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December 09, 2005
Gay Cowboy Movie - Brokeback Mountain
Well, today is the day. The long awaited Hollywood blockbuster movie about gay cowboys opens today. If you've been living under a Red State rock for the past year, "Brokeback Mountain" stars Heath Ledger and the dreamy, droopy-eyed Jake Gyllenhaal. And no, you can't have my Jakey - he's all mine.
The countdown begins for the first gay porn studio to make the hardcore version of "Brokeback Mountain". The easiest pun on that name would be, of course, "Bareback Mountain", but no major studio would touch that. (Darn that pesky pandemic!) That leaves EVERY bareback studio the option to make their own version of "Bareback Mountain", or "Brokecondom Mountain", "or "BrokeMyCommittmentToSafeSex Mountain". And you know there will be 14 cheesey (and unsafe) versions with the same name.
Until then, watch this trailer from "Brokeback Mountain" featuring my little Jakey, and that Heath Bar guy, or you can watch last year's blockbuster gay cowboy movie, "Buckleroos" from Buckshot.
Posted by lavenderloungeblog at 08:01 PM
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