Over the years, I've made a collection of photos of myself with celebrities I've met. They run the gamut from cult heroes, to porn stars, has-beens, wanna be's, both real and imagined. So, let's play a game! Read the clue to see if you can guess the celebrity, click the thumbnail to see if you're right! You can also jump to Celebrities Page Two for the answers and links to all the celebrities mentioned here.
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 Film maker known for bad taste.
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 LA interior decorator known for his bad taste (and getting fired by Anna Nicole Smith).
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 Ran for governor of California against Arnold.
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 California Assemblyman NOT related to Tonight Show host.
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 Designed the flip-flop dress and wore the famous credit card dress to the Oscars.
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 Famous skater, and definately NOT a hockey player.
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 She played the ditsy neighbor on Married With Children.x
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 Deceased porn star famous for re-contructing his foreskin.
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 Hail to the Chief of sex scandals.
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 He's America's Top 40 and the voice of Scooby Doo.
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 The most famous drag queen porn director, other than yours truely.
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 Writes the jokes for Oscar Night and sits at Whoopi's right on Hollywood Squares.
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 She was the most purrrfect Catwoman on the old Batman series.
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 Martin Mull's sidekick on Fernwood Tonight, then married Mull on the Rosanne Show.
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 She played a dyke in Showgirls and also in Bound.
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 This athletic supporter of water sports "Broke The Surface" with his book and TV movie.
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 He "...wants your sex...", but somebody should "wake him up before he go-go's" to another public bathroom.
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 He first appeared in the South Park Christmas Special 1997, but only YOU can see him!
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 Immortalized in Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wideside" and Warhol's "Trash".
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 The biggest name in gay porn.
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 This flaming candelabra queen used to "tinkle" on the ivories.
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 Porn Star who's appeared in several movies by Centaur.
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 "...one ringy dingy, two ringy dingies...is the party to whom I am speaking?"
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 Deceased Falcon porn star.
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 This out actor played the brother in "The Karen Carpenter Story" and the cute doctor on Doogie Howser.
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 Forgot her real name, but she was Nellie Olsen on "Little House on the Prarie".
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 He murdered his wife wearing Bruno Magli shoes.
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 O.J. house on Rockingham was a celebrity in itself (it's torn down now, though).
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 "Bad Pontiff, bad. Now go to your room!"
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 "Ho, ho, ho. Death to America, and Happy Jhad!"
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 They were once muscley role models, now gay divorcees.
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 Sister Zsa Zsa asks, "Loaves and fishes my ass, who do you gotta blow to get a cocktail around here?"
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 Don't know his name, but he played dual roles on Strip Mall with Julie Brown.
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 Think "rich Corinthian leather".
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 Porn star turned gossip columnist.
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 Sister Zsa Zsa meets her namesake on the Walk of Fame.
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