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November 27, 2004

Dick Wolf Retired?

I haven't confirmed it, but it seems Hot House exclusive Dick Wolf may have retired - to the nearest all-you-can-eat buffet! I spotted this recent 11/23/04 update on Dick Wolf's profile at BigMuscleBears.com:

and i dont ONLY fuck all the time. honestly i spend most of my time being mellow and listening to music or laughing about my runaway porn career. i stopped doing porn and now i have a little belly which i think is way sexier than the abs. (if you wanna rub it come on over!)

His stats say, Height: 5'9", Chest: 44", Bicep: 16.5", Weight: 200(!), Waist: 34"(!!). Yikes! I remember bookmarking his profile at BigMuscle.com just before he got into porn. His profile originally said he was 170 pounds, and one of his early updates said he had just reached 180 ("honk if you love steroids!").

His profile on BigMuscle.com gives a little more detail: "wow now ive finally hit my recent goal of 200#. i am one big beefy boy. all my shirts fit like theyre painted on and my ass is so huge i have had to buy all new pants. and to be honest its really hard to carry all that ass up the hills here in sf, im having to move to an apartment in a flatter part of town. any leads on such a place would be appreciated, or if anyone has a rascal for sale i am interested. especially if its one that has roll bars. i live on a steep hill."

I wish he had some recent photos, or rather, I wish I could convince him to let me take some new photos of him. Sounds like he's now perfectly suited for either MuscleBearCub.com or BellyWorship.com. Dick Wolf is one of those guys that would be sexy at any size. I've seen him at Bear events, and he fits right in. With a little extra padding, he could very well be the new icon for bears, muscle bears, bear cubs, or even, duh!, muscle bear cubs. (I am trying to make "muscle bear cubs" my niche for the original photography I create at Lavender Lounge. I've got a few models there already but I need to start soliciting more models that fit the type.) Paging Dick Wolf - let me shoot some pictures - I'll buy lunch!

Before he gets cast as Kirstie Alley's "wacky neighbor" in her new Showtime series Fat Actress, let's take a look at the skinny Dick Wolf in action with these free video clips, including Dick Wolf's most notorious doggie scene in Skuff II.

DICK WOLF FILMOGRAPHY

Dick Wolf was the Naked Sword Dream Team choice for March 2004. Read more of his bio here. (Movie clips provided by Naked Sword.)

Skuff II by Hot House - 56k | 100k | 350k

Mo' Bubble Butt by Hot House - 56k | 100k | 350k

Manhunt By Hot House

Mo' Bubble Butt By Hot House

Perfect Fit By Hot House

Skuff II By Hot House

Posted by lavenderloungeblog at 03:28 PM

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