March 24, 2008

Easter In The Park 2008 - Hunky Jesus and Shirtless Blasphemy

I forgot how many years the Sisters have been doing their big public Easter celebrations, but this one was certainly BIG. I have never seen Dolores Park so full of people. Not for SF Mime Troupe, not for political demonstrations, not even the entire time I lived on 20th Street overlooking the park from my bay window. Every inch of the park was jammed with people having a good time.

I case you're wondering, no, I did not put on warpaint myself. I tried that a couple years ago, and did not enjoy it in the least. Public manifestation is for other Sisters, not me anymore. My talents and interests are best utilized behind the scenes. My contribution to the event is to photograph the nuns who ARE brave enough to put themselves out on the front lines, and believe me, it does take a lot of courage. Plus, by being unencumbered and more mobile in civilian clothes, I am able to get better shots - especially candid shots of cute guys with their shirts off.

My other contribution this year was assisting a camera crew from the PBS show, "In The Life". Mark Huestis, local film maker and event producer, was hired to produce a segment on the Sisters, and decided to hold off till Easter to get the best footage. The "In The Life" footage is expected to air sometime in October.

I also interacted with a film crew from Logo TV that is doing a reality show about the gay basketball team, the Rocketdogs. They got footage of the team playing a game at the park and followed up up to the festivities. Unfortunately, being bigger network show, they were hampered with having to get performance releases on everybody, so they didn't bother getting much footage of the Sisters themselves.

It was a beautiful day and pleasantly warm but the sun was still beating down. I wish I could have gotten up on stage and announced that we need, "less shirts - more skin!", but it WAS a family event...

The Easter Bonnet contest was won by a really cute muscle boy who went with the Easter-inspired theme of "GYM Bunny". His tall, trim physique actually won him the prize, but not without the added humor of his artfully designed hat adorned with Muscle Milk, bodybuilding suppliments and styrofoam dumb bells.

Everyone's favorite part of the Sisters' Easter In The Park is always the Hunky Jesus Contest. Every year we are amazed by what the kids come up with for new and improved blasphemy. Some of the standouts were the guys who confused the theme of the contest and thought it was "Hunky Cheeses" instead of "Hunky Jesus", the identical twin Jesuses, the Double Cross Jesus (two guys, two attached pink crosses), and Easter with the Sisters wouldn't be complete without at least one Naked Jesus, and we had two this year.

One group effort had a couple yummy bubble butt Jesuses (or Jesi) in matching rainbow jockey shorts that flashed the audience. They were adorable, and my favorite act, but if I am not mistaken, I think they were the same group that splattered me with fake blood! Both cameras got stained, plus my outfit will probably have to be thrown away. Like I said, I'm not sure it was the same group, but their "act" did not make it to the final round despite how cute they were.

The winner of the Hunky Jesus contest was called Michaelangelo's Jesus, who also had a very cute butt, with plenty of crack showing. Plus, he and could do the splits. Another bit of trivia about Michaelangelo's Jesus is that he lost to Pogo Stick Jesus last year, but my friend Eric took him home and had sex with Jesus - on Easter!

I am sure you horny guys reading this gay porn blog don't give a damn about seeing pictures of drag nuns, and certainly wouldn't pay to see them, so I made a special gallery of photos with JUST the cute shirtless guys and put it in the VIP Room of Lavender Lounge. You can join for as little as $12.95 for a week's worth of Easter "baskets" and all the gay porn you can eat.

Posted by lavenderlounge at 10:06 AM

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