I have seen the future, and someday we will all have wood grain refrigerators, we'll wear velvet pant suits, and bubbles on our heads. And in the very near future we will all have VIP Memberships to Lavender Lounge...

I know you're looking at the cute naked blond guy, but if you read the text of this vintage ad for Apple Computers (the Apple II, to be exact), it's pretty profound. It was for an essay contest asking people to write in with suggestions of what could be done with an Apple II. They listed "graphics/music, entertainment, home, business, education, scientific, and industrial(?)" as possible categories your 1,000 word essay would be judged. The deadline was March 31, 1980 (!) and the winner would receive a two week trip to Hawaii.

I wonder if anyone had any idea how much gay porn has been produced on Apple computers over the years? Perhaps the cute naked blond guy was the inspiration! Fast forward to the upcoming release of the Apple iPad in a few weeks. It's nothing but a giant iPhone without the phone. At first I thought the iPad had potential for a nice, cheap alternative to a laptop computer, but as it turns out, that's won't be the case. The iPad won't play Flash video (which is pretty much the format for everything in porn) and there's no slot for DVD's and no input plug for peripherals. That leaves hooking up with men on Grindr as the only practical use for an iPad. A single, very expensive use.

Lucky Daniels loves to suck cock and does it so well. I've been wanting to give Lucky a double whammy for some time now and the thought of throwing him on a bed with Alex Eden and Ryan Rockford totally got my rocks off. He starts off with a little double dong action, sucking both of them off at the same time. Two cocks, no waiting. Then you are treated to a little Lucky In The Middle as he deep throats Ryan's delicious cock from the front and engulfs Alex's stiff dick from the rear. Later, Lucky rides the Rockford rod while Alex playfully smacks Ryan in the face with his own huge prick. These three really turn up the heat and you can tell they love every minute of it.

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From the desk of Randy Blue:

Say the name Malachi Marx in a room full of gay men, and maybe a few women, and someone will swoon. Every time I'm out running around town with him it's always amazing to see how people get this dreamy look in their eyes as he walks by. And rightfully so. He's absolutely gorgeous, has the most incredible body and with his award winning personality he could charm the paint off the walls. When it came time for Roman Todd to get his first experience of having a man's mouth wrapped around that huge cock of his I couldn't think of anyone better than Malachi. Todd was a little nervous but Malachi did such a great job of making sure he was comfortable with the idea but that he fucking loved it too. They say only a guy can really truly know what turns another guy on and Malachi showed Roman all the things that he himself loves having done to him when someone is going down on his stiff dick. And with the amount of hot steamy spunk that came splattering all over Malachi's chest it was obvious that he did all the right things.

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Brenden Butler is our newest model. He's got a handsome face with the sexiest cleft chin and eyes so green you feel like you're looking into a wild rain forest when you gaze deep into them. He takes off his shirt to reveal a lean body, naturally smooth save for a well manicured treasure trail, aptly named for the massive treasure it leads you to. Lets just say when he's wearing little more than a pair of designer briefs there is nothing left to the imagination. And when he's hard, that little bit of fabric can hold it no better than a hankie can hold a python. He points it right at you and you don't know whether to lunge or duck. And when he runs his hands up and down the shaft the look of stern concentration and pure pleasure that crosses his face is enough to make you lick your lips. I love the way his ass cheeks tense with every stroke and the way his mouth hangs open just enough to make you feel like he could kiss you at any second. He works that huge tool with such skill, moving his body to the motion of his rising heat, until he can't contain himself and shoots a huge load of warm sticky jizz all over that smooth chest of his.

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From the desk of Randy Blue: Riley Price is out of control. He can't get enough cock and he's going through Randy Blue models like breath mints. But you know, anyone with such a ravenous sexual appetite who is so hot to watch is okay by me. Riley came to the office the other day and I just looked at him and asked who would be next. Without missing a beat he smiled that charming smile of his and said 'Rockway'. Not long after that Chris Rockway was lubed and ready to go. I'd like to say that Riley was all over him like a mouth to a dick but the truth is these two were so hot for each other that I just turned on the camera and let them go. As excited as Riley was to get started, Chris definitely took the lead, moving Riley's body around just the way he wanted it. Riley's cocksucking skills were put to the test and I dare say that he met the Rockway seal of approval. I just stared in amazement as the whole thing unfolded before me. Did Chris really just bite his ass? Riley let him know he likes it a little rough so the next thing I know Chris is holding both of Riley's wrists while he gives him an ass pounding he won't ever forget.

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Randy Blue says, "The other day a friend of mine was going on and on about one of our newest models, Brock Traynor. I told him how Brock had done such a great job on his debut solo and I wanted to do something really nice for him when he came back to LA. My friend jokingly said that I should send Sean Everett over with a bottle of wine. Now, my friends should know better than to throw something like that out there because if it's a good suggestion, I'll use it. Sean shows off just how much he loves the cock and it's obvious that Brock is loving the attention of not only a really hot guy but also a very versatile performer, it made me realize that maybe my friends do know me better than I know myself because if they really want to see some cum gushing action with their favorite models, all they need to do is find a creative way of expressing it to me."

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I'm not usually a fan of twink movies, but now that Raging Stallion has wrangled control of Twinks.com, they're putting a bit more masculinity into the new movies they're putting out. Believe it or not, 18 and 19 year old boys are able to grow a beard! Who knew? And young guys sometimes have actual hair on their chest and bodies. Again, who knew? When I saw the tattooed twink with the big, thick dick on the cover of "Real Big - Boys Measuring Up!", I was sold!

You can click the link below to buy the DVD, but I also put a little bonus gallery in the VIP Room of Lavender Lounge.

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If you've seen Jack Dillinger's appearance as Fresh Meat on Randy Blue Live you'll remember that he's devilishly handsome, with the sexiest body and quite the charming personality. With such handsome features, his facial scruff gives him just enough of an edge to make you wonder if there isn't a bit of a bad boy under his sweet exterior. His body has just the right amount of hair, not so much as to hide his finely chiseled abs and beautifully formed pecs but rather adding a perfect accent this his majestic musculature. And the dick on this guy. It's just the right length and width to be a perfect handful and then some. You can fall into the trap of watching him stoke that thing all day with such an intense look of concentration on his face that it makes him even better looking. Then, finally, he shoots long sticky ropes of the white stuff all over his bed.

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