October 15, 2008
Madonna To Divorce Guy Ritchie
The official announcement came this morning from Madonna's own publicist. Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce after 7 and a half years of marriage. There are three kids and half a billion dollars to divide up, and reportedly no pre-nuptual agreement. I can't believe there is no pre-nup. Yes, he was her boytoy and ten years her junior. He looks good in a suit or shirtless. He's cute, but his dick can't be that big...
The divorce announcement was not a surprise. She's been seen dating baseball player A-Rod (Alex Rodriguez), who recently filmed a commercial at a friend's apartment in the Castro. She hired Paul McCartney's divorce attorney (and you see how well THAT went!), and there's been plenty of reports of them being separated and attempts to rekindle the romance.
It's interesting how I've had two other indirect brushes with Her Madgesty in the past year. I was an extra in the Harvey Milk movie with her ex-husband Sean Penn, and I had dinner with her former fling Dennis Rodman. Both times I kept nudging my friends exclaiming, "Girl, he was INSIDE Madonna!"
But the big news about Madonna is not the divorce - it's the SHOES! Check out these Chanel shoes with pistols as the heels designed by Karl Lagerfeld. They're to die for - literally! Slave laborers are working around the clock to get knock-offs of those pistol shoes in size 14 ready for Halloween!
Posted by lavenderlounge at 12:06 PM
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