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April 13, 2006
New Exclusives for Falcon/Mustang
Why do porn star names always sound like, er, porn star names?
Falcon just signed three lovely young gentlemen to represent their family of companies as exclusive models. I'll get to their obvious charms and comely appointments in a moment, but first, let us examine their newly chosen names.
Granted, every American male child born in the early to mid 1980's was named either Justin, Jeremy, Jason, Joshua, Jacob, or Chad. That's a well known fact. Now that those 20 somethings are all old enough to be porn stars, they have to pick their porn star names. For reasons I cannot explain, certain combinations of first and last names sound more "porny", and therefore make the guys seem more attractive and sell more videos. Just like advertising agencies that get paid millions to create product names, I am considering going into the business of getting paid to create porn star names. Surely, I could come up with something less campy than "Brock Penn", "Jake Dakota", or "Dak Ramsey". (And don't call me Shirley...)
Now, back to the new Falcon exclusives. "Brock Penn" has been tapped as the new Falcon exclusive while Jake Dakota and Dak Ramsey have been chosen (along with Cal "Speedy" Reynolds) to represent the relaunched (and uber-butch) new Mustang line. I am looking forward to seeing much, much more of these three studs, especially the hairy chested pair. Although, Brock Penn looks like he has plenty of stubble that could grow back into a nice mane.
Here's more on these newbies from the Falcon propaganda department:
Falcon Studios announced the signing of Brock Penn as their newest Exclusive. Brocks first film will be Falcons annual two-part movie, The Velvet Mafia, which will be filmed this May. Chris Steele, Falcons Senior Director of Production & Editing commented, After watching Brocks audition tape I immediately knew we had a new Exclusive on our hands. He has the classic Falcon look and the outstanding sexual energy it takes to be one of our Exclusives.
Penn, who served in the current Iraqi war and enjoys sport biking in his home state of Wyoming stated, I am beyond excited to have been signed by the best studio in the industry, and Im really looking forward to my first film and getting to know all the other Falcon Exclusives! The heavily inked stud, who has previously done work for amateur sites like www.ActiveDuty.com and www.RandyBlue.com, stands at an impressive 6'1", weighs in at 240 lbs. and has a natural bodybuilder physique. Look for Brock this September!
Mustang Studios announced today the signing of both Jake Dakota and Dak Ramsey as their newest Exclusives. Jake and Dak join Cal Speedy Reynolds as the first three performers to be signed to the newly relaunched Mustang Studios (www.MustangStudios.com). Jake can be seen in Lockdown (MVP077) due out May 15th, Manhole (MVP078) out July 24th, and Rammer (MVP079) out August 21st. Dak debuts in Manhole as well. Mustang director John Bruno commented, Jake and Dak are just what Mustang Studios needs: real men with a raw sexual energy. The kind of smoldering, stop-you-dead-in-your-tracks guy that represents the continuing evolution of Mustang to a brand thats distinct and complimentary to Falcon.
Posted by lavenderloungeblog at 08:30 PM
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