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April 02, 2005

Pooped-Out Pope

Our Pope has just about pooped-out, so it's time to start a death pool! When do you think he's going to kick? Take a look at the chart below and choose a four hour block that you believe he will meet his maker. HURRY! He might already be having tea with Terry Shiavo at this moment!

Send me an email at info@lavenderlounge.com, post to the comments, or call me if you have my number. Don't delay, he's fading fast!

If you guess the right time slot you win a prize - free gay porn**!

It's OK to choose a block that has already been taken. In case of a tie, winners will split the prizes.

UPDATE: I almost didn't bother to start this project, because I feared that the Pope would be gone before I even finished the chart. The plucky Pontiff finally made his Papal passing at 11:37 AM Pacific Standard Time.

We have two winners, both gay porn webmasters! SnowBoy and Gay Sex Blog Congratulations. And guess what - the rest of you are LOSERS!

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS STATEMENT: I did not intend to offend anyone's spiritual beliefs by starting this little game. If you look at the wording I've used so far, I've made no direct insults to Catholics or the Pope as an individual. The office of the Pope is considered a public figure and therefore fair game for criticism, but I did not go that route. The rest of the media is scrambling to make the same predictions and gambling with much higher stakes to program their coverage. The event WILL happen. The winners at CNN's death pool with be the advertisers whose commercials run at just the right moment. The winners of MY death pool with get free porn. What's the difference?

*Note: This timeslot is three hours due to time change to Daylight Savings.

CONTEST RULES
**Prizes will be decided by the Webmaster of Lavender Lounge Blog. If you live nearby, I will hand you a gay porn DVD of my choice. (Yippee!) If you don't live nearby, you'll get a one month membership to LavenderLounge.com. Adult webmasters probably won't want more porn, so I'll give you a month of free banner space on Lavender Lounge Blog. However, if you piss me off, you don't get anything.

COMMENTS:
-I'm bummed I haven't had enough time to pitch my reality series to Mark Burnett the "Survivor" producer. I envision a show called "The Apostle" where a film crew follows the Cardinal College around and we watch as they eliminate Papal candidates. They'd have challenges such as exorcising demons and converting Jews. Oh well. Another opportunity missed.
xo
Selma

I'll take the time slot on Saturday evening that contains 6:66pm (which is really 7:06pm) right around sundown on the sabbat. Sounds like a good date for an appointment with piety.
Bella

Put Monday 2pm-6pm under Nambla the God-Fearing Bunny/Clown, please. Laugh out loud funny, you are.
Ggreg D. Taylor, O.S.

Well shouldn't we heretics do something meaningful???
Sister Tilly Cums Again

Head of a mysoginist, homophobic organization or not, he is still a human, and deserves better at this hour of his death than this crap. I am ashamed of you.. We yell at Phelps for picketing funerals but do this?
Sister Mary Mae Himm

...sorry, but you're not going to trick me into this one. The Pope pooped two weeks ago. Hell, they kept Rose Kennedy "alive" til she was..what? 104? Yeah, I bought that one, too.
Mark Adams - VidioView.com

Posted by lavenderloungeblog at 11:22 AM

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