zeb Atlas was a guest of the Howard Stern show this morning. The premise of the conversation was that a "straight" guy like Zeb Atlas can do gay porn and still be "straight". Poor Zeb was grilled by the Stern crew to determine definitively if the Zebster is really gay down deep.

One of Howard Stern's writers, Richard Christy, is constantly doing comedy bits for the show that couldn't be any gayer, but he claims to be straight, too. Even he says, Zeb Atlas is gay.

Here's the two quotes that I think will remove all doubt for the rest of us:

HOWARD: Did you have any gay experiences when you were younger?
ZEB: "When I was 10 I had an older friend about 15 that I looked up to. He used suck my cock all the time."

HOWARD: Have you ever had anal with a guy?
ZEB: "No."
HOWARD: You'd never put anything in your ass with your girlfriend?
ZEB: "I've had things in my ass."
HOWARD: What have you had in your ass?
ZEB: "Beads, fingers..."

They played the audio portion of Zeb Atlas "Texas Two-Step" with Mark Dalton on the show, which also brings up the subject of Mark Dalton. He did the same acts as Zeb, so I guess that means Mark Dalton would be gay, too, at least by Howard Stern standards.

So there it is. Zeb Atlas has had "things in his ass", he's had more male "companions" in the past month than female, and Howard Stern says he's gay. End of controversy. He's gay.

Here's the summary of Zeb Atlas's appearance from HowardStern.com, with photos:

WHO'S GAYER: ZEB ATLAS OR RICHARD CHRISTY?
Howard then asked the crew if they thought Zeb was gay. Fred thought Zeb was bi at least, with “gay high notes;” Artie voted “gay;” and Robin said Zeb was 80% gay. Howard thought Zeb was so gay, he even dreamed of men. Richard came in to say that even he thought Zeb was “flamingly gay,” but Artie shot back that Zeb does gay acts for pay while Richard does them for a “goof.” Richard admitted that Artie had a point and asked Zeb to take his shirt off, so Zeb obliged.

Howard asked Richard to show Zeb his penis, so Richard whipped it out, saying he was only doing so because Howard asked. After being prodded by Howard again, Richard also showed Zeb his asshole. Howard then demanded that Richard sit through a lapdance from Zeb, and as it was going on, Artie shouted that Richard was way too into it.

Posted by lavenderlounge at 5:22 PM

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