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December 11, 2004
Dick Wolf Before and After
On November 27 I reported that Hot House Exclusive Dick Wolf had possibly retired from porn movies. I've since confirmed it from Dick Wolf himself.
I also reported that Dick Wolf had possibly celebrated his retirement by putting on a few pounds. As a joke, I did a little Photoshop magic to simulate what Dick Wolf might look like with a little belly. I was hoping that a photo shoot of him sporting a little gut would be a good way to re-launch my site, BellyWorship.com. I wrote to him offering to take some updated photos of him and attached the doctored photo. Here is his reply:
"hey lavander.
thanks for the cute pic but my belly is way bigger than that now. and now that im a big (fat) star, i get paid big fat cash for my shit. how much you lookin to throw down on this photo session? lemme know
dicky w"
I had no idea how much money to offer him for a photo shoot. I wrote back hoping to bond with him and enticing him to do it more for fun than for money. When big porn stars get paid a lot, they also have to work hard for their money. I was proposing doing an "easy" shoot and appealing to his anarchist's sense of humor, and maybe do more of a satirical anti-glamour themed shoot. I haven't heard back yet, so I assume he wants a firm dollar amount to consider it.
I spoke to someone from Hot House last night and apologized for any possible negative effect my teasing of Dick Wolf would inflict on the studio. He said it wasn't a problem and pointed out that, as remarkable as it sounds, Dick Wolf's rate as an escort has acutally gone UP along with his weight!
What?
If that's true, why am I still carbo-phobic and fretting about waist size like Scarlett O'Hara having her Mammy tighten up her corset? ("But, Mammy, I just GOT to be a 17" waist!")
Please add your comments and tell me how much money I should offer Dick Wolf for a solo photo session, based on the "after" photo above.
DICK WOLF FILMOGRAPHY
Dick Wolf was the Naked Sword Dream Team choice for March 2004. Read more of his bio here. (Movie clips provided by Naked Sword.)
Skuff II by Hot House - 56k | 100k | 350k
Mo' Bubble Butt by Hot House - 56k | 100k | 350k
Manhunt By Hot House
Mo' Bubble Butt By Hot House
Perfect Fit By Hot House
Skuff II By Hot House
Posted by lavenderloungeblog at 07:27 PM
Comments
Dick Wolf is gorgeous with that extra padding, and deserves as much as neccesary, say, a dollar a pound? I would looove to be a such a shoot, I'm sure it would be delicious. I'd even bring the snacks.
Posted by: Ben at January 17, 2005 12:25 AM
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