September 29, 2008
Ricky Sinz - Raging Stallion Man of The Year
Ricky Sinz, the tattooed former Marine who has quickly risen to fame in the adult industry was named the 2008 Raging Stallion Studios Man of the Year, arguably the top prize in all of gay porndom. Sinz was given his prize at a star-studded private party held during San Francisco's Folsom Street Fair. Company president Chris Ward hosted the event and gave Sinz his award on a stage filled with nearly the entire stable of Raging Stallion stars. Chi Chi LaRue was the DJ and heads of nearly every major studio were in attendance. Hundreds of porn stars from every company in San Francisco could be spotted in the crowd, and the line to get into the event stretched several blocks at one point. Raging Stallion stars at the event included Steve Cruz
, Jake Deckard, Antton Harri, RJ Danvers, Jay Black, Logan McCree, Vinnie D'Angelo, Tristan Jaxx, Damian Rios, Scott Tanner, Antonio Biaggi, Manuel DeBoxer, Bo Matthews and Mike Dreydon.
Ricky was thrilled to be named as the successor to past Men of the Year such as Jake Deckard, Tom Vacarro, Steve Cruz, Roman Ragazzi, Shane Rollins, and Michael Brandon. "This is really amazing--I never thought I would come so far so fast. I really appreciate the faith that Chris Ward has in my career," commented Sinz while surrounded by fans offering eager congratulations.
"After his performance in To The Last Man," observed Ward, "the choice of Ricky for our top prize was pretty easy--he delivered the best porn performance of any actor I have ever witnessed. He is a good man and we all look forward to working with him over the next year." Sinz is also the only Raging Stallion Lifetime Exclusive.
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Folsom Street Fair Photos 2008
I have a beautiful gallery of photos in the Lavender Lounge VIP Room of the Folsom Street Fair 2008. What can I say about Folsom Fair that hasn't already been said? Yes Virginia, there ARE plenty of photos of naked men, blowjobs on the street, public sex, bears, bear cubs, muscle bear cubs, daddies, hairy chests, muscles, tattoos, facial hair, drag queen, nuns, puppy players, bondage, spanking, paddling, S&M, masters and slaves, chaps, vests, harnesses, dildos, and the list goes on.
I also had a unique experience getting my boots shined by Ms. Bootblack 2008.
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September 28, 2008
Pre-Folsom Parties 2008
I went to a bunch of parties on Folsom Fair Eve. Mostly, I just wanted to have fun without being encumbered with a camera. However, I did hit the Raging Stallion party and shot some sexy photos. Met Steve Cruz, Ricky Sinz, a new Hot House exclusive, a Michael Lucas exclusive, Jake Deckard, and more.
I needed to dump pictures off the camera to be prepared for Folsom Fair today, so stay tuned for a BIG gallery of kinky fetish fashionista photos from Folsom Street Fair 2008 debuting tomorrow! Join now! You can get a 24 hour pass to the Lavender Lounge VIP Room for only $12.95.
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September 26, 2008
My Conspiracy Theory About Economic Bailout - The Election Has Been Decided
Am I the only one who thinks there is something fishy about this economic "crisis"? Government generally moves so slow and never makes bold moves - except in rare cases.
-Bush pushed to start the Iraq war without allowing anyone to think it through.
-Enron orchestrated energy "shortages" and moved so quickly no one had time to think things through.
I'm getting the feeling we've seen this scenario before. Scare tactics, complicated issues, and extreme urgency to push an ideological agenda. Watch the clip above from the Daily Show where they show Bush's Economy speech shown side by side with his Iraq war speech. It's the same speech almost word for word.
In hindsight, we all know the Iraq war was for profits. My guess is this economic meltdown has been orchestrated the same way. The market has been manipulated to "help" friends of the administration to swallow up companies that don't want to play ball. The faster a deal gets signed, the less chance someone will figure out what's really going on. As Willie Brown wrote last week, "When someone loses money in the stock market, someone else makes money. Where did all the money go?"
Sarah Palin is the red herring. While the media is distracted by her nuttiness, the shadow government is setting themselves up so they come out ahead no matter who wins. My theory is, the economic meltdown was initially started to generate more money to assure a Republican rein for 8 more years. Now that the McCain campaign is going down the tubes, it's turned into a last minute slash-and-grab before anyone figures out what's going on.
I predict that the election was decided yesterday in that "economic summit". The debate was not about banking, it was about hashing out immunity for Bush and dividing up the profits from the Wall Street mess in exchange for "allowing" Obama to win.
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September 24, 2008
Young Hairy Muscle From Manifest Men
I recently discovered a super porn site featuring muscle, muscle, and more muscle. Manifest Men has hired some of the finest examples of bodybuilders on the circuit today to satisfy the needs of die hard muscle fans. You can count me in!
Today I am featuring a brand new set of screen caps from a shoot with a young bodybuilder named Alain, but what makes it astounding is, he has hair on his chest! YOUNG - HAIRY - MUSCLES - WOW! Those are some powerful key words, are you listening Google?
Lavender Lounge VIP Members can see a sample gallery of the lovely Alain and all his hairy muscle - ness in the Muscle Bear Cub Gallery of Lavender Lounge. But if you are not a VIP Member, or you want to see more, join Manifest Men.
Here's what the photographer from Manifest Men said:
Alain: Studio 1010 Debut:
Aggressively sexual young muscle stud Alain makes his debut in an explosively powerful extra-length video that has to heard as well as seen. You've never seen anyone use his entire body like a weapon of seduction as Alain does. The Manifest Men loft becomes a sex den when Alain goes from gyrating and showing off his body to gripping his hardening cock through his baggy shorts and practically ripping them off to get naked and reveal his thick hairy legs and muscle butt. Looking at himself in the mirror as he jacks his thick cock revs Alain up even more. He pushes himself on verbally. He plays with his furry and thick muscle butt. He thrusts his ass as though fucking an unseen partner and prolongs his show as long as possible. While lying back on the couch, Alain fingers his tight hole and gets even more verbally nasty. He flexes, he licks his biceps and gets himself so worked up he can hold back anymore. He goes back to the mirror and furiously jacks and milks a heavy load that hits the floor and the mirror itself. And Alain STILL isn't done, finishing up with more trash talk still hard as a rock and ready for more.
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TitanMen’s Folsom Undercover Set to Tear Up Folsom Street Fair
Titan Men is pleased to announce the official line-up of performers and events surrounding the release of its newest Folsom Series Leather/Fetish film, Folsom Undercover, during Folsom Street Fair and Leather Week. Titan Men exclusive performers François Sagat, Dean Flynn, Alex Baresi, Dirk Jager, Diesel Washington, Rick van Sant, Eduardo, Chad Manning and Tony Buff will be appearing live; they will be joined by Titan Men Derek da Silva, Frank Philipp, Arpad Miklos, Marco Blaze, Markus Ram, Dominic Sol and more! Legendary director Brian Mills, the genius behind Folsom Undercover, will also be making special appearances throughout the weekend.
Titan Men is honored to be a Presenting Sponsor for Magnitude, the official leather fetish dance party of the Folsom Street Fair. Join us Saturday night, September 27th, at the Regency Center from 10pm to 4am. Titan Men Dean Flynn, Eduardo, Diesel Washington, Tony Buff, Derek da Silva and more will be performing live. Featuring DJ Paul Goodyear, this is the party of the Folsom Fair weekend! Dungeon space will be by Mr. S Leather. Tickets are available online at http://folsomstreetevents.org/shop/
And finally, join us Sunday, September 28th, at the Folsom Street Fair for the official release of Folsom Undercover! Continuing in the tradition of TitanMen’s award-winning line of co-branded Folsom films, Folsom Undercover explodes with fetish fireworks. A private fraternity has businessmen living second lives, relieving their stress through sexual aggression as they indulge their deepest desires. Four scenes bring you more than 2 ½ hours of unforgettable action, half of it shot in the beautiful outdoors. Led by 11 stunning men, including TitanMen exclusives Tony Buff, Eduardo, Darius Falke, Dean Flynn, Dirk Jager and Rick van Sant, Folsom Undercover is the perfect fetish fantasy for fall. Get undercover and get off!
All the performers will be on-hand to meet their fans at the Titan Men/Naked Sword mega-booth at the corner of Folsom and Dore. They will all be signing free copies of the 2009 TitanMen calendar ($12.95 retail value) and each will be available for up close and personal photo-ops. The Folsom Undercover Hardcore Director’s version DVD and Blu-ray™ disc will be for sale exclusively at the booth, and we will be offering special fair pricing on the entire line of award-winning TitanMen DVDs such as Folsom Prison, Folsom Filth, Folsom Leather, Fear and more.
Naked Sword, the world’s largest Video-on-Demand provider, will also be releasing and broadcasting Folsom Undercover exclusively on VOD. Naked Sword is the exclusive VOD distributor of the entire co-branded TitanMen/Folsom Series of films.
At the booth, we’ll also be introducing and offering the new TitanMen-branded line of high-quality personal lubricants, available for the first time in the USA. Designed by men for men, this high performance line of lubes is made in Germany to the strictest quality standards.
Look for the TitanMen/NakedSword booth directly in front of the Powerhouse bar at Folsom and Dore Alley. Directly across the intersection from the TitanMen/NakedSword booth will be the official TitanMen Tools booth by Doc Johnson, where the new line of TitanMen-branded and designed sex toys will be on display under the tagline, “Toys are for boys, Tools are for men!”
As producers of the best-selling gay leather and fetish films in the world, TitanMen is proud to be the sole gay studio Presenting Sponsor of the Folsom Street Fair and Magnitude, the largest leather and fetish event in the world. As part of the co-branded TitanMen/Folsom line of hardcore Leather/Fetish films, Folsom Undercover will be released under the “Exclusive Leather/Fetish Films of the Folsom Street Fair” banner. A portion of sales from the Folsom line of DVDs will be donated to the TitanMen/Folsom Fund, which support non-profit organizations specializing in gay men’s health and education. In 2007, the fund donated over $25,000 to support non-profits benefiting gay men’s health, and this year’s goal is to top $30,000!
“As a leader within the gay adult industry, TitanMen is proud to be one of the largest studio contributors to non-profit organizations specializing in gay men’s health and education,” says Bruce Cam, Founder and CEO of Titan Media. “We have been able to show that protection and profit can go hand-in-hand by producing the best-selling gay adult films in the world while still maintaining a condom only/safer sex policy. The greatest gift we can give back to the community is the portrayal of safer sex and the use of condoms in our films. The value of a single human life is worth more than any amount of money we could ever contribute.”
“TitanMen promotes fetish and leather play as safer and morally responsible alternatives to the growing trend of bareback within the gay adult entertainment industry,” adds Keith Webb, Vice President of Titan Media. “By portraying and eroticizing safer sexual alternatives, TitanMen hopes to lead by example. While other studios promote and sell bareback films that portray and eroticize high-risk unprotected anal sex, TitanMen will hold firm in its steadfast commitment to the community by portraying and promoting condom-only and safer sex in its films.”
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The Gayken Comes Out - Clay Aiken Is Gay
It came as no surprise to anyone, except for the retarded teenage Claymates that buy his records. The cover of Friday's People Magazine will announce that American Idol second-place winner Clay Aiken is a gay homosexual.
Since entering show business, Clay Aiken has endured teasing and ridicule, but chose the Barry Manilow route to stay in the closet. (For the record, Barry Manilow has never officially come out either.) Billy Masters found naked pictures of Clay Aiken on Gay.com ages ago, and he denied it. (It was so long ago that people were still hooking up on Gay.com!) He was outed for having unprotected bareback sex with an ex-Green Beret named John Paulus on the Howard Stern show in 2006 and he denied it. John Paulus further rubbed salt in the wound by appearing in a Michael Lucas gay porn movie and further embarrass him, but he still denied it.
So why did he come out, and why did he choose now? I think the answer is simpler than it seems. There is still a lot of homophobia in show business, and more importantly, there is a lot of homophobia in his peer group.
Clay Aiken is not "hip" and does not hang out with a hip crowd of liberal elitists. He is a down home Christian country boy and did not choose to be born gay. He had to choose between making a living entertaining rednecks or being gay and a nobody.
He probably doesn't have a very lucrative contract coming from obscurity as the second-place American Idol, so he certainly doesn't make Oprah Money or Tom Cruise Money. He figured he needed to put away a certain amount of "fuck-you" money before he came out. Coming from a conservative family-oriented peer group, it's probably in his DNA to want kids, so he wanted till the kid was his own to drop the bomb.
This morning on the radio Fernando on a Greg played a number from Clay Aiken's Christmas record titled, "Mary, Did You Know?" Cheap shot, but I think that should be the last one. He's out, we won, it's over.
So the question remains, with Gayken out of the closet, will Kathy Griffin still have an act? Well, there's always Seacrest...
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September 19, 2008
Butch Dixon's Pistol Pete - A Perfect Muscle Bear Cub
The photographer they hired has a reputation for finding just the type of hairy, masculine, butch bears and cubs that I like. YOU will like them, too, but you just may not know it yet. Bears, cubs, muscle guys, daddies, beards, facial hair, hairy chests, and older husky guy's guys are going to be the new twinks. Trust me on this.
Pistol Pete is working out in his private gym. He's lifting weights and working up a sweat. And when he catches a whiff of his own armpit, it's like a bottle of poppers. Pete starts massaging his hairy belly and playing with his nipples, and then, he slides his hand inside his shorts. He pushes his stiffening uncut cock through the leg hole in his shorts and really starts working it. As he slides he foreskin up his deliciously thick cock, he squeezes out droplets of precum, which he scoops up with his fingers and tastes with his tongue. Pete gets down on all fours and slides his fingers into his hairy fuck hole and his cock jumps with delight. When Pete can't stand it anymore, he lies back on the workout bench and sprays a juicy load of cum all over his hairy belly. But he's not finished yet. He rubs his cum all over his hairy body and cleans up the excess with his mouth. Very fucking hot! Woof!
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Wedding Bells Bingo - VOTE NO ON PROP 8!
Though the Sisters can't ask you to vote a certain way, I certainly can - VOTE NO ON PROP 8, the gay marriage ban proposal. A "No" vote means that you want to maintain the sanctity of (gay) marriage in California. Though the proposition is currently losing, the god squad loves to go to the polls more often than normal people who actually have a life.
Send some money to EQCA.org.
Bingo was fun! The nuns got gussied up in their wedding finery, the Gay Chorus sang, and we got donations from wedding florists, wedding cake makers and wedding photographers.
October Bingo's theme will be Rocky Horror Bingo - get your tickets now - it's just a step to the left...
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September 18, 2008
Gina Gershon as Sarah Palin
If the battle for the White House wasn't cut-throat enough, the battle for who plays the part of the players in the battle for the White House is heating up, too.
Tina Fey has locked up the role of Sarah Palin on network TV, but now Gina Gershon is hoping to snag the role of Sarah Palin in the movies.
Better move quick girls, her fifteen minutes are almost up.
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September 17, 2008
Porn Star Sighting - How Much Is That Porn Star In The Window?
During "my phase" when I thought I was going to make my fortune in real estate, (the bf will be happy to know it was "a phase"), I got hooked on a blog called Curbed. It's a humorously snarky look at what's happening in the game show we call the real estate market of San Francisco. Outrageous MLS listings, the highs and lows of pricing, buildings going up or coming down, new restaurants, stores and general gossip about the anything to do with sur-real estate.
Visiting Curbed on Monday I immediately recognized the photo above as the once-beauty shop in the Castro right next to Moby Dick. I had just walked past the same building on Friday and noticed that the beauty shop had disappeared overnight. Apparently the Curbed contributor was also startled by the quick change, but if you look closely, you'll see the real reason for mentioning this item.
Standing in the doorway is Raging Stallion exclusive Antonio Biaggi! But what makes this even more bizarre is that when I walked by on that un-seasonly warm Friday evening, Antonio Biaggi was standing in the same doorway - BUT with his shirt off!
Antonio Biaggi is certainly no recluse. I see him practically every day at the gym. (He's there EVERY day, I'm not...) My guess is he's probably going to be working at whatever new business is going in there. The sign in the window mentions an "Eco-Boutique" coming soon. Let's hope the Eco Boutique's concept for ecological retail products includes recycling of porn star underwear.
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September 16, 2008
Male Perfection FREE Sample Video
You've probably been seeing a lot of the Male Perfection banners in rotation here at Lavender Lounge. I just discovered MalePerfection.net, and they seem to be working very hard to tap into a mainstream audience of clean cut, muscle jock type guys. As a little introduction to this new sponsor of Lavender Lounge, take a look at the preview video above.
I just added two sample galleries of incredibly hot MalePerfection.net photos to the Lavender Lounge VIP Room under "Hunks". Jacob K. and Jakub Stephano are definitely what you would call "Hunks"!
Jakub contacted the guys at MalePerfection.net saying that he would be in the U.S. Luckily, his vacation overlapped with one of their shoots so they flew him in from L.A. And boy howdy, are we glad they did.
Jakub is impressive in pictures, and even more so when you watch him in video, but to be standing in front of such a perfect male specimen is awe-inspiring. And a bit intimidating at first.
He flew in and was scheduled to shoot on-location in the garage an hour later. He walked into the hotel, immediately took off his shirt, his sweat pants hanging deliciously low so the humps of his butt were showing above the waistband, and he said he needed a shower. Have at it!
He was great fun to work with. Extremely head-strong at times, which often gave way to a very soft-spoken, humble demeanor. Jakub is definitely one to take home to mother!
About Jacob K
While the MalePerfection.net talent recruiter was on vacation, a friend took her to a boxing match. In the ring was Jacob K, glistening with sweat, his muscles rippling under the lights of the boxing ring. She was mesmerized by the powerhouse athlete and approached him after the match.
During the last year, Jacob has been approached by a number of porn sites to perform for them, and not being interested he was hesitant of our offer. But after visiting MalePerfection.net, he found it to be a perfect fit for him.
The day of shooting, Jacob found it difficult to keep everything covered with a single hand - his low hangers and long shaft constantly popping out - which was exactly what they needed for the site.
MalePerfection.net is proud to bring you this hard, tight stud in his video debut! A decade of wrestling and his new found passion for boxing has sculpted his body into a true work of art. What do you think, should they book him again?
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Priscilla Queen Of The Desert The Musical Coming To London
Jason Donovan, Tony Sheldon and Oliver Thornton will lead the cast in the West End production of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert The Musical, written by Stephan Elliott and Allan Scott. The spectacular new stage musical, directed by Simon Phillips, will open at the Palace Theatre in March 2009.
Priscilla will have its first preview on 10 March, with Press Night on 23 March and Gala Night on 24 March 2009.
Booking is now open for performances until 26 September 2009. And just like how "Hairspray" went from cult movie to Broadway musical and back to movie musical with big name stars, they will probably remake it as a movie musical, too.
Off the top of my head, who would I cast? Steve Carrell as Tick, John Barrowman as Adam (except they'd want someone straight), and Pierce Brosnan as Bernadette (except he can't sing...)
Please add your comments.
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Roman Heart Gets Double Penetrated in "Roman's Holiday"
SPOILER ALERT!
In Falcon's new movie, "Roman's Holiday" it may not have Audrey Hepburn riding a Vespa through Italy with Gregory Peck, instead it's Roman Heart taking a holiday in Argentina. I feel like I am ruining the suspense to say this, but the "spoiler" is that Roman gets his ass double penetrated in "Roman's Holiday". The term "double penetrated" or "dp'd" refers to the sexual position where two dicks are inserted into one ass at the same time. Considering how difficult it is to contort oneself into that position, it's not a common sex practice in real life, therefore it should be worth paying to see this function performed by professionals.
Roaming the city, Roman Heart discovers Pedro Andreas and Daniel Marvin – two gauchos eager to strengthen international relations. Roman’s hunger to promote the good neighbor policy is infectious and the men trade off sucking and fucking, ending with Roman swallowing two mouthfuls of Latin cum.
The first video is the the trailer for the movie "Roman's Holiday", the second is a sneak peak at the controversial double penetration scene.
And what a three way it is! I, myself, am not that much interested in the anal gymnastics involved, but I certainly appreciate the beauty of these three chiseled bodies romping in front of the camera. Did you see the six packs on those guys?!
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September 14, 2008
Tina Fey As Sarah Palin - Saturday Night Live
Hillary says, "In conclusion, I invite the media to grow a pair. And if you can't, I'll lend you mine."
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September 13, 2008
Tober Brandt and Park Wiley - Bound Gods
While I was at the Kink.com launch party for their new gay site, Bound Gods, they showed video of the latest scenes projected on monitors. There are some really sick minds working for Kink! Where do they come up with these weird ideas for punishment and abuse? The images are profound and arresting, but you can't look away.
Imagine having an 8 by 8 wooden railroad tie strapped to your back, then being led down into a dungeon with mouse traps attached to your dick and balls. (In other words, had any good nightmares lately?) Well, that's what happened in the newest scene from Bound Gods starring Tober Brandt and Park Wiley, but that's just the set up of the scene. It get worse from there. It's not your usual porn set up, "Ding dong, pizza boy! I came to fix your plumbing and your cable. Hey, why aren't you working, soldier? If you don't shape up, you're gonna get kicked off the team, flunk your exam, and not pledge the fraternity, straight boy! I am going to punish you by sucking your dick!"
Van Darkholme is the evil genius given free reign (and budget) to torture and abuse as many willing boys as he can bring to Kink's cavernous studio dungeons. Unlike other gay porn studios that do kinky and leather videos along with goofy plot driven movies and travelogues, Kink just does kink movies. Get your membership to Bound Gods now and start watching online, as they don't put out movies on DVD.
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Bound Gods Kick Off Party at Kink
Last night I went to a kick off party for BoundGods.com at Kink.com. I never miss an opportunity to participate in any event happening at the Kink building. It's still hard to imagine that they get away with what they do - and on such a grand scale! You can always count on food, open bar, outrageous entertainment and the grooviest people.
I hung out with Steve Cruz and discussed his new projects with Mustang. He also introduced me to Nick Moretti (See below, top left.), who is one of the models for BoundGods.com. I also hung out with Wolf Hudson, another model for BoundGods.com and numerous other studios. (See below top right.) Kris Weston from COLT showed up as well as Dak Ramsey and his boyfriend. I met his boyfriend before, but didn't realize that he is also a porn star. Jessie Zane was the cover boy for Falcon's "The Farmer's Son", and he, in fact, played the farmer's son. (See below bottom left.) It's a small world. Jessie recognized me from Lavender Lounge and said that the photo shoot Dak Ramsey did for me was his favorite photo shoot ever. He especially liked the shots with mirrored sunglasses also got used for posters at the Powerhouse. You can see this famous shoot of Dak Ramsey in the Lavender Lounge VIP Room.
But back to BoundGods.com. Van Darkholme (see below, bottom right) got hired in the spring to begin the first major gay site for Kink, and the first videos have now started hitting the site. They played them on monitors at the party, and I gotta say, it's some of the kinkiest stuff I've ever seen. I especially liked the scene with Tober Brandt and Park Wiley called "Ring The Bell". Park has a giant railroad tie strapped to his shoulders and mouse traps attached to his dick and balls! Ouch!
The video at the top is gay porn star Wolf Hudson go go dancing and the video blow is two girls doing a kick ass little strip number at the Kink.com party. Don't be afraid of the lesbians! It's a cute number, watch it.
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September 11, 2008
Bear Cub Gets Dunked!
At the Hairrison Street Fair, Truck (my new favorite bar) ran a dunking booth to raise money for charity. Naturally, they got the hottest hunky bear cubs in town to volunteer to get dunked in the freezing cold water. Hey - it's for charity!
As I walked around the fair, I just happened to get lucky with my little video camera and I actually caught my buddy Jeb getting dunked! Watch the video.
Jeb is the perfect example of what a Muscle Bear Cub should look like. If you think he's cute, then get a FREE membership to MuscleBearCub.com. It's a dating site for guys into younger, smaller bears. You know, furry chests with a six pack... yum!
Previous Posts:
Mr. Muscle Bear Cub Contest
Hairrison Street Fair 2008
Hairrison Street Fair 2007
Hairrison Street Fair 2006
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All Amateur Bears 3 - Bear Films
Assuming that all previous models in Bear Films were "professional", what a RELIEF to let down one's hair and see amateurs go at it! Wow, after watching this movie I want to go bear hunting! That is if I am ready to enter the wild kingdom. These guys are big, furry, and beefy. You will see scenes that are really intense and others that have a more tender and loving aspect to them. What I found most interesting was the variety of bears that are in this production some are younger others are graying and older. None of them have lost their sex drive or desire. These guys go at it as if they are on fire. I was surprised in some scenes by who ended up on top. Either way this film is fun to watch. From sucking to rimming to fucking with some great ass slapping along the way. These bears will have you wanting to mate.
Themes: Gay Bear, Hairy, Big Bears, Fur, Hairy, Husky, Cub, Burly, Belly, Bellies, Woofy, Chubby, 3-Way, Daddy, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Facial Hair
Produced & Directed: by Ian Buck, Daniel Archer, Sean North, Mike Mason
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Double Standard by Titan
The press release asks the rhetorical question, "Ever wonder what goes on at your apartment building with the repairmen and building managers while you’re at work?"
My response, as a landlord and homeowner, is keep an eye on the workers at all times. They'll either bill you for too many hours, or get caught up wasting time on unrelated tasks. And if you hire a bunch of guys that are too good looking, or your gaydar starts to go off, don't hire them! The job will end up expensive, incomplete or captured on film for Titan, like the new one, "Double Standard".
Directed by Brian Mills, Double Standard stars TitanMen exclusives Dean Flynn, François Sagat, Rick van Sant and Diesel Washington along with five other hot and hung studs.
TitanMen exclusive François Sagat is repairing a kitchen when he stumbles upon a dishwasher filled with sex toys; he can’t wait to hop on the countertop and slam a fat one up his ass. Max Schutler, making his first TitanMen appearance, is glad to give him a helping hand before they have a piss-soaked fuck and suck session that results in multiple cumshots for each stud.
TitanMen exclusive Rick van Sant is going over blueprints with Markus Ram but talk of electrical shafts and load-bearing walls has them both thinking of other things. Rick effortlessly swallows Markus’s massive cock before fucking him, and Markus returns the favor by plunging his fist deep inside Rick’s hungry ass and then pounding it hard with his cock.
TitanMen exclusive Diesel Washington is the building manager who’s got his eye on resident Eric Moreau (a new TitanMen discovery making his incendiary first appearance). When he calls Diesel to fix his hot water, the hunk can’t wait to lay some pipe with him. Diesel seduces his crush before giving him an intense but sensual fuck this eager and hungry bottom won’t soon forget.
Eric’s boyfriend—TitanMen exclusive Dean Flynn—suspects something’s up back home, so when his car breaks down, he can’t wait to exact a revenge fuck with the two mechanics, horsehung newcomer Tyler Peter and Billy Berlin (also in his first TitanMen feature), in the all-outdoors, explosive finale.
Available on DVD and Blu-ray™. For the first time ever, the Blu-ray™ version gives you the option of viewing the retail edit or the director’s expanded edit, which features fisting and watersports. Both hot, both intense – your choice to watch what turns you on! DVD is the director’s expanded edit, which is available only at titanmen.com.
TitanMen exclusives Dean Flynn, François Sagat, Rick van Sant, and Diesel Washington. Also starring Billy Berlin, Eric Moreau, Tyler Peter, Markus Ram and Max Schutler.
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September 10, 2008
Jock Tease - Another Gay Porn Sports Movie
I always get a laugh whenever I see another gay porn movie come out with a sports theme. The models usually don't know which end of the baseball bat to pick up - unless it's going into his ass.
Now, don't jump all over me with comments like, "I know PLENTY of gay jocks in real life!" Spare me. Gay men left weights. Period. And it's not as a sport, unless you consider "manhunting" a sport. Queens work out just to look good naked, not for the competitive aspect. Want proof? Check out this article from Boston's "Edge" entitled, "Does a ’gay’ softball team need a homo-quota?". It says,
D2, a team from San Francisco, beat the Atlanta Mudcats in the series to qualify for the A Division championship game against the Los Angeles Vipers. But the Mudcats filed a protest, alleging that six of D2’s players were straight. North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance (NAGAA) rules state a team in the series may have no more than two straight players on its squad. A review indicated that four of the six players were straight, D2 was disqualified, the championship was awarded to the Vipers, and the Mudcats and other teams which finished behind D2 all moved up a notch in the standings... San Francisco Gay Softball League Commissioner Vincent Fuqua said, "My understanding is they were read a definition of what a homosexual person was and what a gay person was. How they responded was used to determine whether they were gay or straight. Not one person when they responded ever actually said they were straight."
So the gay softball team needs to recruit straight players in order to win. Hmmm. So much for the abundance of gay athletes, but that doesn't count the abundance of gay sports fetishists.
"Jock Tease" just arrived from Jet Set to compete with Falcon's line of Jocks titles, with the same shaved chests and clean cut "athletes". But as Falcon has mostly moved away from strictly sports-oriented themes for their Jocks line, Chris Steele (a former Falcon director) is apparently hoping to take over that market. (I'm just guessing, I don't know anyone's business plans.) Whether the boys actually know how to play some of these games is irrelevant. If they look good in a tight uniform, the movie is a hit.
"Jock Tease" will appeal to viewers who have fetishes for athletes in soccer, football, basketball, wrestling and synchronized swimming. (Sorry, not the last one...) It's directed by Chris Steele and stars Jet Set Men Exclusives David Dakota, Aaron James, & Dylan Wood with Shawn Hunter, Lucas Knowles, Derrick Long, Mason Ross, Jack Ryan, Zachary Ryan, Brent Steele, Chris Thomas and William West.
And as a side note, whether he is a jock or not in real life, seeing Aaron James in that photo on the top left I finally see what everyone is talking about! He's smoking hot!
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Strawberry Blond Marcus Steele Now A Jet Set Man
North Hollywood, CA—Jet Set announced the signing of versatile top Marcus Steele to an exclusive contract this week, its second such announcement in the last week, bringing its total slate of exclusive models now to five.
Steele, 24, born, raised and still living in the Deep South, speaks with a soft twang but fucks with a rock hard 7” cock that is always at the ready.
Indeed, Jet Set’s Chris Steele said his namesake (no relation), featured in the Director’s upcoming October video SLIDE, knows how to perform for the camera:
“Marcus is a polite Southern gentleman until it comes time to do a scene, at which point he turns into a total sexual dynamo who’s always willing to do what it takes to entertain viewers AND have fun at the same time.”
Adds Jet Set’s John Tegan, who directed him in the just-wrapped Muscle Mountain (due in November), “Marcus is an always horny and always hard top who had no problem rolling over and taking a cock up his ass to keep the sexual energy of the scene high and take it to a whole other level.”
Steele becomes the latest stud in Jet Set Men’s exclusive stable that now boasts MTV star Aaron James, Hung Country star Dylan Wood, Jock TEASE star David Dakota, and SLIDE’s Derec Stone.
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Auditioning Furry Honey With a Six Pack
Randy Blue amazes me once again. How did this adorable stud just wander into his studio? He's got facial hair, a little fur on his chest and ripped body with six pack abs. And he "likes boys". (Ah, there's always hope...)
Watch him as he auditions, but then go ahead and join Randy Blue - you're going to see a lot more of Gabriel Shams very soon, so get your membership now.
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It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (and homoerotic!)
I love the FX show "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" and can't wait for the fourth season starting next week. Such twisted humor and such hot boys! And Danny DeVito!
The clip above is a sampling of the homoerotic and hilarious nature of the show, discussing twinks vs. bears.
But back to the hot boys on the show, it's also very homoerotic, with plenty of nakedness. Glenn Howerton is never shy about showing his chiseled furry chest, but Rob McElhenney is a dreamboat (see below). I watch intently for Rob McElhenney to go shirtless, and he never disappoints.
In the video above, he asks if he would be considered a bear, and the boys say, "No, not hairy enough." Well, I think they needed to bring me in as an expert consultant on that. Maybe not a bear, per se, but definitely a bear cub.
Now, how can I get Rob McElhenney to post a free personal ad on MuscleBearCub.com...?
Is Danny DeVito a bear?
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September 9, 2008
Chi Chi To Open Gay Porn Retail Store - Yeah, Really!
Everybody in the porn business is bemoaning that retail DVD sales are in the toilet, but now I get word that Chi Chi LaRue is opening a retail store to sell gay porn! “Chi Chi LaRue’s” will be an upscale styled boutique offering the entire Channel 1 catalog of over 2,000 titles and products to a single location. “Chi Chi LaRue’s” will offer DVDs, a huge array of novelties, lubricants, condoms apparel, cards, photo books, calendars and more. While the store will carry mostly Channel 1 products, C1R will be working closely with key partners to offer all the adult essentials. Novelties will be exclusively provided by Topco Sales, including the complete and wildly popular Rascal Toy line and a new Chi Chi LaRue line of toys. An exclusive arrangement has also been made with ONE Condoms to provide all the protective barriers the shop will offer.
At first I thought it was a bad idea because Raging Stallion just recently sued a porn store right across the street for non-payment of merchandise. But then I thought, hey, this might not be a bad idea - IF they copy the business model of Apple Stores. Get clerks that know the product, make it a clean, fun atmosphere, host in-store events for premiers - in other words, do the things that other porn stores are not doing. Most porn stores haven't changed since the 1970's - run down buildings with no windows in sketchy neighborhoods, dirty old men in trenchcoats, and surly-looking junkie clerks. This idea could be big.
“This place is going to be over-the-top FABULOUS!” says Director/C1R partner Chi Chi LaRue, “I’m thrilled to be opening a store where customers can come and get the full Chi Chi experience. It will also be a great place for us to hold in-store appearances where fans can come and be a part of it all, then take home some delicious porn and naughty goodies.”
“Chi Chi LaRue’s” will be opening in November 2008 and will be located at 8923 Santa Monica Boulevard in the heart of West Hollywood, just east of Robertson Boulevard. Surrounded by the most popular clubs in Southern California, the boutique will be yet another destination to thousands of WeHo visitors monthly. With the hottest local boys providing plenty of eye-candy, “Chi Chi LaRue’s” brings even more heat to the boulevard!
UPDATE: The correct address of the new store will be 8932 Santa Monica Blvd, which used to be porn store called Drake's. The press release had the wrong address, and I spent all that time decorating a picture of a bank building! I can't win...
If you're not in West Hollywood or can't wait for the latest from Channel 1, click the boxcover the purchase "He Fucked My Father". (That title is somehow so wrong!) Click the box cover to see the trailer, too.
Shot entirely on location at a secluded mountain ranch HE FUCKED MY FATHER features an A-list cast of both ALL WORLDS and RASCAL EXCLUSIVES. Director DOUG JEFFRIES sexually charged tale stars CAMERON MARSHALL as the guy who's dad all his buddies want to bed down with. Hairy Masculine KEN MACK plays the father who eventually strips down and throws his legs up for Big Dicked Twink CAMERON TAYLOR. Filled with stunning videography, top notch editing and clever direction this is one hot fuck flick, filled with many standout performances by BLAKE RILEY, JOSH VAUGHN and newcomer VANCE WINTER. Cast: Blake Riley, Cameron Marshall, Josh Vaughn, Vance Winter, Cameron Taylor, Cort Donovan, Kai Ford, Ken Mack, Wolf Hudson
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Ricky Sinz - Raging Stallion Lifetime Exclusive
Got this press release from Raging Stallion today, and I learned a lot of very interesting information about my cream-dream, Ricky Sinz. Did you know, besides being in the Army, he was also a boxer, a Martial Arts champ, a producer of straight porn, and raised a million dollars for charity? Read the details below, but he'll end up being mostly remembered for shoving a rifle up his butt, though.
Raging Stallion President Chris Ward today announced that superstar performer Ricky Sinz has been signed by the San Francisco-based studio to a lifetime contract to perform in films, print media, and web markets, as well as to develop new projects aimed at the mainstream adult market. Ricky Sinz recently completed his first year as a Raging Stallion exclusive, earning more industry awards than any other performer during the past year, including 3 GayVNS and 3 Grabbys for his highly acclaimed performance as a drill sergeant in GRUNTS, last year's top movie. Sinz was recently filmed in the lead role for To The Last Man, Raging Stallion's big budget western epic scheduled to release Thanksgiving weekend. Ricky Sinz has also been developing a male-focuses straight line that features major gay porn stars in straight roles.
"We have enjoyed working with Ricky over the past year, and his performance in GRUNTS really helped make the film the classic that it has become," commented Ward. "His performance in To The Last Man is over-the-top--the man really should be in Hollywood! He is a real talent and we at Raging Stallion are thrilled that he will be part of the studio for the long haul."
When asked about becoming a Raging Stallion lifetime exclusive Ricky had this to say: "When it came time for me to re-sign with the studio, Chris Ward, Kent Taylor and I were all on the same page with where I wanted my career to go and where they wanted me to go. I know a lifetime exclusive is a rarity these days, so I was honored when I was offered this opportunity. I have never had a bad experience at Raging Stallion and they have treated me like family since the beginning. I have learned so much about this industry and about myself by taking this path in life and the only regret I have is that I didn’t do it sooner!"
A short Bio on Ricky Sinz:
Ricky “The Hammer” Sinz was born and raised in Chicago, Illinois. Ricky spent eight years in the US Army as a Special Forces Sergeant First Class. In those eight years, he was responsible for 28 confirmed kills and a three year stint in Iraq where he was injured in an ambush and his vehicle with struck with 2 155mm artillery shells in a roadside bombing, After his time with the armed forces, he became a professional Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighter who fought in tournaments from California to Thailand. He currently holds an undefeated MMA record of 87 wins, 6 draws and 0 losses. He received his Golden Gloves as an amateur boxer at the age of 16.
Ricky Sinz partnered up with adult film legend Gunner and Scott LaRock and became co-owner of the straight adult film studio Hole and a Heartbeat Studios which became a huge success and branched out into a record line and fashion line. The notorious studio featured all straight men who were heavily tattooed and they were known for throwing the wildest and raunchiest parties in Philly. He served as a director and a producer on several films for the studio as well as being an adult film actor.
Ricky Sinz later dissolved his partnership with Hole and a Heartbeat studios and signed as a Raging Stallion Studios Exclusive in 2007. He identifies himself as a bisexual man. While at Raging Stallion Studios, he was a Technical Director as well as an actor for a major award winning gay porn film GRUNTS, in which, at the 2008 GayVN Awards, he won 3 of the 8 awards for the film because of three of his performances. GRUNTS was the first gay porn film released on Blu-ray Disc and a film with a record breaking production budget in the gay porn industry.
Ricky Sinz is an example of a star who has been able to push the limits in the adult industry to new heights, he is up front and honest about his lifestyle and who he is. He may be one of the baddest boys porn has ever seen but he has a soft side as well. He has raised over one million dollars since 1998 to support foundations ranging from homeless shelters, HIV clinics, disabled veterans, cancer foundations, and various other charities and events to help the global community and to push the gay rights movement mainstream.
Ricky Sinz has been groomed and mentored by legendary producers and actors such as Toby Ross, Michael Brandon, David Daju, Ben Leon, Toni DiMarco, and the legendary Chris Ward to become a major superstar in adult film.
Award winning adult Film Star
Ricky "The Hammer" Sinz
Raging Stallion Studios Exclusive
www.rickysinzxxx.com
2006 BEST TWINK VIDEO GRABBYS
2007 PERFORMER OF THE YEAR XBIZ nominee
2007 BEST SEX SCENE GAYVN
2007 BEST SOLO GAYVN
2007 BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR GAYVN
2007 MAN OF THE YEAR XXX REVIEW
2008 BEST SOLO GRABBYS
2008 BEST TWO WAY SEX SCENE GRABBYS
2008 BEST THREE WAY SEX SCENE GRABBYS
2008 BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR GRABBYS
2008 BEST NEW COMER GRABBYS
2008 BEST PICTURE GRUNTS (Raging Stallion) GAYVN
2008 BEST PICTURE: GRUNTS(Raging Stallion) GRABBYS
2008 BEST FETISH FILM : Ink Storm (Raging Stallion) GRABBYS
2008 Best Porn Star European Gay Porn Awards
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September 8, 2008
MTV Video Music Awards SUCKED!
Yes, I admit, I got caught up in the hype surrounding the MTV Video Music Awards. Yes, there were a few interesting moments, but it mostly sucked.
Russell Brand - well, he'll never work in this town again. He seemed like an unrehearsed, third string bar comic with no jokes. They warned us - he's OUTRAGEOUS! Anything could happen! Bah. I'm sure he originally got a reputation for some drunken raving, but now that's he's sobered up, he's got no act. His running joke (and his ONLY joke) was based on "I'm a slut and the Jonas Brothers are virgins!" Okay, we got it. You're an overdressed toad that over compensates to make up for low self esteem. (Hello, Marilyn Manson!) Later in the show, it's obvious someone told him to apologize to Jonas Brothers, and the apology was really uncomfortable and forced.
Britney's cleaned up her act, too, but look at how it was done. I predict she's going to turn into a Jesus freak. She "won" three awards, (but they were just given to her to get her on stage three times), and she thanked "God" each time. They gave her nothing difficult to say or do, and she still "phoned it in". Just look at the deer-in-the-headlights photo. When you give the "proper" mood altering drugs to a manic depressive, they turn into a compliant zombie. Combine that with the 12 Step emphasis on a "higher power", and they've brainwashed her into submission.
In the opening number, the dancers came out looking like zombies from "Thriller", that escorted Rhianna on this rolling pyramid thing that looked like the villain robots in "Logan's Run".
The only good part of the show had nothing to do with the "talent", it had to do with the stage crew. Jonas Brothers did a little ballad sitting on a doorstep and lip syncing to some really lame song. I thought, "What is this? The Perry Como Show?" Squeaky clean boy band of brothers - is it the Osmonds? (Shhhh. Don't tell anyone, it IS the reincarnated Osmond Brothers!) But as the song picked up into a somewhat quote/unquote "rocking" song, the background disappeared to reveal them outdoors on a platform in the New York street scene at Paramount Studios, just as they opened the gates for a million screaming teeny boppers running to the stage from all directions caught on multiple cameras. Very exciting and clever, even though the song itself was forgettable.
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September 6, 2008
Redneck Straight Guys For Your Pleasure
With so much talk about Sarah Palin's redneck background and how so many Americans can relate to that (never mind the inconsistency of underage teenage pregnancy and the anti-choice anti-gay Evangelical hockey mom), I thought it might be fun to feature some redneck Southern boys.
SouthernStrokes.com features mostly straight (or straight-ish) guys from the Bible Belt red states.
First up on the top left if Beau, and if he doesn't fit the description of a Southern redneck on the down low, I think you'd have to go to Alaska to find a redder redneck. Beau is 20, has done now three shoots with SouthernStrokes.com. Standing at 5'7", his nice thick 8 " cock is sure to please, and his nice bubble ass sure seems to be screaming for something. During his interview, he mentioned he had spent time in jail, but shortly after the shoot he was arrested once again for a probation violation.
Next, on the top right is Blake. Blake is 20, 5'7", and smooth as a baby's ass. With his nice 8.5 uncut cock, and huge bubble ass, combined with his wining personality.
Then there's Zack, the straight boy with glasses. Age 18, height 5'7", about 180 lbs (all muscle and COCK ) Eyes: Hazel, Hair: Dirty Blond. He's very shy and doesn't really know his own sexual power.
And finally, there's Brandon with Beau, right after he gets out of jail, and with stories to tell! They spent the first hour talking about who gets the most pussy and who knows how to fuck best. After the macho talk was done, the clothes came off almost immediately with each helping the other out of their pants. It is so much fun to watch these southern boys get naked. It’s almost like they get naked with their friends all the time.
The boys had barely got their pants off when Beau pushes Brandon down on the couch and then grabs his big cock. Beau couldn’t wait to get his mouth Brandon’s huge rod! Watching Beau deep throat like he had done this before, the director was afraid that the shoot was going to be over quickly.
Brandon wasn’t about to let this shoot end without doing some sucking of his own. You can tell these two have received plenty of head because they sure do know how to suck a nice cock. Brandon shoots one of the biggest loads I have ever seen after Beau shows us that he can swallow an 8 ½ cock like a pro.
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September 4, 2008
Bears and Naked Twinks On Trampolines!
Not only did I put a ton of photos in the VIP Room of LavenderLounge.com, but here are some sample videos of Bears on Trampolines (Part 1 and 2) and Naked Twinks On Trampolines. Listen closely and you'll see I even got the theme music from The Man Show's Girls On Trampolines!
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Buckshot's "Splish Splash"
There has been a bit of a heatwave here in San Francisco for about two weeks with no end in sight. That's really unusual for this area. Just as I am sitting here sweltering from the heat, a smoking hot blond All-American Fed Ex driver delivers me the new movie from Buckshot. Now, I know all the delivery guys around here, but I've never seen this one before. Finally, I understand where all those delivery man fantasy porn themes come from.
But back to my point. The new movie from Buckshot is entitled, "Splish Splash" and it all takes place around a beautiful swimming pool. Just the thing I'm dreaming about right now! I'd like to grab that blond, All-American Fed Ex guy, strip him naked, throw him into a pool, fuck his brains out, then "splish splash" all over his sinewy chest!
Oh well, just a fantasy. Guess I'll have to just watch the free video clip above and think about Mason Wyler, Max Schulter, Kurt Wild, Andrew Blue, David Dakota, Jonathan Lowe, Jherrad Lopez, and Guy Parker doing that with each other.
To get your own copy of Buckshot's "Splish Splash", click the link below. I also put a sample gallery of photos from the movie in the Lavender Lounge VIP Room under Hunks.
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Michael Jackson On Suicide Watch - Dating Pam Anderson?
If that picture doesn't show how "troubled" Michael Jackson is, I don't know how much more of a cry for help there could be. This shot was taken at his 50th birthday over the weekend, and he showed up at a party in Las Vegas in pajamas. Shades of Howard Hughes? He is officially now on suicide watch.
Oh wait, it gets worse. Someone leaked that he's been meeting Pamela Anderson at a bar in Malibu. She must be his crystal meth connection, certainly not his "date".
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Harvey Milk Movie Trailer
The trailer for Gus Van Sant's movie about Harvey Milk is now available. There are a lot of scenes from the big rally in front of City Hall where I was an extra.
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Jason Priestly - Bear Cub 90210
Yes, that really is Brandon Walsh from Beverly Hills 90210. He appeared recently at some celebrity run sporting a beard. (On his FACE, silly!) Jason Priestley has turned into quite a cute little bear cub! I always thought he was adorable (and a closet case...) but this new look really suits him. Probably allows him to mingle with humans without getting mauled.
Jason Priestley, if you're reading this, please register yourself for a free personal ad at Muscle Bear Cub! Bear cubs like you tend to mate within their own species, so you'll get plenty of dates, even if you aren't so famous anymore. There's lots of big 'ole bears that like the little guys, too.
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Why The Republicans Chose St. Paul
One of the best Daily Show skits ever! They explain why the Republicans chose St. Paul for their convention. Was it the Larry Craig bathroom?
Flashback to the 2000 Republican Convention with Steven Colbert. And now, your moment of Zen.
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September 3, 2008
Sarah Palin - White House MILF
These pictures of MILF-VP-TO-BE Sarah Palin are so good, I need to share them! I don't even need to paint cum dripping out of her pussy like Perez Hilton would. The pictures tell their own story.
So, how long will it take to for a porn movie titled "Whitehouse MILF" or "VPILF" (Vice President I'd Like to Fuck) to hit the video stores?
I'm thinking Monday. Keep MILF Pay Per View for updates.
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Hot or Not? Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy Levi Johnston
Scruffy white trash redneck 18 year year old jock that is into guns and statutory rape. Hot or not? I'd hit it.
The New York Daily News has found Bristol Palin's baby daddy! Well, I think they just did a couple of searches on MySpace. They describe 18-year-old Levi Johnston as a "a superhunky bad-boy ice hockey player from cold country."
According to his MySpace page (which is offline now), Levi is just a "fuckin' redneck" who doesn't want kids. Levi loves snowboarding, dirt bikes, fishing and "fuckin' chillin'." He also loves the word "fuckin'."
The gossip today is that Sarah Palin might have to pull out of the race. An unfortunate choice of words, given the pregnant teenage daughter and Sarah Palin's own shotgun wedding. The family doesn't seem to know much about "pulling out".
Investigative reporters are booking direct flights from New Orleans to Alaska as I type, hoping to find more dirt, and I think they will find plenty. And you KNOW there has got to be a sex tape out there! Maybe not Levi and Bristol, but probably Sarah the MILF. Someone has already purchased VPILF.com!
So here's one scenario. Sarah Palin pulls out of the race and McCain's people help to bury her in obscurity, but the "Levistol" story won't go away. Baby daddy marries the girl quickly then quietly divorces her two years later. I'm predicting the Sarah Palin extended family is going to play out much like Tonya Harding, Jeff Gillooly, Dustin Diamond (Screech), John Wayne Bobbit, Britney Spears first husband, Britney Spears second husband, and the list of has-beens goes on.
Our boy Levi is scheduled to appear at the Republican Convention tonight, so prepare for the media frenzy around him. He might just decide he likes the spotlight, and once he gets Bristol off his back, a slimey agent gets him on reality shows. That idea flops, and next thing you know, he's on gay porn sites.
Just because he's a jock, don't hold your breath for him on FratMen.tv. Even with the recent publicity from the college wrestlers (more "troubled" jocks...) Levi doesn't fit the FratMen.tv type. Frat Men wants squeaky clean boys.
Then there's SouthernStrokes.com, which features mostly straight rednecks from Southern states. Well, maybe they could say he's from Southern Alaska...
After he's exhausted every other avenue, expect to see Levi Johnston on Broke Straight Boys in 2010, followed by an orgy with Kevin Federline, Casey Aldridge (Jamie Lynn Spears' baby daddy) and Al Reynolds (Star Jones' ex) at Circle Jerk Boys. (That actually sounds kinda hot...)
And judging by his stocky build at the tender age of 18, it won't be long before this redneck Kodiak bear cub is bumping booties on BearFilms.com .
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September 2, 2008
Bear Fair 2008 - Hairrison Was Jumping!
Hairrison Street Fair was a huge success for Lavender Lounge and Muscle Bear Cub. Thanks to Prideworks' Pete King, my company got some of the best promotional exposure ever, and it was all very low-stress and fun.
As part of Bear Week, I was able to sponsor the Mr. Muscle Bear Cub Contest on Friday as an official event of Bear Week, which meant it was listed in all the promotional materials. But the big event was the fair on Sunday, and I was allowed to set up an inflatable "bounce house". Pete gave me special placement because, as he said, "When they walk in, I want it to be the first thing they see, just like Cinderella's castle at Disneyland!"
We weren't charging anything to jump in the Lavender Lounge sponsored pink and purple princess castle, but some guys were a little shy about trying it. Naturally, it was the younger, more physically fit guys that took the plunge and bounced around. There was fear early on that it might get broken by some giant chubby bears, but it was remarkably durable. Only once did we get more than three guys at once, which seems to be the limit. With four or more guys, there was a tendency for it to tip over, but it only takes a few minutes to get completely winded from the physical exertion.
With help from Sister Jane and Postulant Cathy Lick, we recruited plenty of cute guys to let us frisk them for sharp objects, then strip down to underwear (or less!) and bounce around. What a tough job!
VIP Members of Lavender Lounge can view photo galleries of 150 shots from Mr. Muscle Bear Cub Contest and 600 photos from Hairrison Street Fair 2008. Look in "Muscle Bear Cub" section for the contest photos and look in the "Paparazzi" section for the street fair photos.
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