April 8, 2008
Dirty Joke Contest - Part 2
The first batch of entries in Athletic Model Guild's "Dirty Joke Contest" have arrived. There's some groaners and some recycled ancient jokes copied from prehistoric cave drawings, usually repeated by rednecks about some interchangable minority.
Enjoy these, but please send more!
From Wild Bill in NJ:
George Dabua Bush is in the men's room washing his hands, when a Marine walks in and walks over to Bush and says, "Hey Dabua (W) Want to wear my hat, like a real Marine while I piss?" Bush thinks for a moment and says "Sure, I'll wear your hat", so he puts the hat on and George Dabua (W) takes out his tiny cock and starts to piss. In walks a sailor and says "Hey Dabua (W) how about licking my hairy balls, sucking my huge cock, and slurping up all my hot cum?" Bush thinks for a moment and says "Sorry, son but I'm not a real Marine I'm just wearing his hat!!!!!!!!!!!!"
From DD in AZ:
"With my approval rating at 30%, Americans may not support me. But Duck and Gorilla say they’re behind me 100%."
From dungbeetle in CA:
"What do my bush and George W. Bush have in common? They’re both situated above a dick."
And finally from RL, who didn't leave his full contact info, (what a shame):
"George is so small minded he couldn't get out of his cabinet - let alone a closet."
I hope this satiates your appetite for filth!
Here’s How The Contest Works:
There is still time to enter! Contestants are encouraged to submit their best dirty jokes about the current President of the United States to pokenjoke@athleticmodelguild.com. As the jokes roll in, we’ll post the best and worst to the AMG blog along with commentary from our panel of judges. We will accept entries up until Thursday, May 1, 2008, at which time we here at AMG will narrow the competition down to the top 10 jokes.
Prizes:
1st Place: A signed copy of Carnaval, a signed Carnaval poster, and the entire AMG Brazil library (13 DVDS in total).
2nd Place: A signed copy of Carnaval, a signed Carnaval poster, and a copy of the GAYVN award winning, Amazônia: Capture & Release.
3rd Place: A signed copy of Carnaval.
Posted by lavenderlounge at 7:29 PM
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